Monday, 30 December 2013

Christmas Lights

The Christmas Holiday period and the realisation that another year is ending can often provoke introspection. With the knowledge and acceptance that I turn 50 on my next birthday, my thoughts turn to the question of what mark a man can leave on this world. In my own case, while there are certain features of my life I’d be best drawing a veil over, I have to say that I’m proud to have produced both a fine son and an impressive body of written work, both published and unpublished (a vacancy exists for a post mortem Boswell; apply c/o my executors when the time comes), as well as professionally helping more than a thousand adults in the North Tyneside area to profoundly change their lives with the help of education. Hand on heart; I know I have done many, many good deeds. However, cycling through Northumberland Square in North Shields on a crisp Tuesday night in December, I saw the tangible influence of my late father and felt a surge of love and gratitude for all he did in his life.

For the last 20 years of his working life, my dad Eddy Cusack was the street lighting co-ordinator for North Tyneside Council. In an era when many local authorities, such as Newcastle City Council with the willing assistance of supposed Man of the People, NUFC Daily Mirror journalist Councillor Simon Bird, are currently seeking to make massive budget cuts in order to kow-tow to the Tory Government’s vicious, relentless attacks on the most vulnerable sectors of society, it does my heart glad to see the Christmas lights still shining from the columns and lanterns (see Dad; I did learn something of your job) of Shields. You see, the Christmas lights in North Shields were my dad’s idea.



On the Friday of my October half term in 1979, Dad took a council van from one of the long gone depots he worked at; either Tynemouth Road in North Shields beside King Street Club, or on Hillheads Road, Whitley Bay, down from the football ground where the new houses now are, and drove down to Blackpool, taking me with him. Three years previously he’d taken me and my sister down there to see the illuminations; I’d hated it, but as she was only 6, it was a special treat for her. Having seen at first hand the concept of street lighting for reasons other than public safety, an idea germinated in the old fella’s head, which is why he called his mate Joe Knowles from the Association of Public Lighting Engineers, who lived in Lytham St Anne’s in the autumn of 79 and was able to sort things out.

I remember a long drive down, twenty minutes in a council depot that looked no different to North Tyneside’s to load the van full of festive illuminations and a drive back up, punctuated by a stop off somewhere on the A66 for a pub lunch; a steak sandwich in a baguette each, plus two pints of Stones for him and a pint of Black Label and lime for me. Well, I was 15, but this gesture made me feel so grown up. About a month later, BBC Look North covered the switch on live on telly. Mike Neville did the honours and Northumberland Square was bathed in yellows, greens and reds; Santa Claus, reindeer, fluorescent holly leaves. It looked great and it still does.

Of course the old fella wasn’t there at the ceremony to bask in reflected glory; that simply wasn’t his style. He was sat at home with his family, watching it on the telly, no doubt quietly proud of what he’d achieved, but modestly playing down his part in it all. Well Dad, 34 years on, I’m giving you the praise you deserve. I just wish you were still here so I could say it to your face.
I’d not really thought about the North Shields festive lights until I emptied my old man’s house this summer when my mam moved into a pensioner’s apartment in a sheltered housing block. 

As a council employee, he thought, as everyone who worked for the council did back then, that the stores were his own personal property, full of things to use, or not, as he saw fit. Emptying cupboards in the garage, as well as coming across unopened Durham County Council issue 5 gallon tins of gun metal primer (he stopped working for them in September 1977 and moved house twice in his life after that), I found several packs, each containing 48 unused green, yellow and red light bulbs, still shrink wrapped in cellophane; no doubt they were all left over from our to trip to Blackpool back in 79. Obviously, for sentimental as much for practical reasons, I couldn’t throw them out. As I type, they’re sat in the cupboard under my stairs as, like Eddy, I wonder if they might “come in handy” someday. Perhaps one Christmas will be that time. You’re right; no it won’t be. That still-to-be-appointed literary executor of mine will have the job of flinging those in a skip, along with several of my manuscripts. So it goes…

Frankly I’m not a great one for Christmas, perhaps due to the fact that my dad would always sing me The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot as a lullaby, but I must admit to having 9 very similar Christmas cards pinned up in my office at work, each one having arrived regular as clockwork in mid-November, from 2005 onwards; all of them from Fulham FC. My birthday is August 11th; I know for a fact that by the end of July I’ll be in receipt of a card for my birthday postmarked SW6 as well. So, how on earth did I get on Mohammed al Fayed’s Christmas list? It’s a daft story….

