Monday 13 May 2024

Cancellation Culture

Game 1: Tynemouth 3s v Newcastle Super Kings (13 April) – CANCELLED

Game 2: Tynemouth 3s v Stamfordham 2s (20 April) – CANCELLED

Game 3: GEMS 2s v Tynemouth 3s (27 April) – CANCELLED

Game 4: Tynemouth 3s v Blaydon 2s (4 May) – CANCELLED

Game 5: Leadgate (155/6) beat Tynemouth 3s (133) by 22 runs (6 May)

Game 6: Tynemouth (232/6) lost to Annfield Plain 2s (234/6) by 4 wickets (11 May)

Tynemouth’s first team cricketers finally got their season underway on Saturday, other than a narrow loss by 5 runs to south north in the Smithson County Cup on the last day of April, after three games in a row had been cancelled due to waterlogged grounds and rain. And what a start it was! An away trip to Ashbrooke was a nice place to start. The ground looked in good condition and a good number of spectators were enjoying the warm sunshine and a few drinks on the overhanging terrace bar. Home skipper Chris Youlden won the toss, and he chose to have a bat first on a flat, good looking deck with just a hint of green.

Durham CCC all-rounder George Drissell opened up with Northumberland County Coach Dan Shurben but Tynemouth started well as Barry Stewart had Shurben lbw for just 8 and then Josh Koen clean bowled George Fishwick for the same score. This brought all-rounder Micky Allen to the crease, and he played positively from ball one helping take the score to 62 before Drissell was caught by Josh Koen off the bowling of Josh Moors for 29. A first NEPL wicket for the Aussie amateur. Allen was joined by skipper Youlden and they put together a fine partnership of 80 when Allen was adjudged lbw off Martin Pollard for 54 and when Durham Uni spinner Fred Harrison took a terrific caught and bowled to dismiss Youlden soon after for 27, the game looked evenly poised at 144/5 and just in the away teams favour when Pollard had Greg Applegarth caught by Moors at 161/6. However that was to be Tynemouth’s last breakthrough and Jack Johnson and Robert Potts batted well and remained not out on 36 and 22 respectively leaving a 45 over final total of 212/6 which looked about a par score. The Tynemouth fielding had been pretty sharp, and the wickets were shared around. Overall a pretty good first effort in the field.

It was Ben Debnam and Matthew Kimmitt who opened up for the visitors facing Sunderland’s opening attack of the experienced Kieran Waterson and Durham Academy graduate Brett Hutchinson. However it wasn’t the start Tynemouth wanted as Kimmitt went for 14, then Robbie Bowman for 4 and when Debnam was lbw to Micky Allan for 5 the score was just 30/3 and Tynemouth were in trouble. However the game was about to change course in quite dramatic fashion as Josh Moors stride to the crease and played one of the finest knocks from a Tynemouth player in the NEPL. Straight away Moors was in imperious form disdainfully hitting Drissell over extra cover two balls in succession for boundaries. At the crease Moors stands upright. He’s not tall but he has quick feet and fast hands and hits the ball hard and with great timing. His running between the wickets is exemplary too. His first fifty came up off 39 balls and he then raced to a brilliant century off just 66 balls. The moment was certainly enjoyed by Moors but also by his teammates in the Pavilion and the spectators of both teams. He was well supported by Joe Snowdon who made 15 and then Dan Thorburn who played a great hand for his 28 and sharing in the match winning partnership of 110 with Moors. With just 5 runs needed Moors was caught by Hutchinson off the bowling of Joe Stuart for a superb 119 which contained 13 fours and 5 sixes. Freddie Harrison finished the game off in grand style hitting Drissell into the houses for a huge maximum leaving his side winners by 4 wickets and off to a positive start for the season ahead. A full scoreboard can be found here: https://nepremierleague.play-cricket.com/website/results/6177871

A day earlier Tynemouth had won their first T20 group match with a 7 wicket victory at Lanchester. Lanchester were bowled out for 127 and Tynemouth chased the runs down for just 3 wickets and with 4 overs to spare. Josh Moors with 3/11 and Fred Harrison with 2/13 were the pick of the bowling attack which included 13 year old George Stewart who bowled 2 tidy overs. Well bowled George! This was a young and inexperienced side who fielded superbly to back up their bowlers. Matt Kimmitt made a bright and breezy 27 and then Josh Moors with 55 and Fred Harrison 32 clinched the game with an unbroken partnership of 54.

