Thursday, 6 February 2020

Alex Glasgow / Spiderland

Last weekend, Laura and I went to Glasgow to spend time among musical geniuses at the launch of Alex Rex's new album, Andromeda. Here's how things went -:

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Undoubtedly, if it were possible for me to up sticks and move to another city, the only location I’d countenance would be Glasgow. I love the place for numerous reasons, though one of the most compelling is that it boasts possibly the best and most vibrant music scene of any urban metropolis on earth. As ever, 2020 will be another year of dominance by the Merchant City.

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Take for instance, January; the first record and first gig were both from residents of said city and products of its music scene. Firstly, ex Trembling Bells bassist Simon Shaw’s West Coast powerpop ensemble Youth of America released the gorgeous Bop Showaddy EP, boasting four wholesome sticks of goodtime bubble-gum pop extraordinaire. Standout tracks on this essential purchase 10” include the sexy deadpan Death Doula, that drives along with a clear nod to Sister Ray’s uncompromising riff, not to mention a respectful take on The Rubettes’ falsetto kitsch classic Sugar Baby Love, that is all the better for having the histrionics toned down a notch from the original. This EP is great work and I’d love to see the band put through their paces on stage.  One person I did see on stage, doing a solo, acoustic free gig on Burns Night, was Teenage Fanclub drummer and all-round musical polymath, Francis MacDonald, who performed a beguiling set at The Cumberland Arms. In town to catch up with a former neighbour, Francis made the excellent choice of not putting on a greatest hits by other people show, and did half an hour of his own material and songs given to him by friends, as well as a genuinely moving take on Green Grow the Rashes-Oh. He’s got a great voice and certainly knows his way round a fretboard, as well as providing excellent company over a post-gig pint. I did make the point it is important that we see him again as part of his day job, at which point he reassured me new TFC product and shows are in the post. Hallelujah.

Moving on to February, the first day of the month offered up the most enticing night of 2020 thus far, in Easterhouse. For months, Laura and I had been looking forward to the launch party for Andromeda, Alex Neilson’s new album, under his Alex Rex alias, especially as support came from the eternally radiant Lavinia Blackwall and Stilton, whose own album is out on May 1st. Heading north on the 10.46 train to Waverley and thence on to Queen Street, we ran into Cath and Phil Tyler, toon-based troubadours who were also on the bill at Platform; a council performance space of the kind the Tories decimated south of the border. A spot so cerebral it makes Gosforth Civic Hall look like Max’s Kansas City.


On arrival at Queen’s Street, we took the short walk to Central and our adjoining hotel, Motel One. It might just have been a place to get our heads down, but it’s a quality spot and I’d recommend it on terms of location, price and facilities. We’d stay there again. Having booked and made a pretence of unpacking, it was time for football. Laura had hoped to see Partick at home, mainly for a glimpse of their amazing mascot Kingsley in the flesh, but Sky TV had intervened, moving their game to the night before. Therefore, we had no real choice; as Airdrie versus Raith was just too far to double back to, a trip to Hampden Park for Queen’s Park v Cowdenbeath, giving us the chance to be part of the 616 rattling around in the 52k capacity National Stadium was our destiny. Being next door to Central, we availed ourselves of the train to Mount Florida and took a deserted walk down to the ground that once held 135,000 or thereabouts. Next door, the renascent Lesser Hampden is being spruced up ready for next season, when it will become the Spiders’ permanent home, as they vacate the uneconomic big brother that has been their home for more than 150 years.


In the ground, spectators of both sides mingle freely on the concourse of a modest quadrant in the South Stand, but the two seating areas are segregated, with a somewhat excessive sterile area keeping the 50 Fifers in support of the Blue Brazil distant from the devotees of the descendants of the Men with Educated Feet who formed Queen’s back in the mid-Victorian Era. English groundhoppers, paying a final respectful trip to a Queen’s home game, are spread on both sides of the netting, visible by the weight and volume of club merchandise they’ve purchased. Indeed, the nearest we get to disorder are 3 teenage lads in our section having their 500ml bottle of Volvic confiscated by one of the stewards. However, the yellow jacketed crowd control operative returned with the contents of said bottle poured into a plastic glass. That’s how they do things here and I like their style.

The shouts of the players echo around the 3 and a half empty stands, as the promotion chasing visitors are placed firmly on the back foot by the well-organised home side from the off. Late last year Queen’s membership voted to abandon not just Hampden Park, but their code of unapologetic amateurism that had been the philosophical touchstone of their 152-year existence. Will this work? It isn’t really our place to comment, as 80% of the club’s membership voted to go down that modernising route. A significant step was the appointment of Ray McKinnon as manager. I’d last seen him getting pelters from a seething gang of disaffected Bairns during his final game in charge of Falkirk away to Dumbarton in November. He’s certainly nowhere near as divisive a figure on the South Side. Indeed, I didn’t hear a single cuss all afternoon from the Spiders’ fans, probably because they were massively on top and took a deserved early lead when Slater buried a low shot after a tidy move from back to front, before 10 minutes had elapsed. Lots of possession football followed, but chances were scarce from both sides, though there was a late shock right on half time when Cowdenbeath hit the inside of the post, but the ball stayed out and we breathed again.