In February 2005, Newcastle were due to play Fulham away at Craven Cottage and, not having been there since a 2-2 in February 1983, I fancied going back to see how the ground had changed. At the time my sister lived in Shepherd’s Bush just up the other end of the Fulham Palace Road and could provide me with digs while Easy Jet still knocked out dirt cheap air fares, so I got on with it. Typically enough, my plans were thwarted when Fulham drew away to Derby in the 4th round of the FA Cup, meaning the replay took precedence and the Newcastle game I’d sorted myself some tickets for was postponed until May, when we won 3-1 and Kluivert scored a beauty.

Being in receipt of comprehensive travel plans, I decided to still make the trip down for a weekend in the smoke but, checking the fixtures, didn’t see many other games to appeal to me. Consequently, Fulham it was. I registered on-line to get my ticket in the Stevenage Road stand and enjoyed a rip-roaring 4-2 home win in a classic cup tie, where I managed to run into the only Fulham fan I’d ever known; a bloke called Alex. Not too surprising really, other than the fact he lives in Seville and I knew him from working in Bratislava back in 1999.

Anyway, I thought nothing more of Fulham until late July of that year, when I received a birthday card, “to a true Cottager with best wishes from Chris Coleman and the gang at Fulham FC,” along with an A5 flyer, advertising their season ticket offers. Come mid-November, the first Christmas card arrived, with exactly the same greetings and the same photo of the current first team squad, only with added holly and tinsel adornments and, this time, an advert for a part season ticket. Since then I’ve continued to receive contact twice a year, successively from Roy Hodgson, Lawrie Sanchez (I felt guilty when our 1-0 win there in December 2007 got him the boot a week after he’d written me such a nice card), Mark Hughes and Martin Jol. Tellingly, this year’s card simply said “from everyone at Fulham,” which told me the big Dutchman was on his way out.

What amazes me is that in all this time, I’ve never bought a ticket or any merchandise from them, much less even been back to Craven Cottage, yet they continue to send me cards twice a year. Still, these missives are one of the aspects of modern football I’m most in favour of; faceless cold calling dressed up as the personal touch.


Newcastle United’s merchandising wing continues to bombard me with emails; I’d wager an average of 3 per day come from the club, offering everything from match tickets to merchandise to corporate packages. It’s shit; what I really want from my club is to be given the opportunity to be an equal shareholder, along with every other fan who wishes to be part of the ownership of the club, in a completely democratic fashion. That may be unlikely in the short term, so I’ll settle in the meantime for constructive dialogue between the club and the supporters.

The best way for this to exist is through the medium of the Fans’ Forum, which Supporters’ Liaison Officer Lee Marshall and NUFC Fans United ordinary member and Fans’ forum representative Steve Hastie worked so hard to bring to fruition. Sadly, as we all know, the appallingly unprofessional antics of NUST, in breaching protocol and making no effort to either apologise or upbraid the individual concerned for this shocking act of sabotage, mean that the Fans’ Forum has been fatally undermined by the only subscription-based convened supporters’ body the club has. What is more, NUST is a constituent part of Supporters Direct (in itself supported by the PL, FA and Government), which should mean NUST has correct governance arrangements, bearing in mind it has a proper constitution; its officers are appointed after properly constituted elections. Consequently, it ought to follow that the elected officials of NUST should be accountable to those who are ordinary members of NUST, who have raised issues they might be concerned about. Except this has not happened. On December 9th, I sent the following email to Norman Watson, chair of NUST -:

Having become disenchanted with what I perceived to be NUST’s abject inaction following the 2010 elections to the Trust board, I allowed my membership to lapse at the end of that year. However, I recently re-joined. My reason for doing so is to register my disgust at the way NUST approached the matter of posting minutes of the NUFC Fans’ Forum meeting on line.