Tynemouth 2s did get their season underway in April as well. After suffering a first game cancellation, they took on Ashington 2s at Preston avenue on April 27th but lost by 52 runs. The visitors batted first, posting an impressive 255/7, with Neil Bennett (3/39) and Sam Robson (2/38) doing their bit for Tynemouth’s cause. The home side’s innings saw two excellent contributions from both ends of the evolutionary scale, with the youthful Joel Hull-Denholm posting an impressive 62 that was only surpassed by Interim Chair Andrew Lineham’s superb unbeaten 64. To no avail though, as the 2s closed on 203/5. After making it through to the second round of the James Bell Cup, after Annfield Plain conceded, the 2s notched their first win of the campaign by beating Sacriston (170/8) by 6 wickets. In the field, the wickets were shared around, but George Stewart (3/40) again showed what great potential he has. The runs were knocked off with 7 overs to spare, with Lineham (25*) again doing his beat, but eclipsed by a superb unbeaten 75 by the returning Marcus Turner.

For the first time in living memory, the 3s entered May with the tag of the Invincibles appended, on account of four successive washouts. However, reality intervened when they were spared thunderstorms on May Day at Leadgate. Fielding first, Richy Hay’s experienced side (412 years between them), for which he was both the median and the average in terms of years on the clock, restricted the home side to an eminently gettable 155/6. While the vacationing Martin Pollard (35*) top scorer, the only significant support came from Patrick Hallam with 32. It should be noted that prior to his batting, he had enjoyed an admirable debut stint behind the timbers. Sadly, as wickets fell, the tail conspicuously failed to wag, with the last 5 batters contributing 5 runs between them, as Tynemouth were dismissed for 133, to lose by 22 runs.

After so many cancellations, it was just nice to get back on the field, even I had been carousing in Shields Catholic club and The spring Gardens the night before. My lift was from Chad Koen, who is a bus driver. Consequently, we were 20 minutes late (traffic on the Tyne Bridge and Wester By-Pass), arriving at 15/1. With both Hallams, Linaz, Poll and Chad in the team, I thought we stood a good chance with the bat, and we did bowl quite well, with only one of their partnerships really building. Sadly though, we never really got going and when Patrick and Linaz got out, it all went to pot. I faced 2 balls. The first was the hat trick ball and I felt as crowded as in an elevator on Christmas Eve. I dug it out, only to swing and miss the next one. Shame, but others higher up are there to get the runs, not me. Personally, I’m just pleased to be there.

On Saturday gone, the 3s travelled to Leadgate’s near neighbours Annfield Plain. The importance of continuity of selection was underlined by the 10 changes made for this game, with only ian cusack, as a result of his fluent two ball 0 on the Monday, keeping his place. On a gloriously sunny afternoon up in the hills, the team were led by the redoubtable figure of Chris Beever, who seized the initiative, batted first and contributed a stunning 120. He was given able support by Hamish Swaddle-Scott (51) and Dom Askins (26) as Tynemouth made a more than presentable 232/6. However, on such a perfect batting strip and with little seam available, other than a heroic, hobbling spell by the injured Ed Snelders (1/42), it was always going to be a tough ask to defend the runs. Dom Askins (1/28) did his best, but Annfield Plain came home with 3 balls to go, after a truly excellent game of cricket.


