I suppose each and every regional dialect boasts its
own particular and indeed peculiar foibles and idiosyncrasies, either in terms
of usage, meaning or collocation, but a few of our local Tyneside phrases have
really been making me take a step back and think just recently. For example, why do we call shopping
“messages?” It’s not as if we are told something when buying provisions. Also,
in football why do teams win or lose, but “play a” draw; what possible reason
do we have for changing a verb into a noun when the meaning remains exactly the
same?
Lastly comes the question of location. I’ve always
found it weird that Scotch people “stay” rather than “live” somewhere, as to me
it emphasizes an almost transient quality to domesticity that probably goes back
to the Highland Clearances. Or something. On Tyneside, we do the exact opposite
by suggesting our home is not just a physical entity, but a concept akin to the
German notion of heimat when we ask
each other “where do you belong?” Whenever I’ve been asked such a question,
I’ve not simply responded by saying High Heaton, where I’ve been a homeowner
for over 20 years, but instead, voluntarily gone into tortuous detail about the
shameful secret of my Gateshead upbringing, giving an answer along the lines that
I was brought up in Felling, but haven’t lived there since I went to University
and have never felt any sense of belonging to that place.
Am I giving a truthful response? Geographically and
chronologically yes. However, while I was undeniably born Southside, I do not
feel any emotional or familial connection with the place or have the sense that
is where my roots lie, probably because of the unimaginable hell that my
childhood was. Frankly any thoughts about Felling or Gateshead inspire not
affection, but a profound feeling of revulsion. Similarly, I’ve often said that
questions about my national orientation, not just my ethnicity, must return to
rural county Cork, which my grandfather and two of his brothers exchanged for
Felling in the early 1930s. In the way that trans people have always
instinctively known they were assigned the wrong gender at birth, so is it with
my supposed nationality. I’ve never felt English, much less British; having
always known my ethnicity was Irish. Certainly, when it comes to the choice
between identifying with the birthplace of Paul Gascoigne or Roy Keane, I know
that the Rebel County is where my allegiance would always lie, partly it must
be said because of the discomfort I feel when exposed to some of the prevalent
attitudes of this region.
I have written in exhaustive detail about the problems
I have with Alpha male, testosterone fuelled, authoritarian populists, especially if they are
bald. The True Geordie isn’t bald, but he is a tragic victim of the North East
macho culture that he pitifully though unsuccessfully seeks to embrace. Yet,
underneath all his bellicose bluster, he’s just a frightened little boy in a
behemoth’s body. Rejected by his father, brought up by a constantly
disapproving mother, he sought to adopt an ultra-aggressive persona from his
early teens, which manifested itself as incessant, intimidating hatred towards
women. Without doubt he is a misogynistic bully. His first stint at college
ended with him being asked to leave after repeated incidents of threatening
behaviour and homophobic language towards his openly Lesbian Sociology
lecturer. Then he failed to complete an apprenticeship because he couldn’t cope
with being given instructions and not being indulged. Back at College, he was
thrown out after barely a term for aggressively browbeating and berating his
petite and gentle Psychology tutor, as she’d failed his plagiarised assessment. God
knows how he has ended up as an internet phenomenon, but whatever money he
possesses will not insulate him from an all-pervasive sense of being a failure.
He will not be happy, I guarantee that. I can only predict a bad ending for the
lad. No loss if it comes to pass mind…
We already have too many angry, worthless, masculine
bullies on Tyneside. The other week, returning from Monday 6 a side with my
mate David 1, we saw a hideous example of macho misogynistic domestic violence up
the West Road. Travelling down Silver Lonnen towards Cowgate, a 4x4 in front of
us suddenly veered off the road and came to a halt on the pavement. The front
passenger got out, went round the other side, wrenched the driver’s door open and
began belabouring the person at the wheel with his fists. He was only stopped
by another driver springing from his vehicle and knocking the thug down with a
single blow. As good citizens, we came to a halt in front of the 4x4, by which
time the bully and a young woman who emerged from the rear passenger seat had
made off down Lanercost Drive and the avenging driver had also left the scene.