Rather than allowing the club to put it on their site, NUST had their version of the minutes, written in what I felt was a cynical, negative tone it has to be said, up within a day. I’m not sure who wrote the minutes or who made the decision to upload them, in clear breach of agreed protocol. Whatever the reason, I have to say that to me, this was an unprofessional and discourteous act, especially as those in attendance had, as far as I understand it, all agreed to and subsequently signed a code of conduct.

Let’s be clear about this; the Trust were not banned from the Fans’ Forum for speaking their mind, but for behaving in this crass manner. Now, personally, I do not know whether the decision to place the minutes on-line in breach of protocol was done in error or as a deliberate act of sabotage, but the effect of it was not only to get NUST banned, but to ultimately render the Fans’ Forum almost an irrelevance, mainly because of the increased profile recent events have given NUST. I’m not sure if this is simply my instinct, but it certainly feels as if the actions of NUST have had the effect of totally discrediting an idea that both Lee Marshall and NUFC Fans United have worked so hard and so painstakingly to make real. Rather than being a cause of regret, their exclusion has been a publicity opportunity NUST has seized with both fists. As a member of NUST, I find this abhorrent.

I would like to propose that NUST make a full and public apology to the club for the breach of protocol, in the hope of being subsequently reinstated to the Fans’ Forum, hopefully in time for next week’s meeting. In addition, I would suggest that whoever made the decision to breach protocol and post the minutes on line is censured for their conduct.

Now, I may be being naïve here, but my desire to see something done was fairly cogently expressed. When consulting the NUST constitution, my complaint is covered by Rule 21a, which states -:

A member may be expelled by a resolution carried by the votes of not less than two-thirds of the members present in person or by proxy and voting on a poll at an annual or special general meeting of the Society of which notice has been duly given. The following procedure will be adopted:


  
      A written complaint must be made to the Society Board that the member has acted in a way detrimental to the interests of the Society.

I’d wager that getting NUST banned from the Fans’ Forum pretty much covers the above rule. Amazingly, or perhaps not on reflection, the response I received in return was as follows -:

Dear Mr Cusack

Thank you for taking the time to contact the Newcastle United Supporters' Trust.  Your opinions have been noted by the Board.
Kind regards,

Newcastle United Supporters Trust

With impotent, inert responses like the above, is it any wonder that NUST are almost totally discredited as an organisation, while NUFC Fans’ United remain active, voluble and prepared to mediate between all actions in a way to drive everything forward. Typically though, the club let everyone down by postponing the 16th December Fans’ forum meeting until 6th January. They really do themselves no favours whatsoever, especially when one considers the articulate, magnanimous and inspirational letter NUFC Fans United sent Lee Marshall in advance of this postponed meeting -:

Dear Lee

With the next Fans’ Forum taking place on 16th December we feel it is important to state our position concerning the forum as a whole and the need for a continuation of the open and honest dialogue that was a feature of the first Forum meeting. This is particularly so given the events that transpired after this first meeting and which resulted in the club imposing a ban on Newcastle United Supporters’ Trust (NUST) attending future meetings. The Fans’ Forum is a huge step forward for everyone and the way in which NUFC have embraced the concept has been extremely well received by those who see the benefit of communication in whatever form.

We understand the concept of the meetings and fully appreciate that there has to be huge elements of trust on both sides. Invited members, the organisations or groups they represent and the Club itself must work together to ensure the success of this concept of open and honest dialogue that best serves the interests of supporters and club alike. However, we also feel that the club's imposition of a 'ban' on NUST does not serve in the best interests of either party and  we call upon the Club to review their decision and re instate the Supporters’ Trust so that it can participate positively and in the interests of the club and its own members alike. 

