Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Amateur Dogmatics

I wrote this piece for "Northern Promise" issue 2, which hasn't appeared yet, so I've decided to publish here, to try and get a bit of publicity for the Tyneside Amateur League, of which I am proud to be Chair....

In late May 2014, in that dreaded period of footballing doldrums between the final games in the Northern Alliance and its feeder leagues, of whom more later, and the start of the pre-season friendlies at the beginning of July, when your only hope of competitive football action is an expensive train ride to Scotland to watch a kicking festival in the Juniors between Carnoustie Panmure and Craigmark Burntonians or, worse still, the World Cup and other international inanities, I received a request from a fellow by the name of Paul Mosley. A good lad is Paul; some of you may know him as a referee and linesman in the Northern League, but he’s also the official appointments and fixture secretary for the Tyneside Amateur League, not to mention the ex officio press officer, who submits a lengthy and well written summary of each week’s games to the Whitley Bay Guardian. I’ve the utmost respect for any official, other than Howard Webb of course (how can you grow up in the shadow of Orgreave and still join the South Yorkshire Police?), so I listened to what Paul had to say. Incidentally, I’d recommend those of you who believe that once you get below the Premier League, football exists at a level one step removed from either keepy-up tournaments underneath flickering sodium streetlights, or mass games of 3 pots and in, played on post WWII bomb sites by innumerable scrawny, skinned-kneed tykes in raggy ganseys who could be Billy Casper’s body double, should pay attention to this article.
The Tyneside Amateur League was formed in 1949 and stands at level 14 of the English football pyramid acting, in effect, as a feeder league to the Northern Alliance Division 2. At a similar level are the Newcastle Corinthians League and the North Northumberland League (Duns is in Northumberland?). In its 65th season, the Tyneside Amateur League boasts 15 teams in a single division; some as historic and venerable as the descendants very first winners of the league title, Hazelrigg Welfare, now Victory and some as neophytic as Lindisfarne Custom Planet Reserves, formed in July 2014. Regardless of history, all clubs also play in 2 knock-out competitions, the Neville Cowey Cup (named after the league’s treasurer and stalwart volunteer) and the Bill Upsall Trophies Tyneside Amateur Challenge Shield, as well as taking part in either the Northumberland FA or Durham FA Minor Cup, depending on their geographical location.
Like all leagues at this level, football is a struggle; finding players, pitches and volunteers is a thankless struggle that can expand to fill the whole of one’s life. Often, the outcome isn’t a happy one; witness well established Stocksfield of the Alliance Premier Division who folded a fortnight into the season, citing a dearth of players. If it is difficult at that level, especially for a club who run a successful Sunday side and dozens of junior teams, how much worse must it be for those several rungs down the pyramid? Perhaps this is why so many teams now choose to play under the umbrella of more established clubs as a nominal reserve side for Ponteland United, Chemfica or Gosforth Bohemians for instance. Indeed, the old South East Northumberland League was subsumed into the Tyneside Amateur League as Division 2 in 2002/2003, but that’s gone now.
It is an undeniable fact that there are fewer clubs now than in days of yore; the North Northumberland League was formed in 1898 and is running two divisions of 9, drawn from teams between the Wansbeck and Tweed, following Shilbottle’s promotion to the Alliance. The Corinthians League, founded a century later in 1999 for teams largely made up of graduates from Newcastle and Northumbria  universities (even if Newcastle Medicals and the rather well educated West Jesmond actually play in the TAL), also has 19 teams spread across 2 divisions. You are entitled to wonder, as I always did, why the Tyneside Amateur League and Corinthians exist in such close geographical proximity to each other, especially at exactly the same level in the pyramid. Good question and one that ought to be cogitated over by the brains trust at Philosophers United in the Corinthian League. Prosaically, the short answer is, we are where we are, though that may not be the case in the future, which is where I came in.
Catching me unawares, not being tied up with Benfield’s programme or editing new Newcastle fanzine The Popular Side at the precise second Paul contacted me, I was honoured when he asked me if I would consider taking on the role of Tyneside Amateur League chair with immediate effect. About to clear my throat and offer up a short but gracious acceptance speech, I had the wind knocked from my sails when he announced I was being offered the role because he couldn’t think of anyone else. Naturally I accepted the offer immediately and now have the duties of chairing the league meetings on the first Friday of each month at Four Lane Ends Club (the last one was over in 17 minutes), as well as making a speech and handing over the trophies at the end of the season finals. It sounds alright to me; I just need to get to see more of the teams in action.
At the present time, all 3 leagues offer something for the curious on-looker or willing volunteer to cast their eye over. The TAL has a historical pedigree; in the last dozen years top scorers have included such luminaries of the local game as Trevor Ford Femi Akinbolu and Over the past few seasons, when I was involved at Percy Main Amateurs, we used to host TAL cup finals, generally on the very last Saturday in May. There was always a healthy crowd, often bolstered by groundhoppers and other inquisitive sorts, and the quality of the game was often surprisingly high. Witness how Longbenton came so agonisingly close to promotion from Alliance Division 2 after making the step up from TAL last season, for instance. In recent years Blyth Isabella, Killingworth and Whickham Lang Jacks (now Whickham Sporting) have made the step up and not been disgraced. They are doing their bit for local football; are you?
In an era when it is easy to become either divorced from the reality of the grassroots game because of the superabundance of live matches, or disenchanted from the whole sport because of the excesses of the Premier League, I feel it is beholden on us all to at least try and give something back to the game that gave us so much, at least in years gone by. Watching Gateshead instead of Newcastle is all well and good, but there’s a whole world of amateur football out there which deserves praise. 
Tyneside Amateur League games kick off at 2.00pm and cup ties at 1.30; give one of them a go at some point. You’ll be glad you did.  Think about this; my very first Tyneside Amateur League game saw a scoreline of High Howdon SC (now of the Alliance) 2 West Jesmond (still of the TAL) 11. Not bad for free!!


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