This was a heartbreaker. I wasn’t in the team until Friday afternoon and had prepared myself to head to Percy Main v Haltwhistle (they won 3-0, having beaten Hebburn 5-0 on the Monday when I was at Leadgate), when the call came. I got a lift over from Alan Hiscock, who was ultimately to be another TFC alongside me, so we arrived in plenty of time. Annfield Plain, like Leadgate, is a lovely, community club and I always enjoy my trips there, even if I’ve endured nothing but losses. Today, with Beevs in magisterial form, I knew I wouldn’t get a bat, so I put my fear behind me and did some umpiring. I rightly didn’t give Alosh out LBW (sliding down leg), wrongly didn’t give Dom out stumped (luckily he walked, but what was I thinking) and rightly didn’t give new lad Ben out stumped. I did my best and didn’t over think things. In the field, I was mainly at Square Leg, where I dived but couldn’t prevent a 4 and Mid-wicket, where one of their lads hit one like a tracer bullet just past me, but I didn’t get anything on it, though it only went for 2. Despite the defeat, it was a hell of an enjoyable game of cricket.

The Sunday 3s have lost both their games this far; a league game away to Burnopfield by 84 runs and a cup game at Whitburn by 104. Considering Tynemouth were 5/7 at one point, to actually make 62 was a good effort in the circumstances.

 

Tuesday 7 May 2024

Behind the Scenes in the Museum

Before I get on to what I’ve been reading and listening to over the last couple of months, I’d just like to make a brief comment about what I’ve been watching. If I had the time and requisite critical vocabulary, I might have attempted a critical take on some of the latest telly I’ve seen, but feeling inadequate to such a task, I’ll just say that both Baby Reindeer and The Responder have been utterly outstanding. Gripping doesn’t come near it.


Music:

Readers of this blog will remember my review of Kim Gordon’s memoir Girl in a Band in my last bulletin. I read that book partly because I’d found her ex-husband Thurston Moore’s Sonic Life autobiography so shallow and vapid that I wanted to know of the true story behind the disintegration of Sonic Youth. Curiosity sated, I bought Gordon’s new album The Collective, out of a more virtuous sense of curiosity at what she was doing creatively, and I have to say I’m pretty pleased by the results.

A dark, chaotic batch of compositions, the album is a jarring critique of a world Gordon views as confusedly addicted to consumption, skewed by dysfunctional masculinity and the endless pursuit of fame and wealth. Its 11 songs are disjointed but together intensify and further the evolution of sounds that can be traced to her earliest leading efforts as a founding vocalist, bassist and guitarist for Sonic Youth.

On the opener, BYE BYE, Gordon maintains her well-known dismal tone. With lyrics aimed to provoke, tracks such as Trophies, It's Dark Inside and Shelf Warmer make for a bold endeavour even in these strange times. In the grinding automation of my favourite track, I'm a Man, she assumes the perspective of a fool admitting his own faults, fumbling with excuses across a defensive, feeble monologue before settling for mediocrity: "It's not my fault. I'm a man ... It's good enough for Nancy."

The Collective's tracks are decidedly incongruous, but Gordon demonstrates expertise in crafting the unexpected groove out of the frightful funk of I Don't Miss My Mind and the clang of The Believers. On the expansive Psychedelic Orgasm, the accomplished noise trailblazer reminds listeners that she has no bounds. At 70 years of age, she has served up what may be her most compelling, most ominous, work to date.

Courtesy of Raoul Galloway, editor of Spinners lit zine, I finally managed to get hold of Big Noise from the Jungle by the Tiller Boys. Released on New Hormones records back in 1979, it’s a wonderful slice of repetitious garage Krautrock, with a shrill, insistent guitar (courtesy of a certain Pete Shelley) that rumbles and shrieks its way through 7 unchanging minutes. It’s an absolute delight and I’m so pleased to finally have it in my collection.


As well as accumulating recorded music, I’ve been to a disparate set of gigs at various locations over these last 3 months. On a foul and filthy Friday night, Shelley and I struck out for Cullercoats Watch House, where those legendary rock and roll outlaws, Shunyata Improvisation Group were playing a fundraiser for this venerable building. With a gale blowing outside and the North Sea crashing against the adjacent coastal defences, the creaking timbers of the Watch House played a role almost as a living instrument itself. The nature of Shunyata shows is that you have to listen carefully to pick up on what they are saying and the nuanced nature of their practise, so on this occasion the Watch House began an integral part of the evening, which was fitting. I’m glad I got to this as Shunyata seem inordinately keen on playing Saturdays, which is not too helpful with all my cricket and football commitments.