This forum can be an exciting step forward for us supporters and we are in no doubt that it has to be good news for NUFC. We look forward to all likeminded supporters groups and representatives being part of this progressive and positive engagement.

 Yours

NUFC FANS UTD

Truly, NUFC Fans United are the greatest chance we have of rescuing anything from the turgid impasse of fan communication. Yet it still remains true that NUST are still an organisation with the potential to be even more effective than NUFC Fans United. 2014 is election year for NUST and, as far as I understand it, there has been a noticeable increase in membership; veterans of 1980s Trotskyist groups may recognise the tactic known as entrism. The NUST AGM should be a fascinating occasion and the subsequent elections a wonderful opportunity to steer NUST onto a more productive course. Comrades, let us seize the time.

It is instructive, when the team is doing so well on the pitch, to remember my mantra; wherever Newcastle United finish in the league, whoever plays for or manages them is irrelevant while Mike Ashley is in charge of the club. We need Ashley OUT and 100% Fan Ownership IN, or 51% as a transitional demand. As I’ve repeatedly mentioned, the only NUFC game I saw before Christmas was the Man City cup tie and even then I’d rather have been at West Allotment Celtic versus Northallerton Town. My intention was to always make the Stoke city game on Boxing Day my seasonal league bow. Thankfully, the old Free Ticket Mag came up trumps for this one, and the Arsenal game on the 29th that I’d no intention of going to as I’d long planned to be at Hibs against Kilmarnock that day, as my mate Ken’s wife Janine is  nurse and was required to work on both those dates.

The thought of a Boxing Day trip to SJP was fairly far from my mind when I collapsed into a malodrous heap after consuming 4 pints of astoundingly beautiful Draught Bass, an ale as suitable for framing and displaying in an art gallery as it is for drinking, in The Tynemouth Lodge with my pal Ginger Dave (Caisley not Kitson) and then topping it up with a bottle of rioja, opened by the slumbering lady of the house whose earlier carousing had left the wine uncorked, almost untouched and begging to be consumed. I’m not sure about the vineyard or the vintage, but it put my lights out in double quick time. Any residual football thoughts were removed completely from the agenda by a 7.30am alarm call from the District Nurse who visits my mother, aged almost 80 and with a litany of mobility and other health problems, twice a day to administer medication.

It appeared my mam had fallen in her bathroom in the late evening and had spent the night on the floor. Living as she does in a purpose built retirement block, the temperature is a steady 25 degrees (you could grow tomatoes all year round) and the design of the place, with underfloor heating and bevelled door jambs to reduce the risks of burning or bleeding from falls, is both safe and superbly designed for the elderly. Typically, Mam had failed to wear her panic alarm necklace and so had been unable to contact anyone regarding her fate. Unable to get an answer next morning, the block’s Duty Manager had allowed the Nurse entry, at which point they found Mam on the floor; disorientated and distressed. Paramedics were on their way by the time I was called and I was advised to meet them at the hospital.

Unshaven, unwashed, unbreakfasted and still half tight, I soon realised that the Geriatric Assessment Unit of North Tyneside General Hospital is not a place to spend Christmas Morning, or any time in fact. Having recently been diagnosed with short term memory problems that may be vascular dementia, in the best case scenario; my mam was upset and tearful. However the medical staff were utterly brilliant and soon made it clear there had been no lasting or even minor damage to the old girl and that she could be discharged into our care, if she liked. She did like and thus, my partner Laura and I were able to have Christmas Day with our elderly widowed mothers after all. A couple of hours later than scheduled, the living room hot enough to melt steel, the old lasses tucked into their slightly delayed pre-prandial G&Ts, before making a good attempt at clearing their plates.

