Sunday 25 June 2023

Quiet, Noisy, Relaxed, Intensity

 Here's is my latest exploration of recent musical & literary adventures, though I must begin by paying tribute to the passing of one of greatest ever American novelists, the utter genius that was Cormac McCarthy. We will not see his like again -: 

Music:

The first gig of a very sparse early Summer schedule, should have been my attendance at TQ Live 5 at the Lit & Phil on Friday 23 June, featuring acoustic sets from Christian Alderson, Mark Carroll and Tobias Sarra, as well as an improvised set from them as a trio. However, it was pulled the day before as the venue had become unavailable. This did, however, result in me being able to take up a very generous donation from my pal Tim Dredge, who passed on his Sunday matinee ticket to see The Vaselines supported by Jon Langford, with Barkley McKay and Susie Honeyman at The Cumberland. In a salutary lesson for those who believe in good karma, I’d first met Tim about 5 years ago outside The Tanners, while he was looking for a Vaselines gig at the Star and Shadow. Obviously, this was just after the venue had moved and, being from out of town, he did not know this. I helped him find the place and he helped me out with this one, as the tickets had all been sold. You’re a very good man Tim and I salute you for your great act of kindness.  I had a brilliant afternoon.


I’ve been a devotee of
The Mekons for over 45 years, so I’ve always taken the opportunity to see any and every incarnation of them. They didn’t disappoint with a lengthy set, drawn from pretty much all of Jon’s career, from all his different projects. Highlights included revisits of Abernant 84-85 and a frankly brilliant Slightly South of the Border, with a predictable, though no less stirring, Where Were You to close proceedings. Jon remains a charming raconteur and it was great to catch up with him and the equally friendly Barkley afterwards, in baking sun outside. Indoors was baking hot as well, so watching The Vaselines storm through a 22-song retrospective of their entire career, featuring every notable number from Molly’s Lips to I Hate The 80s and Jesus Doesn’t Want Me For a Sunbeam to Son Of a Gun, with several stops along the way, was an ordeal worth enduring. Like Jon, both Frances and Eugene are natural born entertainers, and it was a joy to see them. You know, I reckon these Sunday afternoon gigs, starting at 12.30 and over by 4.00 may just be the way forward for us oldies..


Such is my level of devotion to both watching Percy Main Amateurs FC and playing for Tynemouth Cricket Club 3
rd XI, it is to my intense regret that I have been unable to attend any of the Shunyata Improvisation Group’s (SIG) series of Saturday matinee appearances at The Globe thus far in 2023. The programme, as announced at the back end of 2022, was -:

 Asymmetry (Not adhering to perfection).  Saturday 14 January. Support: Thomas Dixon   

2.    Non-attachment (Open minded and detached, being without any form completes every form). Saturday 11 March. Support: Tobias Sarra.

3.    Naturalness (Artless in its natural form, without pretence). Saturday 29 April. Support: Molar Crime.

4.    Simplicity (Not complicated or gaudy). Saturday 24 June. Support: Mobius.

5.    Silence (Limitless Silence, the inward-looking Mind). Saturday 9 September. Support: Richard Scott

6.    Wizened Austerity (Solitary, dignified like an old tree). Saturday 11 November. Support: Paul Taylor

7.    Profound Subtlety (A hidden memory lingering deep inside, limitless implications). Saturday 9 December. Support: Katie Oswell.