At the other end of the spectrum, volume and venue wise, was the sonic maelstrom of BRB Voicecoil and Depletion at the Lubber Fiend at the end of March. This was one hell of a great night out, where just about everyone you’d expected to show up did so (with the added bonus of meeting some pals who’d been to Echo & The Bunnymen at the City Hall on the last bus home). It was loud and affecting. Kev Wilkinson, for over 35 years now, has had the ability to wrest almost diabolical incantations out of a simple synthesiser. Despite revealing he’d spent the afternoon warming up for the gig by taking his grand daughter swimming, he still summoned up a fearsome, fiery squall that is his signature scent. Depletion, younger and fairly diffident, were equally impressive, with a comparable level of intensity. All in all, one of the best nights out of 2024.

I ran into Richard Dunn that night and was pleased when he gifted me a copy of his latest release: The Rock, The Watcher, The Stranger by Isolated Community. It isn’t ambient, but it’s almost pastoral. A brooding, contemplative set of pieces, seemingly inspired by the rugged Northumberland countryside, it is visual as well as auditory experience, if you allow you mind to flow and imagine the destruction Border Reivers could have wrought if they’d been introduced to sound collage, field recordings and electronica. A very worthwhile release and one I highly recommend.

It was Shelley who recommended we go to see L Devine at the Wylam Brewery and I’m more than pleased we did. Previously unknown to me, this Whitley Bay native is out, proud and ready to rock. After an earlier semi successful alliance with a major label, she’s cut the ties, cut free and cut a storming album. Actually named Olivia Rebecca Devine and born 21 June 1997, she signed a contract with Warner Brothers, releasing 3 EPs on the label: Growing Pains, Pressure and Near Life Experience. After parting from Warners, she became an independent artist and released her debut studio album, Digital Heartifacts, in April. Rather than seeking to be a cutesy electro pop star, this talented musician and songwriter, has assembled a strong backing band and is happily going down the route of alternative rock. Hell, and I’m not making this up, some of her numbers could have been Nirvana with a female vocalist. The crowd, predominantly posh young things (well she did go to Central High after all), lapped it all up, as did her beaming parents, stood near us stage right, positively glowing with pride at her superb performance. They’ve every right to feel like that. I’m predicting L Devine becomes a mainstream success, but on her own terms, not those of her former corporate overmasters.

The two big events for me over the last couple of months were Milk Weed supporting Shovel Dance Collective at the Lubber Fiend and Dragged Up with Toronto Blessing, who I didn’t get to see (but more of that later) at the Museum Vaults in sunderland. By coincidence, but also by necessity, these were two events I attended by myself and, quite frankly, I’m of the opinion that I’m too old to be doing that sort of thing, as it almost feels to me like I need a carer or support worker on such occasions, to keep me company as I either get anxious and paranoid, or I drink too heavily as I’m on my own. Sometimes both of these things happen simultaneously, which really isn’t a good thing. The next solo trip is to see Jon Langford on May 18th and I’m getting a tad anxious already.


Anyway, Milk Weed played on a Friday night, the day before the cricket season didn’t start. I had half hoped Ben would be able to accompany me, but he was at his mate’s dad’s funeral, so I was on my own. Milk Weed, describing themselves uniquely as “slacker trad” are a mysterious duo of an American female singer and guitarist, with a banjo player who looks like a 1970s Open University sociology lecturer moonlighting as a Steeleye Span roadie: dungarees and lumber shirt. You get the picture. Having listened to their first pair of cassettes, Myths & Legends of Wales and The Mound People, where found factual, academic texts are pared down to song lyrics that accompany no-fi acoustic backing and Appalachian style howled vocals, interspersed with found sound collages and random electric bleeps and buzzes, I was first in line for this year’s release, Folklore 1979. Again, it was cassette only, adding to their elusive aura, though I was astonished to see they were playing live, supporting Shovel Dance Collective, who are kind of like a good version of Bellowhead.

