Tuesday, 12 March 2019

Cold Trafford

A long time ago, I used to go to Old Trafford each year and watch Newcastle United get thumped; now I go to see Tynemouth Cricket Club suffer an annual hammering -:



As Storm Gareth batters the country with 60 mph winds and squally showers of torrential rain, it seems strange to be talking about cricket, but the simple fact is that the 2019 season is a mere 5 weeks away. The NEPL campaign begins on Easter Saturday, April 20th and frankly, I can’t wait. Same as last year, when Seaham Harbour’s resignation left the first division a team short, there are 23 teams operating across the two divisions. In the top division, as well as the disappearance of Durham Academy, the league management committee were required to deal with the aftermath of Stockton transferring to the NYSD League post season. Consequently, there was no relegation and two promoted clubs, Burnopfield and Bournmoor, have been elevated to the storied ranks of the top flight. While both clubs provide a challenging adventure for those keen on public transport expeditions, they will also demonstrate both ends of the evolutionary scale in terms of facilities. The reader is invited to assess whether a carpeting of daisies in the outfield constitutes rustic charm or pitiful pit village.

Division 1 sees 3 newcomers; Ashington, who Tynemouth have been drawn away to in the Banks Salver on May Day Monday, Crook and Shotley Bridge. Followers of the paranoid pit yakkas from NE63 have already flexed their capacious sense of injustice six pack by suggesting the fact Ashington are the odd ones out without a game on the opening day is some kind of slight on their honour and indicative of the sort of treatment they have to look forward to. Quite… As well as the trio of neophytes, my personal omnibus odyssey has yet to take me to Willington or seemingly inaccessible Castle Eden. However, I will do my utmost to tick the 5 unvisited grounds off the list. It should prove a more exciting contest that watching South North, augmented by new signing Oli McGee and Jacques Du Toit, ambling to the Premier Division title in third gear, yet still amassing a record points total.


Incredibly fortuitously, Benfield’s League programme is scheduled to wrap up the week before the cricket season gets underway, with a final day contest at Seaham Red Star, so I hope to be able to dedicate myself to my other main sporting love, Tynemouth CC from the very start. Indeed, I’ve already seen Tynemouth in action at 3 different venues over the past couple of months in the various rounds of the National Indoor 6 a side Championships, battling through successive Northumberland qualifiers at South North against the likes of Blagdon, Backworth and Tynedale,  before reaching the North East final at Durham against South Shields in early January. Facing a stiffish target, the lads batted beautifully to win with ease and thus move forward to the Northern final at Old Trafford. This was the same stage as we reached last year, on the same weekend, with almost exactly the same team; Polly as captain, Smudger, the two Sams and Fez, with the final spot taken by Owen Gourley, apparently because he was already in Manchester that weekend on the gargle.

Drink had been taken by yours truly on Saturday 9th, during and after Benfield’s thoroughly enjoyable 4-1 away success against Penrith, when we’d recovered from the blow of going a goal down in 7 whole seconds, to win with ease. Despite finding my way back indoors for the start of Match of the Day,  the carousing continued in honour of Newcastle’s superb recovery against Everton that was the first game on, almost incredibly. As a consequence, the alarm clanging me awake before 8 on a wintery morning was a sick joke and indicative of a tough, tough start. However, I got it together in time to be picked up by Messrs Smith and Pollard. The journey was initially a breeze; cold outside, but dazzlingly sunny. Yes it was a bit blowy when we breakfasted at Wetherby, but there was nothing to hint at the weather awaiting us. Once on the M62, conditions began to deteriorate: cloudy by Elland, pouring by Huddersfield and eventually a blizzard as we sashayed past Saddleworth Moor. It was a temporary, if terrifying, state of affairs; dry by Rochdale and blindingly sunny as we departed the M60 for Salford Quays and the home of Lancashire Cricket.


Within 15 minutes, the whole team was there, as well as the support, which consisted of me and Fanta, meaning what we lacked in numbers, we made up for in girth. Our opponents were the Shropshire winners; Grasshoppers CC. It would have been interesting if the county had been represented by Shrewsbury CC, as Joe Hart may well have turned out as he seems to have already been put out to pasture at Burnley. Grasshoppers won the toss and put us in. Despite 19 from the first over and an encouraging 46/1 from 3, we never got going; after 5 we’d become becalmed at 56/3. In the end, a less than stellar 90 all out from 10.1 meant we’d have to bowl like demons and field like angels to stand a chance. Nobody hid and nobody chucked it. Smudger bowled with accuracy and hostility and Sam Robson held a couple of good catches, while they also contributed a comedy run-out, but it was a fond hope. They cruised home after 10.1 as well, winning by 3 wickets, leaving us to ruefully pick at the post-game buffet and contemplate what might have been, following our second successive exit at this stage. Grasshoppers are off to Lords on March 31st, as they overcame Hallam from Sheffield in the final. Fair play and good luck to them; they bowled very well in a large arena, twice the size of anywhere Tynemouth had played before today. To be frank, it’s probably best we got knocked as the Mackems are in London that weekend for the Checkatrade Trophy final and we’d only have outnumbered, outsang, outdrank and outfought them.

Initially, the journey back was a glum one, but before we’d even got out of Lancashire, a sense of proportion returned and we gassed on, all the way back, about hopes and fears for the season to come. It’s one of the things I love about Benfield, Tynemouth and any grass roots sport; you can talk to players in a sensible, rational way as most of them have interesting angles to express and amusing anecdotes to express them. However, I guess we can all agree that sharing bestiality videos in the WhatsApp group is a bad idea, though try telling that to Tynemouth Bad Boys.


The midweek league starts week commencing April 22nd (Easter Monday in point of fact) and we’re actively looking forward to life in division 2, even if 5 of the teams (Bates Cottages, High Stables, Sparta, Whitley Bay and ourselves) have been promoted en bloc to compete with  Cramlington, Genetics (Swalwell) and Merz & McLellan (Ulgham). As a shift worker, I anxiously await the arrival of my next rota, as that will dictate what holidays I need to take, if I’m to continue appearing, as opposed to playing, for the Galatasaray of the Midweek League. Regular updates to be found here, with references to proper cricket as well, on the odd occasion.

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