Each performance is named after one of the 7 principles of zen aesthetics, as codified by the secular Buddhist thinker Stephen Batchelor, of which 4 are used as titles for the 5 short pieces on the new Aesthetics CD, recently released by the estimable Wormhole World imprint.  The longest piece, at a shade over 30 minutes, is the opening, eponymous opus that acts as a focal point to coalesce the thoughts and impressions yet to come. It is, without a shadow of a doubt, a phenomenal piece of work that proves the Shunyata Improvisational Group to be one of the most vital and vibrant voices in the contemporary experimental and improvised music world. The telepathic understanding between the 4 members of this current iteration of SIG is without parallel in my field of listening experience. So unified are the 4 disparate elements that they instinctively know where to go and what to do next. From the opening tolling of a bell (or is it a bowl?), an aural depiction of the concept of art and beauty threads and weaves its way through the listener’s consciousness, giving space for unconscious thoughts of what is and isn’t an aesthetic experience to become palpable. Of course, mood, location and atmospheric conditions are of equal importance, meaning that every time you listen to Aesthetics, it says something different. This is very similar to previous Shunyata releases, such as Balances or Pivot Moments, both of which offer something fresh and different on every listen.

As regards the 5 shorter pieces that complete the CD, their brevity in no way compromises their importance or the quality of music they contain. Rather they act as complementary pieces, where the individual members of SIG take turns to be the focal point on each subsequent pieces, though please don’t imagine there is any kind of Ummagumma style self-indulgence at play here. Guitarist Martin Donkin is described as the Shunyata Improvisation Group’s Co-Ordinator, rather than leader, which is a democratic description of his role, rather than the more egotistical (Messianic?) idea of a leader. It is also fitting, as Martin’s fluent, understated, calm guitar playing lends a kind of peaceful, meditative quality that veers away from conscious virtuosity and acts as a conduit for integrating the other members of Shunyata Improvisation Group. For instance, Mark Carroll, abandoning his cello for a moment, provides solemn, dignified and sedate piano motifs that seamlessly meld with Martin’s gentle, insistent riffing, for want of a better word, at the start of closing track “Solitary, Dignified” reminds me of a combination of “A Forest” by The Cure and the instrumental soundtrack of Withnail & I, when Paul McGann takes a solitary walk in the Cumbrian countryside, in possibly the only understated section of that wonderful, riotous comedy.

Elsewhere, “Non-attachment” features insistent violin patterns by John Garner that produces possibly the only section of urgency across the whole piece. Perhaps most fascinating, indeed beguiling, of all is NofC setting aside his array of percussive devices to affect sonorous scat singing that could almost be a kind of plainsong speaking in tongues on “Wizened Austerity,” which ends with a rich, warm belly laugh. It is a deeply intriguing piece set amongst one of the most interesting and compelling suites of music you will hear in this or any other year.

With Aesthetics, the Shunyata Improvisation Group have not only released a concept album, or even made a series of conceptual performances, but have actually embraced the idea of aesthetically living a concept year, though that oft-maligned term should not be seen in a pejorative way, as I do not mean to use it in a way redolent of Rick Wakeman or any other discredited 70s pomp rock behemoth. This is a release to spark internal dialogue; it provokes debate and demands discussion in the mind of the listener. It is an extraordinarily fine album that will be listened to long into the future, which must be a sign of true genius for a series of pieces recorded live, spontaneously and entirely in the moment. I simply can’t recommend it enough.

Meanwhile, 180 degrees distant from the Shunyata experience, I got hold of Deaf German’s Mute Whore EP, also from Wormhole World. It’s the musical, and I use that term very loosely, equivalent of putting a dentist’s drill in your left ear and a Black & Decker power tool in your right. Lasting 100 seconds in total, it contains 14 extremely short, powerful and punishing doses of aural scree. Like a cross between dial-up modem squeals and explosions of random static, it is probably the most unpleasant sound experience I’ve had since I first saw Whitehouse back in 84. However, unlike the po-faced power electronics tribe, Deaf German are funny, to the point of making you laugh out loud at the sheer abrasiveness of their noise. I love this record and the Swansea outfit’s previous release Tyres, which is sadly only available on download at the moment, though Wormhole World may change that situation in future.