The Festive Season doesn’t mean much to me, but as Laura’s only other relative, her brother, lives in Calgary, Canada and rarely gets home, while my mam’s daughter cut off all contact with her a number of years ago, the idea of Christmas being more about the giving than the receiving does ring true. None of us know how long we’re on this earth; it’s essential to make the most of opportunities for such quality time together. It’s also ironic that now my son from my first marriage is 18 and requires little direct parenting from me, those organisational and negotiating skills I developed during his childhood are starting to serve me well with the older generation. On reflection, I think that is the most tragic thing about ageing; the seemingly inevitable loss of independence and dignity. As children we did not know of such things; as geriatrics we may forget their importance, consciously or unconsciously.

By 8.00pm, the old dears were back in their respective houses and, freed from the shackles of caring responsibilities, I began drinking steadily. Around midnight, as I alternated between cherry brandy and gingerbread rum, it became clear to me my first drink on Boxing Day would have to be a neat Gaviscon; in the end, it was near to half a bottle to shut off the self-inflicted acid reflux. At my age, I accept that drinking for 3 successive days is now physically impossible. The state of my head and intestines informed me well before noon that I wouldn’t be partaking of anything alcoholic before late evening Boxing Day, if at all.

I still took myself into town at the normal time for a match day, arriving a couple of hours before kick-off, hanging round the usual haunts to wish people all the best and taking in the second half of the Hull against Man United game in The Bodega. When this was over, I headed off up to the ground, stopping off to buy a bottle of water from a newsagent’s on the way. This was the last time I was to see my wallet, as I changed a £20 to do so, putting the notes back inside and the change in my pocket. I always put my wallet in my coat’s outside breast pocket as it has a button down flap; this time, probably because it was 20 minutes to kick off and the shop was heaving, I didn’t. I know this for a fact because, at 5.15pm in The Town Wall on Pink Lane, I went to the bar to get the drinks in and found my coat pocket securely fastened, but the wallet nowhere to be seen. I checked all my pockets; nothing. Luckily I still had the borrowed season ticket and could pass it on to my mate Norman for the Sunday against Arsenal, when I’d be at Easter Road; you’ll hear a lot more about that trip next time around.

Making my excuse (a good one I felt), I headed back to the ground, retracing my steps in darkness, fruitlessly scouring the blackened pavement for sign of my possessions. Back at SJP, I explained the score to security who took me to my seat, allowed me to check my route to and from the seat, as well as scoot round the bogs and back of the stand; nothing. All I could do was head down to Market Street cop station, file a lost property report and head home in a sulk. I did this, phoned the bank to cancel my cards and took a gloomy ride home on the Metro, before settling in for an early night of mineral water and coffee as the potential party urge was gone. In point of fact, I was in bed immediately after Match of the Day.

Losing money I could live with and ordering replacement cards was no hassle; it was the loss of irreplaceable personal mementoes that cut me to the quick. Photographs of my son from 2 years to 16; all gone. Autographs from Nolberto Solano and The Wedding Present’s David Gedge; disappeared. Worst of all for me was the loss of a snap of my ex-wife, taken at a friend’s wedding in June 1994; she looked so beautiful that day and I’ve kept it through all these years as I never recalled us being so happy again, as we were that summer afternoon in South London. Silly, sentimental me…

Despite the 5-1 score at SJP, I’d never felt that low coming away from football since April 20th 1992, when Newcastle United left the Baseball Ground after a 4-1 scudding, all due to a cheating, incompetent referee called Brian Coddington from Sheffield, who sent off Kevin Brock for denying a supposed clear goal scoring opportunity that wasn’t, Kevin Scott for 2 fouls that weren’t worthy of yellow cards either singularly or in combination and Liam O’Brien for a kick at a Derby player that failed to connect. The sense of depression has faded over time, but the injustice of that day remains. Coddington’s name will forever raise the hackles of NUFC fans who remember that game. Only the anguish of Easter Monday 22 years ago could compare with the emotional desolation I felt as the train rattled away from the city centre and towards the Coast.

