Thursday 16 June 2016

Sober Reflections

A discussion was held regarding whether the League should continue with a respect based scheme with similar or perhaps even different objectives to those of Secret Shopper. While the committee considered the initiative had been successful in a number of areas, with players’ language being a notable exception, and offers had been made to administer such a scheme, it was decided that a review of its feasibility should be undertaken by a sub-committee to consider cost, criteria, availability of assessors etc before any final decision could be made on its continuation.

-          Taken from the minutes of the Northern League Management Committee meeting on May 26th 2016, as presented to the league’s AGM on June 4th 2016.



Notwithstanding unfolding events at the European Championships, over the past few seasons, the very worst incident of misconduct I’ve personally witnessed at a football game was an away striker reacting to his team mate being given offside by calling the assistant a “cheating fat cunt,” about 6 times. The irate little baldy man followed this up by then threatening the opposition secretary, a 70 year old volunteer, that he would “fucking sort you out afterwards.” Indeed the elderly club official was subsequently confronted by the still incandescent striker, who needed to be physically restrained by his team mates, in the car park at full time. This seething, thuggish aggression continued in the bar afterwards, where the away team refused to complete the paperwork relating to the game (which they’d lost 3-2) and left the place, after issuing a torrent of threats, cloaked in abusive language, to the opposition in general, none of whom reacted in the slightest to such vile, provocative behaviour.

Not nice eh? Completely unacceptable but understandable if this was a top of the table title decider with a guaranteed promotion for the winner?  In actual fact this was an Over 40s league cup game, where I (sub not used, as ever) was the stand-in linesman and the man berating me someone who has recently parted company with a Northern League Division 2 side, where he held a position of responsibility if not power.  He really ought to have known better. The serious point to this is that such shocking conduct used to be common in north east non-league circles when I first started watching the game 20 years ago. Even when I got involved with Percy Main Amateurs in 2009, it was part and parcel of the Northern Alliance. It seemed only Mike Amos, the recently retired Chairman of the Northern League, was bothered about profanity on the pitch, which had seen the abortive Stamp out Swearing campaign of about a decade ago.

I like Mike tremendously, and I back just about everything he’s ever done, though I question his friendship with such shady characters as Brookes Mileson and George Reynolds, but that’s by the by. Ever since I first met him back in about 1995, I’ve always enjoyed Mike’s company and respected his views, so when the Secret Shopper campaign was announced, I volunteered to be part of it. Being perfectly honest, the main motivation I had for this was pecuniary; I liked the idea of a white access all areas pass, which I could use to attend any Northern League game for free.  The season just ended saw me at 83 Northern League games; 50 of these did not involve Benfield. It’s not a bad incentive for filling out the occasional report.

Rewinding slightly to when I first got involved, in the scheme’s debut season of 2012/2013, I reported solely on a variety of midweek games (as Saturdays were dedicated to Percy Main). Following my move to Benfield as programme editor, I asked to be appointed only to Division 2 games, as I did not want to be accused of any conflict of interest; a request that was granted and a state of affairs that was replicated for the subsequent 3 seasons in which the scheme was in existence. Have I always been fair and objective? Yes. Have I always marked honestly? Yes. Did I know any of the other shoppers? No. Did I feel the scheme was perfect? No. Aside from all questions of probity and favouritism, it seemed to me that all it needed to work properly and transparently was adequate moderation, which could have, with the correct training and advice, led to the preferable state of affairs whereby each club marked themselves on the team sheet, similar to how they grade a referee’s performance, for each of the categories we were asked to assess both teams on. Self-policing is always the best idea. It’s something I advanced in a programme piece a couple of seasons ago -:

Coming into the Northern League didn’t initially seem to be as much of a culture shock as I had feared.  One clear difference is in the tolerance of referees to transgressions of the law; many of the bookings for dissent I’ve seen at a wide range of games would have been ignored in the Alliance. However, this is part and parcel of a higher level of football, rather like the Northern League’s (in) famous Secret Shopper initiative. Now in its third season, and widely praised by some (including the FA who gave it an award last season) and mercilessly ridiculed by others, who’ve generally received negative reports, the system involves a panel of unaligned spectators who visit all teams throughout the season, marking each club on a 0 (terrible) to 5 (faultless) scale in the categories of: player behaviour, technical area language, technical area discipline and supporter behaviour.

Let me state unequivocally that I am 100% behind any campaign that will effectively minimise indiscipline on and off the pitch, as well as potentially increasing the amount of spectators that come through the turnstiles, but I must admit to having grave unease with the way the current system operates as I feel there are avoidable variations in practice and anomalies that need to be addressed and hopefully eliminated, if the Secret Shopper scheme is to retain any credibility moving forwards.