As well as being purveyors of the finest experimental music in accessible, tangible form, Wormhole World are also incredibly good value for money. Having spent a tenner on the Deaf German and Shunyata Improvisation Group releases, I was delighted to discover my package continued a gift; Reality is Not Enough by Brume, which is the cacophonous solo project of French multi-instrumentalist and studio wizard, Christian Renou. A dozen sections of found and purloined spoken sounds are slathered in metallic clatter, grunge guitars and exploited toys to great effect. I thoroughly enjoyed this slice of l'underground musical sans public, especially at such a bargain price.

In contrast, I threw £25 down the drain on this year’s Record Store Day purchase. I was bitterly disappointed not to source either this year’s Bardo Pond release or a Virgin Prunes compilation of archive stuff, so I put my hand in my pocket for Polar Regions by Jowe Head’s Swell Maps C21, which was culled from two sold out shows at Café Oto back in December 2021. Tickets were gone even before I knew of this mini residency, which I could have screamed with frustration at missing out on. However, and this bitterly disappoints me to say it, this does nothing to add to the legacy of the Swell Maps. Having read Head’s book about Swell Maps last year, which revealed Nicki Sudden to just about the biggest dickhead to walk this planet, I was excited to hear this project reinterpret some classics from back in the day. Unfortunately, other than the instrumental pieces (Don’t Throw Ashtrays at Me, A Raincoat’s Room, both of which feature Lucie Rejchtova deputising for the sadly departed Epic Soundtracks, and a storming Big Empty Field), the record sucks. Sub-karaoke stagger-throughs of HS Art, Read About Seymour and particularly Let’s Build A Car, are little other than self-indulgent stabs at reflected glory. I’m turning more against the concept of Record Store Day with each passing year and overpriced piffle like this is unlikely to win me round.

This is not to say nostalgia doesn’t have its place. The best location for it was The Lubber Fiend on Saturday 27 May when, fresh from a good scudding by 75 runs by Anfield Plain (despite my fluent 1*), I took in the mighty UT, at a gig promoted by Kev Wilkinson of Big Road Breaker et al. Never having seen UT before, it was another joyous tick on the No Wave Bingo Card of life and they were truly tremendous; tense, intense, fraught and frightening by turns. This was angry, angular wailing of the finest vintage, with the added bonus of Tim Hodgkinson on saxophone on a couple of numbers. Also, it was fabulous to see old pals like Has Gaylani that I’d not seen in years. Such a shame I didn’t buy any musical produce that night, rather than the Swell Maps piffle.


I have been trying to avoid funding David Gedge’s retirement over the past few years, yet I still find myself a sucker for just about any Wedding Present merchandise that has escaped me. Hence, finding their Scopitones website had copies of various 1992 Hit Parade releases was me like a moth to a furnace. As a result I’ve now got copies of July’s Flying Saucer, backed with a great version of Mud’s Rocket and December’s passable No Christmas, with some Elton John cover on the b-aide that I’ve not listened to yet.  That’s 10 out of 12 secured now anyway. As a matter of fact, I didn’t buy any of the 2022 Hit Parade redux singles, as they were £15 a pop, plus £20 for a decorative box to store them in. Wise old ian waited for the double CD that came out this year to get the whole load together. Gedge has entirely reordered the songs and it comes across, certainly on the first CD, as a bloody strong album, courtesy mainly of Sleeper acting as the backing band. Opener I Am Not Going To Fall In Love with You is an absolute belter, followed up by Memento Mori, which is in the Weddoes top 20 songs ever. There’s only a couple of covers; A Song From Under The Floorboards and White Riot, which reflect the quality of the originals in terms of these interpretations. My goodness Magazine were a fine, fine band. In total we have 29 songs across 2 CDs and, undeniably, the first disc is stronger than the second, but it certainly shows Gedge’s songwriting skills, providing he’s egged on by a strong enough backing band, remain undimmed. I’m delighted I got hold of this.