Thinking about the game, it was almost surreal to reflect on a 5-1 victory, when after an encouraging opening few minutes, Stoke had utterly assumed control as Pardew’s decision to bring in Ben Arfa for Tiote left us tactically lopsided. Sissoko and Gouffran got in each other’s way on the left, leaving Remy isolated. With Ben Arfa in the team, too often the instinct is to give him the ball and stand back to watch him create; his creativity needs to be harnessed to a more flexible line up, preferably a 4-3-3. As it was, Stoke took control. Under Hughes they are less intimidating than Pulis, but more methodical and patient to the point of ponderousness. It was no surprise though when they took the lead with an excellent finish.

After 40 minutes, we were in trouble, until Stoke players, Mark Hughes and Martin Atkinson got things spectacularly wrong. Firstly Whelan was booked for a combination of a foul, squaring up to Cabaye then booting the ball away; all very daft. He then made a total prick of himself by booting Cabaye’s right shin, which was a clear booking and an inevitable red. I’m mystified why Hughes had to outdo Poyet in the coat flinging stakes, though I suppose Poyet’s meltdown was at Stoke, so Hughes may have picked up the nylon baton; will Pardew be next for the anorak throwing tantrum stakes? I do hope so.

Almost immediately after this, Wilson’s red for bringing down Remy overshadowed Anita making the most sublime, simple pass through the heart of their defence. Well done Little Vurn; sorry you were hauled off at half time, but it was the right thing to do when going for the win.

I didn’t want Remy to take the penalty; why Cabaye or even Ben Arfa, who’d scored one 4 days earlier at Palace, didn’t take it, I’ll never know. Instead Sorensen does what Sorensen does; he saved penalties at St James Park, for his third different club. I am sure only Southampton (and Brondby obviously) haven’t had the benefit of him stopping a spot kick up here. He was powerless when Remy’s deflected shot flew past him for the equaliser, but we should be honest and admit the goal should never have stood as Williamson clearly handled the ball and wasn’t punished before we broke to score, a fact that no doubt made for a far easier interval talk by Pardew.

The manager has so often been berated for his second half tactics, but he was spot on in this game. Shola’s introduction and Ben Arfa’s free role allowed us to hammer them. The supposed controversial second goal was not clearly over the line before Ben Arfa crossed it and looks fair enough to me. Cabaye’s finish was lovely, Haidara looked great and Cisse’s penalty was a real festive heartwarmer. Strange how the feelings of exultation at 5.00pm had faded to abject gloom within half an hour…

Thinking about the stress of my mam’s fall and then the gloom caused by losing my wallet, I’m sure you’ll agree with me that when compared to the Christmas I had, Stoke City’s 500 travelling support may have had cause to count their blessings on Boxing Day 2013. It may just take a little time for them to achieve perspective on the game.

There is a happy ending to the story of the wallet though; having gone to social media to explain my loss, occasioning many shares and retweets; I was elated to receive a message on Facebook early on Friday from someone who had found my wallet. A fella from Liverpool, a red, married to a Geordie lass and up here with their bairn for Christmas, had been to the game and, walking down Barrack Road from the ground (a route I would never take), he’d seen my wallet discarded near a bin. The money was gone and the cards were cancelled, but it meant I could get all my sentimental belongs back again, including a set list from The Jesus & Mary Chain at Kilburn National in 1986. I collected the wallet from him Friday afternoon, buzzing as the essential goodness of human nature had been reaffirmed to me by his act. The gentleman he was, he refused point blank all attempts to reward him for his selfless actions. Thank you Karl, you made Christmas special for me. All the best to you and yours.


Mind, the little bastard who had either picked my pocket or found the wallet, took the cash and dumped it, needs a hiding. Not for taking the money, but for the inconvenience of having to queue up in the Central Station travel centre for half an hour to get my tickets for the trip to Edinburgh to see Hibs against Kilmarnock on the Sunday, but that’s another story...

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