Thursday, 13 November 2014

Absent Bloody Mindedness

This weekend is another international break, apparently. For me, it's a typical, ordinary Saturday, with Winstons v Hartlepool Greenside in the morning and Whitley Bay v Shildon in the afternoon, as I can't feasibly get to Bishop Auckland v Benfield. Some people may seek to see this as another Non League Day, which is an idea I'd be happy to give two cheers for, as I explain in issue 6 of The Football Pink, which is a fabulous read and available from http://footballpink.net/


International weekends; September 6th, October 11th, November 15th, March 28th. Blank Saturdays that acted as the equivalent of wasted Bank Holiday Saturdays for the unapologetic supporter of the professional game, ignorant and unmoved by the purity of the grassroots. Now they stretch from Friday to Monday, with irregular times and incomprehensible television scheduling like a distasteful miniature close season break. Switzerland versus England moved to a Monday night for Sky coverage. Beyond laughable.
However, some good may have come from it. James Doe, not John, an arriviste follower of Queens Park Rangers, inspired by a pre-season trip to Tavistock, set up Non League Day on the September international weekend as a social media experiment in 2010, to afford fans of Premier League and Championship sides the chance to experience football at a level they may be otherwise unfamiliar with, hopefully enabling the curious neophyte to experience and hopefully buy into the sense of belonging and preservation of traditional values that remains so appealing from the Conference down over. Paternalist and patronising, though undoubtedly well intentioned Doe’s motivations may be, it appears that such an apparently organic and supporter led innovation has had minimal to zero impact on the amateur game in the North East, where the Northern League (established 1889), the Northern Alliance (founded in 1890) and the Wearside League (the bairn of the three, coming into existence in 1892) played their usual full fixture list, including qualifying round ties in the FA Vase, on September 6th without a single reference on their websites, or that of any member club in their programmes, to this alleged mould-breaking, fan-led initiative to reclaim the game. Why is this the case? A lack of awareness partly, but mainly the status of the amateur game in the region, allied with traditional Tyneside bloody-mindedness in my opinion.

Personally speaking, Non League Day 2014 came at the end of a week when I’d taken in Whickham 0 Darlington Railway Athletic 0 in Northern League Division 2 on Tuesday, Whitley Bay A 4 Gosforth Bohemians 1 on the Wednesday in the Northern Alliance George Dobbins League Cup and attended a monthly meeting of the Tyneside Amateur League in my role as Chair on the Friday night.

The day began early for me. My alarm went off at 7.00 and by ten past; I was filling the water bottles in preparation for our game that morning. I play in goal for Wallsend Winstons in Division 3 of the North East over 40s League and Saturday 6th September saw us travelling, with a massively weakened squad on account of work commitments, late season holidays and the understandable reluctance of those competing in the Great North Run to risk injury the day before, to Redcar Vets. Yes, that’s right; a 100 mile round trip for a bunch of blokes in their forties and fifties. Setting off at 8.45, we were parked up an hour later and soon sat in the changing rooms debating how we were going to approach the game with so many key personnel missing.

Twenty minutes into the game and all the planning we’d made and tactics we’d discussed were rendered useless as we were 2-0 down. Within the opening five minutes, our centre half slipped on the greasy surface and their centre forward raced through, before blasting a shot into the roof of the net as I came out. A quarter of an hour later, the left winger evaded our right back and drove into the area. I came to the edge of the six yard box to cut down his options, but to no avail as he laid the ball back and our left back was nowhere near their attacker who hit a first time shot in off the back post. With no attacking options, this was effectively game over and it was definitely so for me when, stooping to collect a loose ball at a corner, one of their players kneed me in the temple and I hit the deck seeing stars.

I’m not sure if he meant to hurt me, but he was reckless, as if a potentially injurious connection is made accidentally, the person responsible, at our level at any rate, apologises profusely. This bloke didn’t; he slunk away as the rest of his team appealed for a corner, or so I’m told. I was sat with my back to the post feeling decidedly queasy. I had to go off and the other keeper came on. Needless to say, he played a blinder as we put in a massively improved second half performance, got one back and were unlucky not to find an equaliser. I didn’t really join in with the team spirit during the rest of the game I’m sorry to say; while the dizziness and nausea abated, proving I wasn’t concussed, a thumping headache developed.