Books:

All the Songs Sound the Same is a 350-page series of short essays by Wedding Present devotees talking about their favourite song. In some cases, Cinerama even get a mention. It is, obviously, repetitive, with My Favourite Dress and Kennedy getting the nod from 75% of punters, but that’s not a bad thing as many people have interesting stories to tell. Shame that my take on Boo Boo is such a pile of sub lit crit, pretentious wank, but never mind…

There aren’t a huge number of books for me to write about as, for no readily apparent reason, I took May off and didn’t read a line the whole month. Perhaps I needed the space after joyfully absorbing the late John Arlott’s stupendous memoir, written somewhat bizarrely in the third person as if it were a biography, Basingstoke Boy. Rather than just a chronicle of cricketing anecdotes, it tells of his entire life and career, from mental hospital orderly, to police constable, to jobbing, itinerant BBC producer of literary readings and eventually to a not altogether contended retirement on Alderney. As well as joy at the good things that happen, his enduring despair at the death of his eldest son Jim in a car accident and guilt at the failure of his first marriage are addressed fully. It is a wonderful read and I felt more than a tang of sympathy when both his favourite football sides, Southampton and Reading, suffered relegation at the end of last season.

One bloke I never feel sympathy for if his team gets humped is notorious Jambo Ian Rankin, though I do love his writing style. His late era Rebus procedural, Saints of the Shadow Bible, featuring the reopening of investigations into some nefarious dealings by loose cannon cops back when Rebus had just joined CID is brilliantly paced, flawlessly plotted and suffused with laconic dialogue. I always enjoy my trips to Rankin’s imagination and this one is no different. The same could normally be said of James Ellroy’s world, but the anthology Destination Morgue! which features both long form journalistic pieces that were originally found in Esquire as well as 3 terrible novellas about an LA Detective and his preposterous revenge killing adventures with a fading Hollywood glamour girl, are simply too vile for my tastes. Ellroy makes no secret of his redneck Republicanism, but this is him dialling up the bigotry to 11. He’s done that before, such as in The Cold Six Thousand especially, but at least then the weasel words are spoken by the bad guys, not the protagonist. Having trawled through this, I’ve now read all of Ellroy’s published works, which is an achievement, probably on a par with getting through the entire Bukowski oeuvre. Like Hank, the Devil Dog’s work is of a variable quality, but at least I’m prepared for the publication of The Enchanters, voiced again by the notorious Freddie Otash, in September.

Elsewhere in the literary sewer of the United States, I read Short Eyes by the Nuyorican dramatist Miguel Pinero. Set in a New York House of correction in the early 70s, it tells the tale of the incarceration and murder of a suspected white child abuser, who is caged on remand on a racially tense wing, where Hispanics and Blacks rule the roost, and the white prisoners and guards need to remain vigilant. Within this melting pot, internecine warfare between gay and straight Puerto Ricans and Mexicans, Panther devotees and drug dealing libertines from the various 5 Boroughs, as well as the fighting Irish in both prison and police uniforms, is frequently ready to boil over. A white “short eyes” is the lowest of the low, according to the jail’s moral code and his murder, despite questions over his innocence or guilt, is seen as inevitable. Post mortem, no tears are cried in this harsh environment. I’d love to see how the 1974 film dealt with the harsh brutality of the world this tense two act play depicts.

Harry Pearson’s world is never harsh or brutal; it is always charming, thought-provoking and mildly eccentric. I am honoured to have called Harry a friend for almost 30 years now and to have read every single thing he published. The other week he came to see me play for Tynemouth 3s at Hexham, much to the delight of our skipper Richy and opening bowler Ed who are both devotees of Harry’s work, especially Slipless in Settle for some reason. We lost by 8 wickets, but at least I hit a straight driven boundary that Harry likened to Victor Trumper in his prime, and he gave me a copy of his latest book, No Pies, No Priest, which is an absolutely fascinating slow meander through arcane world of minority regional sports. From quoits in Northumberland to stoolball in Sussex to road bowling in County Armagh, we take a bucolic ramble through the obscure and fascinating world of folk sports with our latter day, clean shaven and slightly diffident Jack Hargreaves redux. Like any good afternoon spent in Harry’s company, whether that be at cricket football or in the pub, things are over far too soon, which is the mark of how fine a writer he is. If you want to relax and enjoy rural pastimes vicariously or as an accompaniment to a picnic tea at a second XI club game, grab a copy of No Pies, No Priest (the chapter from whence the title comes is an absolute cracker), because you won’t regret it.