Checking the 4x4, we saw the victim was an elderly
lady, who had suffered severe facial injuries at the fists of her attacker; two
black eyes, numerous cuts and abrasions. Depressingly, the perpetrator was her
son. The young woman with him was his partner, who he’d recently been in court
for beating up. I phoned 999 and the reality of Police budgetary limitations
became obvious as it took 10 minutes for my call to be answered and about 20 minutes
for a PC in a van to arrive. The whole time we waited, I talked to the poor
victim, calming her down. She was in both physical and emotional pain; nobody
deserves to suffer in that way. The only positive from this event is that she
has agreed to press charges against the evil thug she gave birth to; David 1
and I were happy to give statements to support any prosecution. I don’t care
about being called a grass, if I’m removing scum from the streets. All my life
I’ve stood up to bullies and so I’m not going to allow them a free pass any
time soon.
My main worry about the chances of success when
attempting to eradicate the macho culture of violent heterosexual men in our
region is not the inadequacy of the institutionally corrupt Northumbria Police
Force, it is the abject quality of the so-called professionals who are supposed
to monitor the criminals, specifically the standards of those employed by the
Probation Service, especially when contrasted to those superb and selfless
heroes who are Social Workers, such as my dear departed friend Ken Sproat. Can
Probation Officers really be trusted to behave in an ethical and moral way in
their professional lives if they have repeatedly struggled, or chosen not to do
so, in their private life?
Back in January, another friend of mine called David 2
was at his lowest ebb. His reckless behaviour, specifically problem drinking
and repeated emotional abuse of his partner who is a wonderful person and whom
he claimed to adore, resulted in the self-inflicted disintegration of his life.
Totally understandably, she threw him out after he’d gone on yet another
mammoth drinking session, consuming 28 bottles of red wine over a 3-day period
and having the kind of appalling on-line self-implosion that makes social media
such a dark place at times. As well as repeatedly going on solo benders, at her
expense and timed to coincide with her business trips abroad, he engaged in
provocative, self-pitying, reckless social media behaviour, consciously or
unconsciously designed to make her feel bad and him to appear as the victim,
whenever she was away with work. Considering her job takes her to the likes of
China, Sri Lanka, India and Thailand on a monthly basis, the very last thing
she needed was another raft of his depressingly repetitive drunken, debauched
mind games, spanning thousands of miles and many time zones, all intended to
gain the attention he was sulking about being deprived of when she was off
earning the money to keep him in the manner to which he’d quickly grown
accustomed.
Without getting too Freudian about this, David’s
problems all stem from abandonment and rejection issues relating to his
childhood that seem to manifest themselves in an inability to deal with being
alone. Of course, he has not sought any therapy to deal with these problems, as
he somehow believes that once he’s feeling better, the whole thing can safely be
forgotten about, showing the kind of narrow, narcissistic view of the world he
has, whereby other people’s feelings simply aren’t considered. If this were the only sociopathic tendency he
exhibits, things would be almost manageable; many people are thoughtless
egomaniacs. However, there is more to his complex anti-social behaviour. Equally
problematic is the fact he is an uncontrollable liar. He struggles to know what
the truth is; he compulsively tells white lies, ostensibly to make the listener
feel safe, but often to paint himself as the victim. Not only that, but he
tells different stories to different people, meaning that reality is an elusive
concept. Unfortunately for David 2, these compulsive, unconvincing lies all too
often come back to haunt him.
At the time of his meltdown, he had recently started
work as a Court Usher, a dull but cushy job, after approximately six months,
indolently lazing about, happily living off his partner’s earnings in the house
she’d paid £300k for. Somehow, amidst his alcohol-fuelled public
disintegration, he resigned or was sacked from this sinecure; as his lies are
so complex and detailed, it’s often difficult to know what the truth is with
David, especially as he is able to convince himself that his lies are the
truth. Whether he’d wanted to or not, he had comprehensively burned all his
bridges and, aged 44, he was holding onto a place in society by his finger
nails because of his own reckless, selfish, abusive behaviour. That, in a
nutshell, was the irrefutable truth of his personal circumstances.