I believe I’ve identified 2 major areas of concern. Firstly those compiling the reports may assume that their role is to comment on every single aspect of the “match day experience,” rather than confining their attention to the 4 clearly defined criteria on which they’re supposed to comment. In addition, there is nothing to counteract any suspicion of a palpable divergence of both standards and consistency among the panel compiling these reports. Thankfully I am not just here to find fault with the system, but to offer concrete advice on how to plug these gaps and help to maintain or restore confidence in the Secret Shopper initiative.

Firstly, there is a very simple way to ensure those marking games do not stray from their required brief; tell them in no uncertain terms what they should be looking and listening for, then remind them that while they may have an opinion on many other matters from the quality of the pies to the availability of pin badges, such thoughts are beyond the scope of their remit and should not appear on their final written report. If they make such comments, they must be disregarded; perhaps to the extent of viewing such a report as the equivalent of a spoilt ballot paper. Secondly, something urgently needs to be done to introduce some kind of moderation system that standardises the marks on an agreed set of principles that can be referenced as required. While this may compromise the Secret part of the Secret Shopper initiative and strip it of its sibilant nomenclature, the only way to assure quality control is by a standardisation exercise.

As far as I can see it, the best way to do this would be to get every Shopper to watch the same game and then to give their marks. One way to do this would be to make attendance at a game, for instance the Craven Cup curtain-raiser at the start of each season, compulsory and then to perform the moderation exercise immediately afterwards, with a defined set of standards put in place to give Shoppers an unequivocal mark sheet to work from. Alternatively, if anonymity is required, then I’m sure enough clubs film games and would be happy to record a chosen game, sending DVDs to all those who need a copy. A League official could also mark the game and provide a written commentary on points of interest and a clear explanation of how the marks were arrived at. Whether the game in question was faultless or appalling is immaterial; it is simply there to provide an agreed standard. In time, a compilation DVD of clips of games of differing standards could be compiled to build on this rigorous system of moderation.

If the scheme is to continue with any degree of confidence and credibility in the future then I believe such standardisation and robust post report moderation must be introduced. Otherwise nagging doubts about bias and questions of competency can rear their head; especially when one considers that there is absolutely no appeals procedure against what has been submitted.  For me, the best idea for subsequent seasons would not be independent observers, but internal quality control, whereby each club submits a mark in each of the four categories for both their own club and the opposition, on the completed team sheet when it is submitted to the league. This is, I feel, the best way to ensure compliance not only with the requirement to improve the conduct of players, supporters and management, but also with the spirit of this initiative.

Of course, with the benefit of hindsight, the piece above may be considered moribund if not entirely irrelevant. If the Northern League Management Committee is as keen to remove the stamp of Mike Amos on their competition as they appear to be, for instance abolishing his daily blog with almost indecent haste, then I feel sure the Secret Shopper subcommittee will announce the demise of the initiative fairly quickly and with the minimum of fuss. Were this decision to be taken, then I do not doubt few if any clubs would shed a tear, nor indeed will the on-line apologists for profanity, who show a desperate lack of insight into the reasons behind the campaign. As far as I can see, asking players to try and maintain correct standards of behaviour is a laudable sentiment.  Undoubtedly the scheme tamed most of the oath-edged talk from within the dug outs, which is great for two reasons. Firstly, the less abuse match officials get the better, as it means they can concentrate on their thankless tasks. Secondly, if it makes people more receptive to attending games with children or grandchildren, then so much the better.

Those of you who read last week’s blog will know I wasn’t at the Northern League AGM, preferring instead to delve into the heart of an enormous darkness that is Scotch Junior football at Beith 1 Auchinleck Talbot 1.  I had a great day out, tinged slightly with sadness that I couldn’t say goodbye to Mike, but greatly relieved that one particular proposal had been voted against during the meeting.

Regulations regarding the consumption of alcohol at football grounds in Scotland are very clear. It’s illegal. It has been so since the 1980 Scottish FA Cup ended in a riot after Celtic beat Rangers in extra time. The scenes at this year’s final (a common factor 36 years later being Rangers lost the latest one as well) indicate that the ban won’t be lifted any time soon. In England, the situation is less clear cut and bedevilled by legislation and regulations that are confusing and contradictory. In the professional game, down to Conference level, drinking in view of the pitch is a complete non-starter, though you can generally buy beer in grounds. The law is less clear below this level and ensnared by obfuscatory local regulations, but I’ve never seen anyone drink on the terraces at Croft Park, Blyth for instance. Once you get down to Northern Alliance and then Tyneside Amateur level, such regulations don’t apply, though the Wearside League, which is almost exclusively populated by clubs from the Durham FA, published this statement on their website at the back end of April -:

Following clarification from The Football Association, the Durham County FA have issued this ruling:

1. Any alcohol consumed at a facility which has a licenced area to sell alcohol must be consumed within the confines of that licenced area.