 

 

 

 

 


Friday 9 June 2023

Arab Strop

Newcastle United's memorable season is over; thankfully there's still golf for Miguel Delaney & Oliver Holt to twist their faces about -:

The aftershock effects of the 2022 World Cup continue to be felt, as this interminable football season grinds on towards mid-June and beyond. If you can bear the excitement, there are still a couple of international fixtures to go yet. Forgive me please, I have no more details to share with you, as I have no clue who is playing whom, or when or where these games will take place, much less why they need to happen at all. Fairly obviously, apart from NTCL Division 5 (South) and the Northern Alliance AGM, due to be held Thursday 15 June at Blue Flames, The Ashes is the most important sporting event of the summer, but I do realise there are some distorted individuals who don’t see cricket as the most beautiful game of all, so there needs to be other competitive activities for those sorts to focus on. Golf, for instance, or engaging in pointless social media feuds with those running dog journalistic lackeys of the Glazer Family, waxy-faced popinjay Miguel Delaney and ageing, lickerish roue Oliver Holt.

According to Mig and Ollie golf is no longer a good walk spoiled, but rather a good mass execution spoiled, now Saudi Arabia have bought the game lock, stock and sand wedge. I’m not sure which club will need to be jettisoned to accommodate Holt’s patent bone saw, but it will give the stroke play Tories something to mull over at the 19th hole, rather than simply expressing their undying love for Suella Braverman. I don’t like golf and I don’t like a great number of people I know who play the game, mainly for ideological reasons, though I am extremely amused to consider how the likes of the Newburn Neo Con Dave Broadmoor will reconcile their rampant Islamophobia with the knowledge their beloved game will now be operating under the aegis of Sharia Law rather than the influence of the Royal and Ancient. Pretty soon, every clubhouse across the world will be turned into a Mosque, which cheers me up. A lot. Seriously though, can you just imagine how the World’s most famous caddy, James Ellroy, will react to this?

When Miguel and Oliver aren’t stamping their spikes on the verdant putting surfaces of Wilmslow and Alderley Edge, they are on-line and in print, flag waving for the little guys from Old Trafford in their brave fight against the Evil Empire from the Etihad. Mind, they’ve been getting themselves in quite a stew over Newcastle United, along with their lickspittle shills from Denver’s Miniscule Militant Mob. If I understand the point that the screeching scribes and former employee of the House of Saud Denver Humbert are repeatedly trying to make, Manchester City and Newcastle United are baddies because they are owned by Islamic billionaires, while Manchester United are goodies because they are owned by non-Islamic billionaires. Well, at least Miguel and Oliver aren’t Anti-Semitic unlike Denver’s pals and almost all the critics of Newcastle United from Wearside, or indeed anyone who doesn’t seek to proselytise the Glazer Family a thousand times a day.

The last few games of the season saw Newcastle coast over the line in fourth place, happy to take a Champions’ League place and the incredible riches that promises, in a kind of relaxed and confident cruise control that reflects the magnificent managerial style of Eddie Howe. That said, the last 5 games of the season produced more panic attacks than pressure from our high press, but we got there in the end. There were different ways to interpret the first of that set of games. The home loss to Arsenal could perhaps most rationally be seen as the story of two excellent keepers on top form, though it was ultimately a very frustrating loss, after we’d started like an express train and could have been 2 up in the opening ten minutes. Being honest, it was right to deny us a penalty and thence they regrouped, thoroughly shithousing their way to victory with some extraordinarily daring timewasting tactics, almost from the first whistle onwards. Bruno’s injury and the negative impact of Sean’s absence both conspired to leave us creatively short-handed. Although Maxi did okay as an impact sub, I really can’t see his loose cannon approach being suitable for the team going forwards. He’s been fun to have, but going forwards we need to be serious and professional in every aspect and I don’t think he can offer us that on a regular basis.