During the break, I ate an awful pie and Laura bought me a pin badge, before a frenetic second period that saw Queen’s Park swarm all over Cowdenbeath, but just couldn’t find a killer second. Obviously, there was later desperate pressure from the visitors to endure, but the Spiders held out and we gave two modest cheers at full time, before training it back to the hotel for a quick sit down. Soon, we were in an Uber on the M74, hurtling towards Platform. Having eventually found the entrance, stood athwart a Library, a College and a swimming pool in the sort of compassionate urban planning we don’t have in England any longer, we were immediately welcomed by ex-Bells guitarist Mike Hastings and soon took our seats for opening act Boss Morris; a 10-strong female dance troupe from Gloucestershire, accompanied by a fella on the accordion. Brilliant, crazy traditional stuff; they were like Toto Coelho meets The Wicker Man. Next up Cath and Phil Tyler brought the mood down low and desperate, with the darkest shades of Americana imaginable. These fine folks make The Ballad of Hollis Brown seem a comedy sketch in comparison. One highlight I’d not heard before was the set closing, banjo driven riff on Matty Groves, whereby the male is the one who cheats on the female and is done away with for this crime passionel. More rather than less extraordinary for such an unexpected juxtaposition.

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It's 10 years in May since I first saw, heard and fell in love with Trembling Bells and all their constituent parts. Being honest, it was Lavinia’s voice that first caught my attention; Sandy Denny reincarnated was the common reaction. However, from a decade distant, listening to her current work, it seems scarcely credible that we made comparisons with Folk sirens and vixens. Stilton are a brilliant rock band, but they’ve far more in common with The Faces than Fairport Convention. Unlike Trembling Bells, Stilton are more about light than shade. Bright, positive, life-affirming 70s tinged rock pop that combines gorgeous singalongs with driving, rhythmic backing. Lavinia seems so much happier when in control of her oeuvre as well, especially with Marco and the boys complementing her words so fittingly. I literally cannot wait for the album.

Alex’s album had arrived on the Wednesday before we went north. My goodness, I had assumed Otterburn was his finest possible moment but, brilliant though that album was, Andromeda outpaces it in terms of self-evisceration, vicious barbed tongue lashings and the deepest, darkest sources of hatred and hopelessness. This album could stand alone as a book of poetry or a concerto that muses on the inherently evil and distressing nature of human relations. I am shocked and grateful that Alex has been able to bring this mighty beast into the open. Simply, put songs such as the terrifying I Am Happy, which grows a tenth set of balls and teeth on stage, the sulphurous Oblivion, the ironic and hateful Rottweilers, not to mention my personal favourite, the howling, atonal I’m Not Hurting No More, as well as the curiously pastoral, yet lyrically vicious closer Pass The Mask, show Alex to be simply the most creative and inventive practitioner in the world of music today. Praise must also be given to the magnificent backing provided by Audrey Bizouerne, Rory Haye and Georgia Seddon, whose playing dovetails perfectly with Alex and has taken his sound to a different stratosphere, where the intensely personal words are complemented by intensely personal and perfect music. The comparisons are no longer with Fairport but Nick Cave, Jandek and the Brel v Gainsbourg interface.
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Live, Andromeda and friends is a riot of decadent emotions, where the black mood is punctuated by purple prose and white noise. Nods to where he’s come from include a drawling, laconic Master, where Severin has finally broken the ties that bind, and a defiant, adorable Night Visiting Song that may have been slightly spoiled by my presence on stage, “singing.” The evening ends with a Last Waltz style ensemble singalong, where Mike Heron takes centre stage and brings the house down with a public hug with Alex.  Truly, a night of one thousand stars. Roll on April 8th when he brings the band to The Cumberland Arms.

And so, we took our leave on a shuttle bus to Mono, when things became blurred. I remember being offered shots of vodka by a pleasant enough sociopath in a kebab shop, but nothing else until next morning, when the rain was lashing down. Still, Glasgow’s Miles Wetter as they always say. A tour around the city centre, marvelling at both the rain and architecture, ended at Monorail, of course, with the purchase of Return to Y’Hup, a tribute to Ivor Cutler that had been showcased the Wednesday before we hit Glasgow. Twenty-six glorious Cutler cuts, both musical and spoken, from all parts of his extensive career, performed by a who’s who of Scottish indie music, marshalled by Citizen Bravo and Raymond MacDonald. As a 40 year fan of Ivor, I am a bit of a traditionalist, but there are some glorious moments here; Emma Pollock doing Size Nine And A Half is one, Duglas Stewart’s warm and wondrous Vitamin P is another, but Tracyanne Campbell’s Women of the World is the winner here, breasting the tape just ahead of an ensemble I Got No Common Sense. This really is a fabulous project and a record I’ll grow to love more with each listening.

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The train back was from Central, meaning the first stop was Motherwell, appositely enough as I’ve just finished dear, departed Deborah Orr’s tearjerking Motherwell: A Girlhood.  The progeny of vicious, evil parents whose vanity and narcissism was expressed by an urge to put their own needs before those of their first born daughter, Deborah compounded the misery of her emotionally barren childhood, by marrying the hideous and evil Will Self, whose self-messianic tendencies outdid even the cruelty of her parents. It is a brave, beautiful book and I urge you to read it, especially in memory of poor Deborah who passed late last year of the same demon cancer that claimed both her parents.
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Our train arrived nigh on 17.00 and we headed home; tired, hungover but always improved by a visit to Glasgow and the company of the best musicians in the world. Only then did I discover that Andy Gill, guitarist with the Gang of Four, a man I've admired for over 40 years, had died. I'll return to his work in a later blog, but I can tell you I'm devastated at his passing.

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