2. No alcohol is to be consumed near the playing area.

3. Any clubs/teams reported for the consumption of alcohol near the playing area will be charged with misconduct.

Perhaps the person who wrote that explanation knew what they were saying, but it is clearly open to interpretation in a number of ways. I’m not sure how many members of the Wearside League have a licensed clubhouse on site, but point 1 makes it clear that you can only drink in the bar or, presumably, in any outdoor smoking area where people are allowed to take their drinks. Points 2 and 3 are, I believe, designed to stop radgies on a Sunday morning bevvying on the touchlines. What these points do not do is specify the minimum distance from the pitch where drinking is acceptable or what clubs are supposed to do with people turning up with carry-outs. If a team doesn’t charge an entry fee to allow people to watch a game in a public park, how can that club possibly be liable for casual, plastered observers with a bag of cans?

This leaves the Northern League. At the 33 Benfield games I watched last season, I drank alcohol at 4 of them. The only home game I had pints at was against West Allotment Celtic, when I’d accompanied Mike Amos on his Last Legs stage; I drank only in our clubhouse, on a bitterly cold February Wednesday. Away from home, I drowned my sorrows after we went out the Vase 2-0 at Atherton Railway, but only after full time. The fine selection of bottled Real Ales in the Shildon clubhouse made up for a 4-0 thumping we endured. However, I did have cause to toast our victory away to Ashington, where a 3-1 win was accompanied by half a dozen bottles of magnificent German imported beers. I enjoyed those latter pints during the game as well. Sat quaffing in the stand, I had availed myself of the plastic pint glasses proffered at 2.58 by the bar staff.  Now I don’t know if it is was the drink, or the fact this was our first game after a 2 month winter hiatus, but Saturday January 23rd was one of the best days of the season. In saying that, I will admit I doubt I’d have been offended if I’d been told I couldn’t take my drink outside.

As a spectator, I’m ambivalent about the idea of drinking on the terraces, but as a club official, I would be vehemently opposed to it. Regardless of the economic benefits, the possibility for disorder and the need to police those parts of the ground where drinkers congregate is as onerous and thankless a burden to place on the shoulders of any volunteer as one could imagine. Let’s be clear about this, at the overwhelming majority of games I saw last season, the idea of having a drink in the ground during the game would only have appealed if it was a medicinal hip flask of brandy delivered by a Samaritan St Bernard. Squashy plastic pots of flat, bland lager don’t appeal to me at the best of times; supping them on a concrete step on a Tuesday night in November with 25 others as temperatures fall below freezing to the accompaniment of a Force 10 off the North Sea and horizontal rain is my idea of hell.  On those occasions when I’d have fancied a pint, I was aware I was never more than 45 minutes from a cessation of the game I’d come to watch. Personally I go to grounds to watch football and pubs to drink beer; rarely do the two combine.



At the Northern League AGM, a vote was taken on a proposal to allow drinking pitch side in designated areas.  The motion was debated and the vote was conclusive; the proposal was defeated. That’s how a democracy works; one club, one vote in this instance. Strangely though, the chronically hard of thinking in the non-league fraternity have failed to grasp this simple point, opting instead to endlessly and fallaciously debate the legal and moral minutiae of the defeated motion. Those empty hot heads who feel so passionately about the benefits of drinking pitch side have approximately 50 weeks before the next AGM and 9 months before motions have to be submitted; surely they can use that time to come up with a proposal that is acceptable to all, providing they are able to state their case in a persuasive and perspicacious manner in order to garner sufficient support.

Before anyone starts a campaign to legitimise public drunkenness, I would counsel caution; the Secret Shopper initiative, which is where we came in, has done so much to improve the ambience at Northern League games. It should not be allowed to die without legacy. The isolated incidents we have seen in the Northern League season just ended that have involved unpleasantness and disorder have almost entirely involved half-cut yobboes acting as if Dean Street is an extension of Green Street. Now I’m not expecting squads of well-drilled Russian fitness fanatics in MMA gloves to show up at a Northern League game soon, but if they did, it would be amusing to see the reaction of those delusional, chunky, wannabe Zoolander toughies in their £500 Italian designer knitwear and Norman Walsh trabs who are very brave boys on Twitter but couldn’t put a tab out in real life.

