Friday, 2 January 2015

Off the Buses

I'd like to thank John and Dave, two fine gents who gave me lifts there and back from Newcastle yesterday so I could see Juan Cava fail his audition as replacement for Pards. In all seriousness, the lack of public transport yesterday was a disgrace and that's why I penned this article ofr "The Popular Side" issue #5, which is available via PayPal from iancusack@blueyonder.co.uk for £2 inc P&P or £1 for the PDF -:


The 1980s began in grand style; the archetypal Thatcherite decade was less than 3 hours old when I started vomiting the contents of half a dozen semi digested cans of McEwans Export into a hedge on Rochester Terrace at the bottom of Holly Hill in Felling. Thankfully I recovered in time to walk to and from town to see Peter Cartwright, Alan Shoulder (pen) and Tommy Cassidy grab the goals in a 3-1 win over Sunderland, back in the days when we sometimes actually beat them. Indeed, I remember us doing them again 3-1, courtesy of a Peter Beardsley hat-trick, on New Year’s Day 1985. My old man was at that one, as well as the next year when we drew 2-2 with a very handy Everton side, partly as a result of Billy Whitehurst doing Paul Bracewell; for both of those games, I was lucky enough to cop a lift.

The 1990s didn’t start off so well on the pitch; a 4-1 hammering by Wolves, with Steve Bull grabbing all of them in a 12 minute spell. Two things stand out about that game; our goal was a superb Kevin Brock free kick at the Gallowgate and when they went 3-0 up, someone jumped out the Milburn Paddock and started throttling Jim Smith on the running track. These days you’d get a life ban for that sort of carry on; back then the Bald Eagle apologized to the fella for his tactics and the result. At least it gave us something to laugh about when we trudged back across the Tyne Bridge, up Deckham bank, along Split Crow Road and into The Greyhound for a gallon of Ex.

Fast forward to 1994; we beat a poor Man City 2-0 and I walked there and back then as well. However since we were living in Spital Tongues at the time, it wasn’t too much of an ordeal. We were in the same house when 1997 came calling, but the 3-0 battering of Leeds in what was Kevin Keegan’s last home game of his first spell, took place without me as we were snowed in at the in-laws’ place in South Yorkshire. By New Year’s Day 2003, I’d moved across the city to High Heaton and the 1-0 win over Liverpool saw a brisk walk in, a load of pints afterwards and a taxi home, with the same story being true of the 2-1 win over Birmingham City in 2005 and the 2-2 draw with Manchester United in 2007, which was the last time we played at home on January 1st.

What links all these games is that in every instance over the past 34 years, there has been zero public transport on the first day of the year. Considering my first ever game was the 2-2 draw with Leicester on January 1st 1973, on the day my other team Hibs saw off Hearts by the small matter of 7-0, with my dad again doing the driving, there is an almost knocking bet that the past 42 years have seen a total lack of public transport on New Year’s Day. That, I feel, is a scandalous state of affairs.

It came as something of a shock to discover NYD only became a statutory public holiday in 1974; before then it was a voluntary, generally regional thing. Presumably our geographical proximity to the Scotch enabled us to see New Year as a major date in the football calendar. The world is a very different place these days; we shop 364 days of the year for a start and I’m sure town will be open for people itching to spend their way out of a recession and into debt. Unfortunately, they’ll not be doing it on the bus or Metro. So what you might say; well, what about us non drivers? How am I supposed to get from my current abode in Tynemouth to SJP for the Burnley game and back again? The choices appear to be walk, cycle or lash out a fortune on a taxi. This is ridiculous whichever way you look at it.

In late November, when Nexus announced their festive travel timetable, I immediately emailed Lee Marshall, the Fans’ Liaison Officer at the club, Norman Watson the Chair of NUST, the Altoonative Travel website (who had no idea there were no buses on New Year’s Day, depressingly enough) and the Football Supporters’ Federation. The latter organisation didn’t get back to me; presumably because Michael Brunskill is still in a sulk after my article in issue 4, questioning the moral basis to the FSF awards being sponsored by a bookmaker. Norman did get back to me after about a week, offering to ask Lee Marshall about this subject. However, Lee responded to me almost immediately the Friday morning I wrote to him.

Lee is a smashing lad, and I feel desperately ashamed that he suffered from boorish ignorance from someone who should know better at the FSF / NUFC Fans United pre Derby do in The Bridge Hotel, but he was utterly unable to offer anything other than sympathy for my plight. However well he dressed up his words, basically he could only say “tough” and make it clear the club was utterly unable to intervene with Nexus. Nor were the club willing, or possibly able, to sort out alternative transport for fans from outlying areas by booking a fleet of buses. As he reasonably pointed out, which areas would they run them from?


In retrospect, we all should have been quicker off the mark about this one, contacting Nexus in July when the fixtures were released, to try and sort something out. I fully support the RMT drivers in their entitlement to a holiday, but I’m sure triple time for a skeleton Metro service from 11 to 7, same as Boxing Day last year versus Stoke, as well as similarly reduced buses from Arriva, Go North East and Stagecoach, could have solved this logistical nightmare. Instead, it looks like I’ll have to miss this game, unless anyone comes up with a bright idea for transporting me and 50,000 others to and from this game, especially the non drivers and those who fancy a last few holiday period jars before the horror of January really kicks in. 

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