Milk Weed played first, doing the Myths & Legends of Wales set in chronological order. This is their most accessible and orthodox set, consisting of 8 Welsh folk tales set to banjo and guitar backing. They didn’t do The Mound People, which meant I didn’t get to hear their most famous number, Eel Grass, but instead finished with the brand-new Folklore 1979, an achingly elusive set of wildly pretentious legends, where the standout track is My Father’s Sheep is Dead, which must be about the most dismal title I’ve head since the old Rotherham United fanzine Mi Whippet’s Dead. All in all, this was more Lydia Lunch than Laura Nyro, but I found them beguiling and addictive to watch. I was delighted to be able to pick up copies of the earlier cassettes, Myths & Legends of Wales and The Mound People, especially repackaged for this tour. Unfortunately, it meant I couldn’t afford a Shovel Dance Collective CD that night, but I’ve subsequently ordered one and await its arrival with interest.

The problem with the Lubber Fiend for me is that it is miles from Haymarket bus station. On a Friday night I was disinclined to walk through town on my own, stone cold sober and a kick in the arse off 60 years old, so I took the 22.35 number 1 up to John Dobson Street and caught the 307 outside the Civic Centre. You see, I just find lairy, coked up youngsters a bit intimidating, even if 99% of them mean no harm. Sadly, my timorous nature meant I cleared off before Shovel Dance Collective finished their set. I’ve mentioned Bellowhead as a reference point, but that’s a lazy one as Shovel Dance are politically committed, rather just a diddly dee showband. There’s also 9 of them, same as Godspeed You! Black Emperor, which is a bonus in my book. They did a glorious, grindcore version of the Northumbrian coal mining song, Jowl, Jowl and Listen Lad, which I remember the Auld Fella singing along with on the Topic album Canny Newcassel, which I’m pleased to say I inherited. Even better was the last number I heard, The Bold Fisherman, which I swear could have been Peter Bellamy singing, so on point was the delivery. I found them to be a delightful, positive live experience and I wish I could have heard their whole set, but alas, I’m old and fearful.


And so, to Dragged Up. I’ve already referred to them in previous blogs, talking about their stupendous 2023 EP Hex Domestic and Missing Person single from earlier this year. Well, to add to that canon of superb garagey, post punk, trash thrash comes the flawless High on Ripple LP. It features 7 slices of louche, prime cheese steak punk attitude and sweet, spikey vocals, telling disinterested tales of crazy lives and events. Utterly excellent from start to finish and things got even better when they announced a gig at the Museum Vaults, possibly the only sunderland pub I feel comfortable in, on the 51st anniversary of the Mackems winning the cup. It was also a weekend that the Tyne Tunnel was closed for repairs, causing Stagecoach to cancel buses from Shields to Jarrow, which meant I had to make an onerous trek by Metro. In the end it mattered little, as the laissez faire approach by the promoters was in keeping with it being a matinee gig.

Proceedings eventually kicked off with the reasonably impressive Pixies / Fugazi influenced House Proud, who managed to stay just the right side of metal and thrash, courtesy of spiky, angular rhythms and yowling vocals. I enjoyed them and bought their debut EP which, after one listen, certainly deserves another. I had hoped to see Toronto Blessing, of whom I’ve heard good things, but it’s a long way home when you’ve had half a dozen pints, so I called it a day after Dragged Up’s set and the chance for a chat with them, including the always gracious Simon Shaw, of Trembling Bells and Youth of America fame. I also completed my collection by picking up their long unavailable debut cassette, D/U.

Live, Dragged Up are even better than on record; when it’s fast, they’re telepathic in the understanding and when it’s slow, the sound hangs in the air like slow dissolving smoke. I like this band tremendously and can’t wait to see them again at The Cumberland on Friday 27 July.

