Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Strawberry Fields Forever

At the end of July, I uploaded my Irish tour blog. This is related to it; an article that appears in Stand #9 about Wexford Youths FC & Mick Wallace TD. Any Leninists in the audience are advised to look away now....


On Tuesday 22nd July 2014, 58 year old father of four Mick Wallace was arrested with his partner Clare Daly, formerly of Newbridge, County Kildare, on the runway at Shannon Airport. After being brought to Limerick Garda Station, the two of them explained their presence on the tarmac was part of a plan to inspect US Military Aircraft who land there to refuel and ensure the planes were not transporting any armaments, as such an act would, in the opinion of Wallace and Daly, compromise Ireland’s neutrality. A file on the afternoon’s events was prepared for the Director of Public Prosecutions and the two were let go without charge.

By the evening of Friday 25th July 2014, Wallace  had brushed off the residual effects of his afternoon in custody, spent two further days in the witness box of the Central Court in Dublin  while pursuing a private prosecution against former Justice Minister Alan Shatter for revealing details on an RTE chat show of a fixed penalty Wallace had accrued for using his mobile phone while driving, and was secure on his home patch of Ferrycarrig Park in Crossabeg; doling out complimentary glasses of red wine at half time, complaining about the first period performance and generally working the room in his role as founder and ex officio owner of Wexford Youths FC in their League of Ireland fixture against Shamrock Rovers B. Mick’s rhetorical imprecations to the assembled guests and friends who hung on his every word, must have had some effect on the home side, or manager Shane Keegan’s half time tactical advice may have borne fruition, as the pink shirted Boys of Wexford, whose motto of 'Life's short, work hard, play hard' is the same as the slogan of Mick’s firm Wallace Construction, comfortably took apart the big city visitors by a less-than-flattering 2-0 score, while at the same time as Shamrock Rovers first team were losing 1-0 at home to struggling Drogheda United at Tallaght Stadium in a League of Ireland Premier Division game.

One important detail that should be pointed out is that Daly, a former employee in the catering department of Aer Lingus who presumably knew her way around a plane and Wallace, a philosophy graduate of University College Dublin, who made and lost a fortune in the Irish property bubble that brought the country almost to its knees in 2008, are both Teachta Dála. In other words, they are sitting, independent members of the Irish parliament. Clare Daly, representing Dublin North, is part of the United Left Alliance, a broad campaign mainly centred around the rapidly expanding People Before Profit party, having resigned from the increasingly marginalized and discredited Socialist Party, while Wallace, who was forced  in 2013 to pay the Irish revenue a sum of €2,133,708 in respect of unpaid VAT (presumably as a trained accountant Ms Daly may have helped Mick work out his complex financial affairs), represents his home town of Wexford in Dáil Éireann. In the county most famous for the heroic struggles of the United Irishmen in the 1798 Rebellion against the British occupying forces, commemorated beautifully in the folk song “Boolavogue” and the affecting Seamus Heaney poem “Requiem for the Croppies,” Mick Wallace is a local hero. Despite his tax affairs, complex personal life, litigious nature, he is incredibly popular in Ireland’s south east strawberry growing region, where even his atrocious fashion sense (he still boasts a shaggy mane of loosely permed peroxided hair that would not have looked out of place in a soft metal band circa 1983 and insists on open necked pink shirts, from whence Wexford Youths adopted their club colours) is accepted with an indulgent smile.

As far as I’m aware, the main focus of Stand is not Irish politics, but football; however, in the case of Wexford Youths versus Shamrock Rovers B, the two themes are intertwined and the existence of such a game is instructive in the light of Greg Dyke’s discredited League 3 proposals. Ostensibly, the game I watched on a glorious summer evening in the south east corner of Ireland, was between a vanity project and a glorified reserve team; neither the kind of team one would ever wish to see in the English pyramid on either sporting or moral grounds. However, look closer; as in almost every instance, attempting to view Irish affairs through an English lens leads to a blurred picture. To understand the need for both Wexford Youths and Shamrock Rovers B in the League of Ireland, you have to grasp the nature of Irish sporting culture.

The biggest stadium in Ireland and the largest in Europe not used for football is the headquarters of the Gaelic Athletic Association (GAA), Croke Park in north inner city Dublin; on consecutive September Sundays it will always be filled to its 82,300 capacity for the All Ireland hurling and football finals. At the time of writing my beloved Cork are in the last 8 of the football and the semi finals of the hurling, having already won the Munster title. While 18 of the 32 counties play senior hurling, the most successful of whom Kilkenny are the only county not to play football, showing it is undoubtedly the case that sports under the auspices of the GAA have the highest level of interest in terms of both playing and spectating across the entire  island of Ireland, as well as cultural importance and reach. De Valera may be long gone and the idea of football as a “garrison game” of the Saxon invader an anachronistic view held only by the most diehard Republican, but it is a fact that geographically and demographically speaking, what we call football is nowhere near as common a spectator sport in Ireland as one might expect.

