Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Another Hill of Beans

This Thursday (January 15th), NUFC Fans United are hosting a meeting at Tyneside Irish Centre featuring the academic and author David Goldblatt, about the next steps forward in fan involvement and engagement in the modern game. Sadly NUFC supporter politics means a number of people will sulk and not attend; their loss. I'd imagine the FSF's dynastic dauphin Michael Brunskill won't be there as he's still in a strop with me after I posted the first version of this article, which appeared in "The Popular Side" #4 last December; http://payaso-de-mierda.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/hill-of-beans.html. Well, here's the updated version that appears in Stand #11


I first wrote for Stand in issue 2, so having contributed to every edition bar 6 since then, I feel a strong bond of loyalty to this publication. Obviously I broadly agree with the overarching ethos that the magazine was established on and the subsequent refinements in current editorial policy, otherwise I wouldn’t still be here. To paraphrase Bobby Robson’s hackneyed homily; what is a fanzine anyway? Well, at the NUFC fanzine I co-founded, The Popular Side, we agreed we’d be an A5, old school, not for profit venture, without advertising, website or merchandising. We intend to stay that way; indeed, if we compromise on any of those principles, I’m out of there. If you want a musical analogy, The Popular Side are the mandolin-playing, finger-in-the-ear singers and clog dancing troupe supping Real Ale at a folk club, while bells and whistles on-line operators  like Stand are DJing with their iPads in their Norman Walsh trainers in a wooden floored and exposed brick Craft Ale emporium. Which approach is more in keeping with the spirit of fanzines? The answer, of course, is both, though I reckon our version of A Sailor’s Life sounds more like Sandy Denny’s than theirs does.

Each month when I do the mail-outs of The Popular Side, I also send fanzine PDFs (because this is a far cheaper method than posting out copies, as the costs incurred would mean we’d struggle to achieve our goal of breaking even on our small modest print run) to friends and allies in a growing band of other, inspirational publications with whom we feel a special bond as they’ve shown us that in this digital age, there is still a market for published fanzines: West Stand Bogs (Barnsley), Mudhutter (Wigan Athletic), All At Sea (Southend United), The Football Pink (general), Popular Stand (Doncaster Rovers) and Duck (Stoke City). These latter two publications, along with well-established titles such as United We Stand (Man United), The Square Ball (Leeds), A Love Supreme (sunderland) and, which is the point I’ve been leading up to, Stand have been shortlisted for the 2014 Football Supporters’ Federation (FSF) Fanzine of the Year Award. The FSF awards also include categories such as Player, Commentator, Writer and Pundit of the Year, so there’s a chance to further garland the likes of Sergio Aguero, John Champion, Henry Winter and Lee Dixon, reinforcing their roles as our lords and masters in the football arena. Results will be decided by an on-line poll, which will have been announced before Stand 11 appears.

Last year Stand won the title of Fanzine of the Year, but I have to say I was distinctly underwhelmed by this for two main reasons. Firstly, and coming from the era of late 70s music fanzines and loony left politics, I realise I may sound ludicrously anachronistic here, I’m more than a little uneasy with the concept of direct competition among fanzines; we should be celebrating our unity and common, shared goals and aspirations. As fans, rather than professional writers, we have enough to deal watching our teams compete with each other on the pitch, without trying to create an unnecessary, pretend meritocracy involving soi-disant supporter-led organisations that are funded, trained and emasculated by the game’s rulers. In my eyes, every supporter of every club, from Manchester City and Chelsea to the very base of the non-league pyramid, is of equal worth, as we are all in this together. Therefore, to attempt to try and impose a competitive edge to any independent, printed expressions of opinion seems to be contradictory to the founding principles of our own and every other fanzine. If you ask my opinion, Duck is a magnificent read, but I’m more than elated to note the existence of so many print fanzines, old and new.

Secondly, without even going into the question of the value and worth of the FSF, and this really sticks in my craw, the fanzine awards are sponsored by William Hill. Again, I realise I’m in a tiny minority here, but I don’t gamble. My personal choice is by the by in relation to these awards, but I have to say that I simply fail to understand how anyone can be up in arms about football clubs taking sponsorship money from pay day lenders like Wonga, without going into the question of gradated morality in relation to capitalism, when at the same time expressing no moral indignation at the involvement of bookmakers or, even worse, making plain their ruthlessly ambitious desire to win an award that has the name of a large chain of bookmakers plastered all over it.

Gambling addiction, whether it be on-line poker, roulette machines or the local dog track, is as much of a destructive influence on individuals and families, often in the poorest sections of our society across Britain as a whole, as alcohol or drugs. I’ve no statistics to back this up, only intuition, but I’d imagine that payday lenders (aka legalised loan sharks) are often the only source of credit for those who find themselves up to their eyes in debt because of failed punts on dogs, horses or cards. Surely, as independent publications providing a voice for disenfranchised and marginalised supporters, we should not be having any truck with multinational corporations that prey on human weakness and desperation? This is precisely why The Clash didn’t do Top of the Pops; once you become part of the mainstream, you can’t help but be tamed and controlled by the supporters and functionaries of The Man. I’d like to think that if The Popular Side had been offered a place on the list of nominees, we would have turned it down flat.

In all honesty, if you want to show support and give recognition to fanzines, go out and buy one. Most magazines have got a Twitter profile and accept PayPal; far better to pay a couple of quid and have an hour’s enjoyment out of it than pour more money into the pockets of super-rich corporations who’ve reached that spot out of exploiting all of us and are using these awards as a Trojan horse for increasing their profile among the very sorts of fans I would have hoped could see through the avaricious madness that has debased our sport.

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