David 2 was my friend; a very close friend in fact. I
couldn’t let him sink any lower, so with the usual vultures gathering, I
offered him a roof over his head, so he moved his belongings and his 3 cats into
mine in February. As I live at Laura’s 90% of the time, this was no real hassle
for me and, or so I thought, the least I could do. I felt a duty of care to
someone who was spinning out of control. Despite him leaving the heating on
24/7 and upgrading from Free View to the full Sky Sports package, I didn’t charge him a penny in rent or bills
until he found temporary office work at the end of March. This hitherto
undiscovered work ethic was a bone of contention with his ex-partner. She has a
very high-powered, stressful executive job that requires worldwide travel. In 2017 David quit his previous permanent post
at North Shields Job Centre because he didn’t like it and basically lived off
her for 6 months, without it bothering his conscience. Now, when he’s had her
financial rug pulled from under him, he quickly finds work. She was
understandably appalled by this, as it proved once again he’d been emotionally
and financially abusing her. Of course, if you point this out to David, he will
deny the reality of the situation as he has a basically inability to accept any
responsibility for his actions.
Fair play to him though, he’s not had a drink since
this business and he stuck at the temporary job, meaning he was able to pay his
rent diligently each week in arrears, while looking for other work. He somehow managed
to secure a position as a trainee Probation Officer, presumably by sending in a
severely edited CV, starting in early July. As I was for his temp work, I acted
as his personal referee and wrote about him in glowing terms, as that’s the
person I knew him to be at that time. Suffice to say, his subsequent conduct
has made me feel a fool for standing by him when everyone else had washed their
hands of his tiresome conduct. Here’s what I said -:
I have known the
applicant as a friend since 2005. Throughout that time, I have found him to be
a tremendously gifted, articulate and uniquely compassionate person, who always
embraced the opportunity to learn and develop his interpersonal skills with
both hands. He has demonstrated a thirst for knowledge, a passion for debate and
the natural ability to understand complex concepts with ease. Consequently, it
is clear to me that David has the requisite intellectual ability to be a
Probation Officer.
As regards his
personal and inter personal skills, David’s unfailingly accurate written work
and the precise and cogent way in which he is able to explain difficult ideas
and concepts are of paramount importance for someone who wishes to go in to
such a person-centered profession. Not only that, but his empathic nature,
demonstrated in his private and working life among his peers, show he is
ideally suited temperamentally and emotionally to the Probation Service. I wish
him all the best and recommend him unreservedly to you.
It must have worked, as he began his new job on Monday
2nd July, having paid me his last weekly amount on Friday 29th
June. I next received a payment on Friday 31st July, which was
clearly July’s rent in arrears, but since then I’ve had nothing from him; not a
penny piece. He loved his new job, to the extent of, injudiciously sharing
confidential paper work about his clients. Reflecting on this, I feel sure
Sunderland Probation Services would be interested to know that David 2 is
treating client confidentiality and the Data Protection Act with such reckless
abandon, though I wouldn’t seek to inform on him.
Bearing in mind how happy he said he was, both with
work and his domestic situation, having expressed a stated desire to remain at
mine until the end of the year at least, it was something of a shock when he told
me, by text, on Sunday 19th August he was moving out almost
immediately and he did so by the end of the month. Clearly, I didn’t expect a
month’s rent in lieu of notice, just the money he owed me. I didn’t charge him
for the Sky Sports package he’d ordered
that I had to beg to cancel or the hole he’d smashed in the back door for the
now useless cat flap he’d installed without my permission, as he’s taken his
three moggies with him. As everyone knows, I’m skint and could desperately do
with that money, so I sent him an email as I don’t have his new address -:
I’ve been through all
my financial dealings with you, which I’ve attached as a PDF for your
information. As far as I recall, you moved in on or around 19th February. The
first payment you made to me was for £104 on 23rd March. I regarded that as
payment, in arrears, for the week beginning 19th March. Every Friday from then
until 29th June, you paid between £100 and £117. The total for this was £1,780,
or £111.25 per week to include rent, all bills and a share of the Sky TV
package.