The post-match inquest over pie and peas in Redcar Rugby Club continued without me, as I took the chance of a lift straight back from one of our lot who only got the last 15 minutes as a sub and had his daughter’s birthday party to attend. Having checked the connections on Traveline, I’d half thought of jumping a train at Redcar East to Darlington, then taking a bus to Shildon, where my Northern League side Newcastle Benfield were playing, but the connections were tight and I wasn’t in the best of fettle for such a trek which would get me back to Newcastle after 8pm via a 3 bus homeward journey, so I half dozed in the car on the way back. Getting dropped off at Silverlink, I caught the 308 to the Ice Rink, popping into see my elderly mother in Monkseaton for half an hour, for a chat and a coffee, then headed up to Hillheads for Whitley Bay versus Celtic Nation. If I couldn’t see my team on Non League Day, seemed logical to watch the best game in the area and this one just shaded West Allotment versus Eccleshall in the FA Vase.

I had hoped that similar thoughts across the North Tyneside area would have resulted in a significantly larger crowd than usual, but the spike in Bay’s attendances occasioned by their hat trick of Vase successes between 2009 and 2011 seems to be a thing of the past, as just shy of 400, which is about average, were present. Having seen Benfield pulverise Celtic Nation, I expected something similar, but was rewarded by a tepid first half that, according to one wag, will “have people celebrating Premier League Day” next week. Strangely, texts from Shildon, Dunston v Bishop Auckland and Heaton Stannington v Esh Winning told similar tales of a dearth of goals and poor games. I felt slightly guilty about this, though obviously the quality of play was nothing to do with me, as I’d invited 4 friends along to Bay, who were starting to see their concentration wander and unsurprisingly headed off to the bar at half time, while I took another couple of Anadin Extra to calm my banging head.

Thankfully Whitley Bay upped the ante from the kick off and soon took the lead with a header by player manager Leon Ryan. With winger Alex Kempster playing a blinder, Whitley added two further goals and could have had many more as Celtic Nation were blown away in the second period. Meanwhile, Heaton Stan scored twice over Esh Winning, Dunston went ahead over Bishops and, most crucially, Benfield grabbed the lead at Dean Street, which would be a hell of a result. As relaxed conversation about the potential for further visits to Northern League games replaced sardonic mutterings about a waste of six quid, I surreptitiously checked Twitter for updates from Shildon. Nothing at all.
Full time, still encumbered by a kit bag of dirty clothes and a wave of tiredness that signalled the end of my headache, I bade farewell to my mates who were off for a drink to the Rockcliffe and took the 308 back home, basking in the glow of a warm afternoon, great second half and Benfield’s seeming victory. Only when an email of the league results some time around 5.30, did I find out Shildon had scored twice in the last 5 minutes to win the game. Another blow, this time metaphorical, but just as painful as the one at Redcar.

Back in the house, I put a load of washing in and spent the evening compiling Benfield’s programme for Saturday 13th’s game at home to Bridlington Town in the FA Cup. Too tired to take in the Martin Carthy and Dave Swarbrick gig at the Tyneside Irish Centre, without even Match of the Day or The Football League Show to look forward to, I crashed out early after what is, for me, a typical Saturday from August to May. At least, checking the fixtures, I knew I had Team Northumbria v Norton & Stockton Ancients (Monday), Whitley Bay v RCA (Tuesday) and West Allotment v Bishop Auckland (Wednesday) to look forward to.

You see, for some of us, every day is Non League Day and that, allied to reasonably strong crowds that, ignoring Darlington’s one season dramatic effect on attendances, have continued to rise steadily over the past decade is another reason why initiatives such as this will fail to have much impact. Harry Pearson, famed author of The Far Corner, the definitive book on football in the region always equated Northern League games to church attendances; not many here, with those that are being elderly. While there is a degree of truth in that assertion, as much as there is a residual respect at an elemental level for established religion, even among the most zealous of unbelievers, there is also common in the area, an accepted belief among those match-going or sofa and bar stool Mags and Mackems who would never set foot in an amateur ground, that the local football is a source of great regional pride.


All well and good, but when there are at most 60 supporters at Benfield’s Sam Smith’s Park on a benign Saturday in mid-October for the visit of Billingham Synthonia with no Premiership games taking place anywhere, it rankles to know that The Lochside, The Newton, The Corner House and The Chillingham are packed with thirsty punters awaiting the tea time kick off between Estonia and England. These people will not be swayed by initiatives by Non League Day. The best we followers of the local game can hope for is a surge of interest if our team does well in a national competition. Benfield versus York City in the FA Cup 4th qualifying round in 2006 attracted 926; Benfield won the Northern League double in 2008/2009 with average attendances of 73. That stinks, but it’s also reality. It won’t stop me being at an average of 100 non-league games per season, but I accept I may be a little on the zealous side…

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