I didn’t get to see the Leeds game as I was playing up at Leadgate, but the roars from a fervently black and white crowd in the packed clubhouse kept us well informed of the pattern of events. I didn’t even get to see the highlights as the Moldovan flute-playing dwarf and other delights from Eurovision kept Match of the Day off our screens. Watching the goals, it is clear that Wilson has ice in his veins, in a manner that is reminiscent of Shearer, which was one of the reasons I didn’t buy into the theory that NUFC were starting to run out of steam by this juncture. At the time, I though a point was a decent result against the Bogeyman Allardyce, but that may not be the case as we were the only team, he avoided defeat against in his, thankfully, doomed attempts to keep the DYB in the top division.

In advance of the Brighton game, there was much fearful noise on social media, with many fearing the Seagulls who’d destroyed Arsenal would turn up against us. Thankfully, it was more of the variety who capitulated disastrously to Everton who showed up on a glorious Thursday night. From the kick-off their measured, short passing game invited us on and the Howe patented high press, allied to our still amazing levels of fitness, pushed them back into their own penalty area. The 2-0 lead we went in with at the break was only a modest return for our dominance and their early reply after the break caused some faint hearts to flutter. However, their belated attempt to force things was equally unsuccessful a ploy, as it allowed us to twice pick them off with picture book breakaway goals. All in all; a stunning performance and a stunning atmosphere in the ground as, whatever the begrudgers say, this was a team and a crowd in perfect harmony. Goodness, the beer tasted nice in The Trent House at full time.


Unfortunately, I was ill for the Leicester game, and I really ought not have gone as, on returning home, my rampant chills and shivers heralded a painful and blinding fit of vomiting as I succumbed to the ravages of a chest infection. Ironically, I’d also been sick when we beat Leicester 2-1 on Easter Sunday last year, so perhaps it is a relief for my oesophagus that they’ve gone down. All in all, it was an anti-climax to a wonderful season, but a beautiful one. My 50th and final game of 2022-2023 was watched from Bar 1892; albeit the last seat in the Milburn before it becomes the Gallowgate. If we’d taken our chances, we could have seen a repeat of the famous 7-1 that brought down the curtain on the title winning season under Keegan in May 1993. As it was, Leicester were brave enough to keep us out and we seemed to declare on 70 minutes, as a point was enough, much to the chagrin of a moaning specky twat to my left. I just hope he got to see that post-match interview with Jacob Murphy that should have reduced every fan of the club to a quivering, tearful wreck. What a bloke that fella is. What an achievement to come from nowhere to 4th place. Come on you Mags!

And so to the last game at Chelsea, and a chance to pit our wits against the tactical genius who is Frank Lampard. A nothing game that didn’t even merit Sky coverage, never mind a watchable dodgy stream, so I stuck with Sky Sports News and tragic events from Goodison that saw the Scouse Mackems stay up. At least we finished in our highest position for 20 years, after a campaign that will go down as being as much fun as 87-88, 93-94, 01-02 or, at a push, the last part of 05-06, because it was so unexpected. Of course, this is when the pressure will start to mount and expectations will be ratcheted up, for both singings and performances. Sadly, I’d imagine a lot of the fun will go out of supporting NUFC, especially with the new Membership scheme suggesting tickets for the average Joe will be like gold dust. Well, perhaps now is a good time to unhitch myself from the bandwagon, not because of ideological issues per se, but simply because it won’t be as much fun now the crowd expects us to win.

For the record, Shelley and I have both renewed our Percy Main season tickets, so we’ll see you at Purvis Park. Howay the Villagers!!