Tuesday, 3 December 2019

Cestrian Car Crash

Benfield are out the FA Vase, again. It wasn't the best of days....



I would never claim to be well-travelled, other than in Ireland and Scotland. In this country, it is a source of much embarrassment for me that, other than enjoying many repeated visits to Manchester over the years, I have almost no knowledge of the North West other than the Cottonopolis. While I’ve been to most grounds than make up the 92, in its many iterations, there are some shocking gaps in my knowledge of Lancashire, Cheshire and the Wirral. Don’t even start with my non-league ignorance of this area. Consequently, Benfield’s reward for crushing Guisborough 4-0 in the previous round, an away trip to Vauxhall Motors in Ellesmere Port, was a chance to visit an area I know nothing about and a place I’d never been.

Once I’d digested the draw, the reality of the distances involved struck home; coach travel may be less of an ordeal than the 1980s, now we have WiFi, charging points and flush nettys, but 4 and a half hours each way is a challenge for this notoriously queasy road traveller. Mind, the bus was the only option as train fares to Ellesmere Port were an eye-wateringly prohibitive £95 return, with no cheap deals available on a journey that would take longer than the bus. At least it wasn’t a trip to Vauxhall, SW8; home of the horrid Kate Hooey I suppose.

Two days after a majority verdict by the jury had found David Duckinfield not guilty of 95 cases of manslaughter after a retrial at Chester Crown Court, showing that there is still no justice for the 96 victims of Hillsborough, I apprehensively picked my way up the frozen pavement of Benfield Road from Walkergate Metro around 9.00, taking the seat behind the driver, as our coach proceeded to peel away from a frosty Sam Smith’s Park for Ellesmere Port.  After a month of incessant rain had cancelled all but one of our games since the last round, the clear sky and dazzling sun mocked us, as sub-zero temperatures caused another raft of postponements in our area. One glimmer of hope was that it was a good 5 degrees warmer on the far side of the country than this, so we travelled hopefully.

Before noon, we pulled into Hartshead Services where Consett, heading for Wythenshawe Town and Hebburn, on their way to Lower Breck, 250 yards from Anfield on a day when Liverpool were at home, had already stopped for a breather. Handshakes and good luck messages were exchanged, before Vauxhall Motors tweeted that the game was on, unless the officials said different. We left Hartshead in good spirits; certainly better than 2015, en route to Atherton Railways, when I ruined a pair of emerald green New Balance 420s by stepping into a quagmire, searching for a bin to deposit an empty coffee cup and only 3 Benfield supporters made the journey; Allen, Gary and me. This time we’d an almost full bus, though there were many notable absentees, and I’d tipped up £25 for a dozen cans of assorted craft ales from the Waitrose within. They would help me celebrate or commiserate on the long journey back, depending on what the afternoon had in store.

 

The rest of the journey on the baking, arid bus, was spent half listening to the first half of Newcastle v Man City, while gazing out on a solid landscape that showed no signs of yielding, though when we dropped altitude, the earth softened, probably on account of the pollution pumped out by the various factories on the Runcorn to Ellesmere Port corridor. I’ve no idea what the towns are like, but the landscape was reminiscent of the A19 by Billingham; empty green fields with tall chimneys belching out effluent, standing guard. We arrived just in time for the second half of NUFC versus City. If there were to be any doubts as to the allegiances of the locals, that was dispelled by Shelvey’s raking equaliser that almost took the roof off the impressive social club that adjoined the ground. The 2 points dropped by City make it ever more likely that Liverpool will win the title.


Everything about Vauxhall Motors FC was impressive; the ground, the facilities, the welcome. It spoke of a club used to play at a higher level, even if they were a step below us, though probably not for long as they’ve now won 14 successive games. They won this one with ease as, frankly, we didn’t show up. It was not the Newcastle Benfield I’ve long adored, but a frozen shadow of the side we are. The scoreless, attritional first half gave us a false sense of comfort, before VM took us apart after the break. Their performance deserved to be seen by more than the 134 hardy souls who braved the cold. Like Chadderton in 2014, Atherton in 2015 and Northwich Vics last season, we never got started against another one of those determined, muscular sides from over the Pennines, who insist on ruining our best efforts to gain some glory in the FA Vase.


Of course we had chances; a stonewall penalty for the keeper taking out Brassy on the hour that wasn’t given was the turning point, as they broke and scored immediately. A long ball over the top was misjudged by Brad Varga and a VM player nipped in to poke the ball home. Dennis Knight and Cyril Giraud came on, to give us an attacking threat, but another long ball did us. Reece Noble brought down the last man and the red card, penalty; goal triumvirate of doom sealed our fate. Matty Parker’s last second red for 2 yellows was just a sad, though fitting, codicil for the whole day.


After the final whistle, we drank a sad, final glass and clambered back towards home. Stu Elliott came on the bus and, gutted though he was, apologised for the result and performance. It was a great gesture and kept spirits up, as did the big bag of cans, until we landed; drunk and still in despair, around 9.30, by which time thoughts had turned from Wembley to Whickham on Wednesday night.




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