Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Slow Play

This blog is dedicated to my Twitter pal Ian Willis who, at the age of 53, was pressganged into action for Chester Le Street thirds on the last Sunday in May, as three quarters of the team had opted for a day at the Test rather than Washington away. Ian made 6 not out and bowled 1 over for 6 runs; I don’t just admire him for this landmark appearance, I’m insanely jealous!




Almost from the minute the 2015 cricket season ended back on September 13th when Chester Le Street seconds beat Tynemouth seconds in the final of the Banks Bowl at Ropery Lane, I started counting down the days until the 2016 season was due to start.  I had fully intended to take in as many games per week as I could manage, from the starting date of April 16th onwards, with my stated intention being to “tick off” as many NEPL grounds I’d not been to as possible. However, the proviso would be I’d do my best to see as much of Tynemouth and Newcastle as possible; by a process of elimination, I’ve started to follow both sides, not just because South North are so well off they don’t need my support. Despite their magnificent beer festival, they have shirt sponsorship from Fosters, which may have something to do with Marcus North, but it means they’re doing just fine without me.  Whereas Tynemouth and Newcastle are both glorious citadels of the local club game, where I always feel my presence is welcomed. Additionally, I maintained my Northumberland membership, so there are also county duties to adhere to, with Bedfordshire visiting Burnopfield at the start of July, for instance.

Unsurprisingly, considering the winter we endured, the weather intervened early on, washing out the first weekend of the cricket season completely. The second weekend saw South North score 248/2, before Tynemouth replied with an honourable, plucky 237 all out. The game was at Preston Avenue, but heading straight home after Benfield’s 1-1 draw with Guisborough, I wimped out from seeing the last session, preferring to take in the FA Cup semi-final from the comfort of my sofa less than a mile away instead; I can’t even remember which one now. Mea culpa; mea maxima culpa.

April 30th, I was down at West Auckland watching Benfield draw 1-1 again, so I got back too late to see any play at County Club, where Newcastle beat Whitburn by 10 wickets, or Gateshead Fell where the home side’s 84 meant they lost by 15 runs to Tynemouth.  It was a canny day on the Saturday, so I’d resolved to take in some cup action on the Sunday; typically down it came again and every Banks Slaver game was off.

We move on to May 7th, which was the day Wallsend Winstons won the Over 40s Echo Cup; I started drinking at noon, then boozed all the way through my final Northern League game of the season as Whitley Bay trounced Durham City 4-0. Meanwhile, Tynemouth were completing a routine win over Durham Cricket Academy that I predictably missed. Finally, on Sunday May 8th I saw my first game of the season; disappointingly Northumberland’s 198 all out at Benwell Hill was overhauled by Norfolk, who got 202/6 to win by 4 wickets. Despite the result, it was wonderful to be back; the weather was stunning, the ground impeccable, the reserved nodded greetings from regular acquaintances as modest as ever. Plus I got to chat with Chris Youldon and his dad about his future Northern League plans. My lips remain sealed.



On May 14th, we held the Tyneside Amateur League Shield final at Benfield; Bedlington Town beat North Shields Athletic 2-1, deservedly so. A glorious day; the sun blazing down. Tynemouth were thrashing Chester Le Street by 8 wickets, while Newcastle squeezed home at Jesmond by 1 wicket against Durham Academy. I was sat in the beer garden of The Northumberland Hussar with a pair of fellas from County Kildare who weren’t much keen on the garrison game. Bloody philistines….

Saturday May 21st, I got the Man of the Match award for the first time ever in 11 years of playing for Winstons as we saw out the season with a 0-0 against Houghton Cricket Club. It was the only connection I had with cricket that day as, Tyneside Amateur League duties at North Shields Athletic 2 Wardley 1 notwithstanding, I had a serious drinking session to attend in Durham with my ageing team mates. I still got up in time to see my second game of the season the next day; Northumberland doing really well to bowl Cambridge out for 142 to win by 80 runs. Nice to catch up with Jacques du Toit as well; Captain Nicotine has added regular cups of coffee to his strict Marlboro Lights warm up routine. It must be working as he took 9 wickets the weekend after, and then engaged in a Twitter chat while waiting for his supper of meat and rum. Some boy…

Finally, with the end of the football season in sight, there was the sheer joy of the return of the NEPL 20:20 competition, even if the draw was a mite unfortunate, pitting Newcastle, South North and Tynemouth in the same group as Blaydon, South Shields and Willington.  The first fixture pitted Tynemouth with South North; a tough opening, but the Croons were magnificent, restricting the Gosforth galacticos to 80/9, partly because of fabulous fielding, then knocked of the runs for the loss of 2 wickets, winning it with a 6 into Percy Park with more than 5 overs to spare.



Immediately I set foot inside Preston Avenue, I felt right at home. It was great to be back; great to chat with people I’ve seen all around the north east non-league football scene over the past dozen or so years, and also to be welcomed back by Tynemouth members. What a superb set-up they have there; I’m looking forward to going back regularly.  Indeed, having missed out on a Saturday game because of Birtley St Joseph’s 1 Felling Magpies 2 bringing down the curtain on the north east non-league season and The Wedding Present at Brudenell Club in Leeds taking precedence, I followed Tynemouth to Boldon, by means of the number 9 bus, on a freezing Whit Monday, to watch their innings in a Banks Salver second round game. I still haven’t tracked down the final score, but Tynemouth, who were 175/7 from 40 when I left, came out on top. I’d passed Boldon’s ground innumerable times in the past, but had never been in. Like almost every local cricket ground, bar a few unkempt bits of terracing at County Club that could do with a few RGS detainees weeding them, it was loved, treasured and immaculate. The sense of community at so many of the places I’ve visited is tangible to the touch. 


I could have gone to any of the days of the Test at the Riverside, but frankly it didn’t occur to me. Prices are prohibitive and the commercialisation so rampant as to be nauseating, but it’s more to do with falling in love with local club cricket rather than rejecting the First Class game. Unlike football, cricketers are still humans who interact with the fans at a normal level, so please don’t see my enjoyment of club cricket as being some kind of fake bullshit perspective; it’s just where my cricket love-in is right now.


So, after Boldon, I’ve visited 8 grounds in the Premier Division, but only 3 in the First Division. The choice is this; after 4 games so far in 2016, should I try to visit every ground, visit new grounds or simply follow Tynemouth? Plenty to think about, but with 3 months of baking weather forecast, plenty of opportunities to follow whichever course of action I choose. That said, the idea of paying £20 to watch Durham against Notts on a freezing Wednesday night doesn’t appeal.  Shamefully, this weekend will see me miss out on Friday because of Winstons’ AGM and Saturday on my annual pilgrimage to the Scotch Juniors. However, Chester Le Street v Newcastle in the Salver on Sunday looks enticing….

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