Books:

As you’re no doubt aware, my primary 2024 reading task has been to read Ian Rankin’s complete published output and I’m now down to my last 4 Inspector Rebus novels before I can claim success in this endeavour. Obviously, there’ll be a lengthy blog about the old curmudgeon’s adventures in print when I reach that point. Equally obviously, I’ve still been reading other books. Having endured a start to the season that involved 4 successive cancellations, I could at least read about cricket if I couldn’t play the game. First off was a big book of nostalgic photos that came in a crate of dusty hardbacks, bequeathed to Tynemouth CC. Cricket’s Golden Age, selected by Duncan Steer, is a large format series of black and white plates from the likes of Hulton Picture Library and the Picture Post, mainly monochrome, of players and fans from the era of Gentlemen and Players. It’s inconsequential and utterly without commentary, but it’s an enjoyable wade through sepia-tinted nostalgia. Of rather more merit and showing considerably greater social comment, as a product of detailed research, is Start of Play, by the late Yale historian David Underdown, who examines the social conditions that helped the formation of the game in its early days in Hambledon and other rural villages in the Hampshire and Sussex areas, before the great migration to London based games, as the patronage of the aristocracy helped to make the game more than just idle relaxation for rural tyros. More contemporaneously, The Nightwatchman #45 contains its usual melange of themes and topics. Of particular interest were Ben Bloom’s lengthy piece on the development of cricket in Rwanda and Patrick Ferriday’s account of the perils and pleasures of running a small press, dedicated entirely to books about cricket.

Moby is a dick. That’s the only possible takeaway from his memoir Then It Fell Apart, which details his early upbringing with his dysfunctional, flaky hippie mother, following his drunken dad’s stupid suicide, intercut with stories of the fabulously wealthy drug addict cutting a swathe through New York privileged slacker society, before he got clean about a decade back. His alcohol intake is alarming, his drug use is genuinely staggering, but his repeated insistence on treating the women he beds then discards, like used Kleenex, is truly reprehensible. As regards his music, I’m only really familiar with Go and Play, and this book doesn’t encourage me to investigate his oeuvre and further enrich this entitled, self-indulgent, morally reprehensible narcissist.

Rory Waterman is a lecturer in English and Creative Writing at Nottingham Trent University, as well as a very talented poet. I went to see Dirty 3 with him in November 2005 at the old Academy on Westgate Road. We also intend to take in a game at Ossett United, David Peace’s hometown team, at some point. How did our universes collide? Well, his late father Andrew Waterman, was my personal tutor at Ulster University. Waterman senior was a man to whose intellectual capacity I stood in awe. He was also, quite possibly, the most destructive, self-abasing man I’ve ever met. A bitter and incorrigible alcoholic, he was married 5 times, none of which lasted more than a few years, while he burned bridges, personally and professionally, with a kind of chronic lack of self-awareness and inability to accept responsibility for his actions, that was as predictable as it was wearying. Thankfully, Rory has inherited only the good qualities of his father and is carving out a writing career that extends now to 4 volumes of poetry, of which the latest, Come Here to this Gate, has just been published. The book is in three parts, the first a sequence about the death of his father, who succumbed to alcoholic dementia, examining the love, loss and sense of recrimination that such a difficult father provoked. It is truly a moving set of poems that judge and reflect without vengeance or sentimentality. I found it profoundly moving. I also enjoyed the second part of the book, consisting of poems that open various gates, or are forcibly restrained behind them, from the literal North and South Korean border to the borders between friends, and those imposed by photographs, memories, and paths taken and not taken. The third part is rather less taxing. A set of folk tales and ballads from Rory’s home county of Lincolnshire, rewritten in the modern argot. As part of my completist tendency, I also picked up Rory’s second collection, Sarajevo Roses, which is almost a contemplative travelogue as Rory takes us to Parma, Venice, Krujë, the Italian ghost-town Craco, the Vatican City and Sarajevo, which is twinned with Lincoln. Surrounded by the war-shaped, memorial landscapes of Europe, Rory considers those smaller wars and memorials one carries within, marks left by lovers, friends, relations, and past selves. It’s a genuinely thought-provoking collection and I’m delighted to see his poetry develop, in an almost proprietorial manner.

So, that’s it for now. We’ve got albums by Shellac, Dirty 3 and Shovel Dance Collective arriving soon, as well as the Stephen Pastel penned soundtrack to the play of This is Memorial Device. Books by Paul Hanley and several others also need to be read. See you in a couple of months.