Confrontation, hostility and aggression may be the three graces of a modern Friday night out, but they aren’t what the Northern League is about. Let’s have a drink beforehand, watch the game and celebrate the unique beauty of our community with a post-match pint or several. Drinking on the terraces will possibly ruin the ambience of the Northern League. Resisting it could allow those clubs who are already at loggerheads with their local community to mend fences. Apart from all that, we would do well to remember that not every competition is as orderly as our own is currently.  Here is my Chair’s report to the AGM of the Tyneside Amateur League -:

I’d like to start by offering my humble and sincere thanks to all of you here in this room tonight. To those of you who have been involved with clubs in whatever capacity, managerial, playing, administrative or all three in some instances, you have my warmest congratulations on all you’ve done for the Tyneside Amateur League in 2015/2016. If I could I’d award you medals for getting us through the campaign just finished. I’d also like to extend my thanks to my colleagues on the top table; to Neville, to Paul, to Kevin and to Allan, for all of their hard work in helping us reach the end of another protracted season, made all the more onerous by the incessant bad weather.

I’d also like to issue two apologies; firstly for a decision we made last year to run with 16 clubs in one division. At the time it seemed a perfect number; those of you who have studied Mathematics will appreciate how easily 16 factorises, which is useful when making draws in cup competitions for instance. However, what we know now is that, notwithstanding the willingness of clubs to use 4G pitches and to reverse fixtures whenever possible (gestures for which we owe you all an enormous debt of gratitude), 16 teams are too many for one division. Trying to squeeze in 30 league games is just too many, what with the dire forecasts for subsequent winter rainfall. You have my assurance we won’t be advocating such a move again; far better to have two divisions of 8 and a sectional cup if there’s a mild winter. I’m sure there’s a Selcray Bowl knocking around somewhere…

On a more serious note, I’d like to offer my personal apologies for not being strong enough in my leadership of the league to ward off some highly damaging and completely unacceptable incidents that have marred our reputation this year. If I had the necessary leadership qualities, then clubs would not have blatantly ignored instructions to attend meetings to explain the conduct of their players or administrative inadequacies. Those clubs would, when they did attend, have shown enough decorum and respect to accept the points we were making, rather than adopted a confrontational attitude, belittling any criticism. Sitting in a meeting on a Monday night, being contemptuously sneered at for suggesting the repeated use of obscenities to a referee is not the sort of conduct we expect in the Tyneside Amateur League, is not what I’d envisaged my role of Chair would entail.

We, all of us, are volunteers and there are times when I have wondered just why I would want to be associated by repute with clubs who find it perfectly reasonable to threaten and intimidate match officials and opposing players, using vile profanities, in a way that would see them arrested if such behaviour was replicated in everyday life.  I refuse to accept that the vast majority of sensible, sporting, mature, responsible players, club officials and supporters, should have to endure this sort of behaviour. I find it deplorable that players should refuse to take part in fixtures against certain other teams, for reasons of personal safety concerns. This is simply not acceptable. It must now stop.

You may have seen that leagues higher up the pyramid than us have seen the departure of high profile management committee members that has, according to received wisdom, made the leagues vulnerable. You may also have noted that Neville has stated his intention to step down next summer; suffice to say he is irreplaceable and that fulsome tributes will be paid at the appropriate time. However, his scheduled departure will leave our management committee seriously understrength. Please examine your consciences; could you give something back to help run this league? Are you prepared to stand up, in whatever capacity, to help maintain the good name of the Tyneside Amateur League?  Because I say this now, providing I’ve been re-elected, I will not hesitate to resign if there is any suggestion of racism, intimidation or violence towards opposition players or match officials next season. It is not a decision I would take lightly, but one I am convinced would be both right and proper, so pleased be warned.

Paul has alluded to the fact I expected my role to be more symbolic and ceremonial than things have turned out (though I prefer to say he couldn’t think of anyone else to do the Chair’s job). That said, I’m glad it has. You see, I have developed a deep and abiding affection for the Tyneside Amateur League, which was amply demonstrated by the two magnificent occasions at Benfield for our Cup Finals. I was lucky enough to be accompanied by my partner Laura and several friends to both games; all of them spoke warmly of the atmosphere and sporting behaviour on display (red cards for keepers apart I suppose…). Feedback like that, and the knowledge that our clubs continue to progress upwards and makes successes of themselves in the Northern Alliance are what makes me proud to be involved with this league. Please, everyone, let’s make sure we’ve got plenty more reasons to celebrate your successes moving forward.







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