On 2nd July you began
your new job. As you were being paid monthly in arrears, we decided that the
same arrangement would apply for you. Therefore, on 31st July, you paid £500 for
July’s rent IN ARREARS. This is the last payment I received from you.
Therefore, you still owe me August’s rent. I would be grateful if you settled
this amount immediately.
To summarise, this is my understanding of the
situation regarding your residence -:
19/02 – 18/03: No
rent or bills charged
19/03 – 30/06: Rent
paid weekly in arrears
01/07 – 31/07: Rent
paid in arrears on last day of month
01/08 – 31/08: No
rent paid, and property vacated 25/08
I look forward to
your prompt payment of the £500 outstanding rent.
Best wishes,
Not only did David refuse to discuss the matter,
having already claimed he’d paid this rent, though he clearly has not, he then
blocked me on Facebook and WhatsApp, as well as ignoring all calls
and texts. As I didn’t know his new address, this meant I was effectively up
the creek without a paddle and seriously out of pocket. The worst thing, even
more than the £500 down the shitter that I would give my eye teeth to have at
this moment, is having lost a friend I’ve known for a decade and a half;
someone who I kept off the streets when he was at his lowest ever ebb, as I saw
his welfare as my moral responsibility. He himself decided that he had been the
wronged party in this whole sorry narrative, with me now being cast in the role
of bad guy by the narcissistic Walter Mitty style character who has scammed me
for five hundred quid.
To bring us up to date, when I was cycling up to the
cricket club for work on Sunday 16th September, I saw David 2’s parked
car on Princes Street in North Shields; as it’s a leaf-green Skoda it tends to
stand out. I took two photos of it and emailed them to him saying that as I’d
serendipitously discovered his general location, perhaps he could sensibly talk
to me about his debt. Sadly, he was unable to act like an adult and accept
responsibility for his actions by agreeing to do this. Instead he phoned the
Cops to say he was intimidated by my conduct. Ludicrous enough, but even worse
he told his ex-partner that I had vandalised his car and that Northumbria Police forensics were
examining it for finger prints to enable them to identify me as the culprit. This
is the same Northumbria Police who are so short of resources they leave someone
dialing 999 on hold for 10 minutes. Now, seriously, what kind of nutter comes
up with a story like that? Who did he think would swallow such an incredible
tissue of horse shit? The really disturbing thing is that he has probably
convinced himself this actually happened.
I like to think I’m a good citizen; for instance,
following the Silver Lonnen incident, David 1 and I had cause to stop on
Jesmond Road at the end of the Central Motorway, to help a young lady who’d
come off her moped in the wet conditions. No fuss, no drama; we just helped out
and went on our way like a modern day Starsky and Hutch on a far from typical
Monday evening. We’d solved those problems ourselves, without recourse to the
5-0, but the dodgy lodger’s fairy story was something else. I was furious with
him when I learned of his stupid lies, so off I went to Middle Engine Lane to
talk to the Poliss about David 2’s conduct. This young flatty was dealing with
it and explained, very calmly, that the unpaid rent was a civil matter; I knew
this and we both know I can’t afford to take him to court to recover the debt,
even if I go down the route of Malfeasance or Misfeasance in a Public Office. At
least the copper promised he would warn David 2 as to the consequences of
telling further lies about me vandalising his car,
or any other story he makes up. In all seriousness, such inveterate lying,
especially from someone in the Probation Service, does not auger well for his
future professional life, never mind the chaotic wreckage of his personal life.
Obviously, I’m going to write the money David has effectively
stolen from me off to experience, even if I’m so short of cash at the present
time I won’t be able to pay any of my bills on Monday 1st October.
My monthly outgoings are over £500, while my income is around £400; my new
middle name is poverty. I must say that looking at the situation quite
dispassionately, I truly feel I am as much of a victim of crime as the woman
beaten up by her son on Silver Lonnen. The irony is, David 2 could well find
himself in the role of moral guide for that violent thug, and that can’t be right.
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