While there are sofa and bar stool fans of the Premier League in every Irish town and village (witness an enormous “Come On You Hammers” sign in claret and blue outside a house in Allenwood, County Kildare), the sheer blanket coverage of the game only became popular throughout the county after the exploits of Jack Charlton’s side in the Euros of 1988 (beating England always helps) and especially the World Cup of 1990, which coincidentally made Ireland a prime target for the Premier League publicity machine. Prior to the seismic sporting shift of 1992, the game hardly featured outside of its Dublin stronghold in large parts of the country. Even now, the 18 senior Irish sides (10 in the Premier and 8 in the First Division) are from only 13 counties; furthermore, 6 teams are from Dublin with Bray Wanderers only just over the county line into Wicklow, and Dundalk and Drogheda from Louth, the next one north of Dublin. Consequently 50% of the clubs are situated within an hour of the River Liffey, showing a geographical imbalance that indicates the varying levels of interest in the game throughout the country.

Of course comparatively isolated towns and cities, in terms of  their proximity to League of Ireland opposition, such as Derry (in the league for political reasons), Limerick (the home of Irish rugby), Cork (City are the fifth side from the banks of my own lovely Lee to appear in the League of Ireland) and Waterford are actually relative strongholds of the game. Sadly though, recent Irish footballing history is littered with the names of clubs who went out of business because there simply wasn’t the local interest or money to keep them going; Kildare County, Kilkenny City, Sporting Fingal, Dublin City, Monaghan United and the intractable problem with football on the Corrib that has seen Galway United, Mervue and Salthill Devon merge, swap names, change grounds and eventually go back to being Galway United, in an attempt to keep the game alive in the City of the Tribes. The disappearance of Salthill and Mervue in Summer 2013 allowed Galway to return, but created the vacancy that Shamrock Rovers B accepted, simply because they were the only side willing and able to meet the annual €20,000 League of Ireland membership fee. That may be depressing, but frankly, Angela Merkel and the European Central Bank didn’t put the continued existence of football teams high on the agenda when working out the  €64 billion bail out that kept Ireland afloat in 2010 that has reduced the status of the people to economic penury for generations to come.

One positive effect of the arrival of the Premier League was the funding by Sky Sports for floodlights at all League of Ireland grounds. Historically, games had been played on Sunday afternoons, but with the advent of player cams and Andy Gray, attendances almost disappeared, so to keep the game going, Murdoch’s minions paid for ground improvements, with teams generally switching to Friday nights. The crowds had gone though, even at such great old clubs as Bohemians and St Patrick’s Athletic, so the decision was taken to adopt summer football from 2013 onwards. Sadly, this had made little real difference, despite a few encouraging showings in Europa League games, such as Shamrock Rovers advancing to the ground stage in 2010/2011. Interest in the English game remains at a very high level, with thousands of fans boarding Ryan Air flights each weekend to attend all manner of games, while the domestic game atrophies and remains a very poor second in terms of interest to GAA games.




Consequently, while the existence of reserve teams in the league is not be applauded, it remains a necessity in terms of filling the gaps. From what I saw, Shamrock Rovers B is basically an under 21 team, with young lads going through the motions in the hope of a call-up to the senior side and very little team ethos in their play. Meanwhile, a crowd of about 300, many of whom wearing Mick inspired pink scarves and shirts, with a band of about two dozen Wexford Ultras, complete with flags, drums and a half decent songbook (“Wallace for Taoiseach” being my favourite) may not represent a club on the verge of a major breakthrough, but they are in the semi finals of the EA Sports League Cup, having reached the final in 2008 only to lose 6-1 to Derry City, and they’re going well in the league, as demonstrated by Aidan “Roxy” Keenan’s match-winning double over Shamrock Rovers B. Most importantly though, Wexford Youths offer a structure in the south east, with over a dozen junior sides, both boys and girls, as well as a Women’s team, all bankrolled to an extent by Mick Wallace. Avoiding paying VAT may be seen as a criminal offence in the UK, perhaps punishable by a custodial sentence, but in Wexford it is seen as a necessary course of action, because on the banks of the pleasant Slaney and in the eyes of the FAI, Mick Wallace can do no wrong.



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