Tuesday, 11 October 2016

The Quiet Men

64 years ago today, filming wrapped on John Wayne's classic The Quiet Man. His character's name is shared by Drogheda United's captain; this weekend, the League of Ireland First Division wraps for the winter: Limerick are Champions, Drogheda, Cobh and UCD are each separated by a point in the play-off positions, Shels and Waterford face each other for 5th and 6th, while Cabo hold a 2 point lead over Athlone for penultimate place. Here's an article I wrote in early August about my summer trip to Ireland, which is in issue #2 of the glorious North Ferriby United fanzine View From The Allotment End -:


The European Championships was a complete non-event wasn’t it? Other than Wales and Iceland, few teams made you take proper of the tournament. In fact, probably the main facts to be gleaned were in regards to the support each nation brought with them. While Hungary and Croatia did their level best to advance the cause of boneheadism in the country that gave us Bonaparte, the bar was raised impossibly high by Russia and, predictably enough, England. When I’m getting ready for football, I often take a pair of gloves; though they tend to be Thinsulate ones to keep my hands warm on the bitter terraces of the Northern League, rather than MMA combat issue ones. However, I’m not Russian and what the pugnacious Putinistas demonstrated in Marseilles is that, for all their designer trainers and £500 Italian knitwear, the posturing Brexit louts who follow England away are not just a national embarrassment, but an international one. Also, they’re soft as clarts and need to shed a bit of timber if they want to properly utilise those Hamburgs and Gazelles to run away from the tough guys, gesticulating wildly as they retreat. My prediction is that this tournament marked the end of The Firm as a credible unit of English masculinity.

However, it seemed as if Irish fans were cut from a very different cloth to their English counterparts. Of course, unlike the EDL and UKIP wannabes singing about German bombers, Irish fans are proud Europeans. Their tolerant, inclusive, peaceful demeanour charmed and beguiled host nation and opposing fans equally. While their team put in a decent showing,  the support was top notch. It was no wonder that Ireland’s followers were named by UEFA as the tournament’s best. However, the sad reality is that the 20,000 plus who travelled to France are more than likely uninterested in or even antagonistic towards their domestic game. Depressingly, the week before the Euros kicked off, the League of Ireland announced the lowest set of weekly crowd figures for the 2016 season. Not only do crowds for the GAA sports of football and hurling dwarf the attendances at League of Ireland games, the domestic game remains a poor relation to English and Scottish (specifically Celtic) soccer. The departure lounges of Dublin Airport are thronged each Friday with weekending Premier League fans, while the sheer volume of supporters’ clubs that meet up to watch games in dedicated fan pubs, pejoratively nicknamed Barstoolers by L of I enthusiasts, means that Irish football struggles to find a niche.

To put this into some sort of context, Celtic played Barcelona at the AVIVA Stadium (aka Lansdowne Road) on Saturday 30th July and over 40,000 spectators saw Efe Ambrose score for Barca. That wasn’t the ultimate Barstooler experience though; 4 years previous Man United beat a League of Ireland select 7-0 in front of 50k, almost all of whom took the piss out of their own domestic players’ performances. Sickening. Just sickening. Personally I was at Clontarf Cricket club for the Leinster Senior Cup final versus YMCA, but if I’d been going to a game Longford Town v Galway United, played at the same time as the AVIVA love-in, and fair play to them for that, would have been my preference.

Since 1985, when I lived in County Derry, I’ve been slowly collecting my League of Ireland set; firstly Finn Harps from Donegal and then Derry City, until last summer’s trip to Waterford United left me within touching distance of completing the lot. In the last 30 years, I’ve seen the League of Ireland go from Sunday afternoon blood and thunder scraps on mudheaps in the middle of winter, played in front of packed, roaring crowds to Friday evening stalemates in July on immaculate pitches with only the dedicated hardcore watching, often in silence. Sky television paid for floodlights at Irish grounds, as a sop to moving the games from the traditional Sunday afternoon slot in the early 90s. This innovation didn’t halt the rot in terms of attendances and an April – October season was introduced in 2003, to negligible positive effect. In 1986, there were 20 teams in 2 divisions, with the vast majority coming from in and around Dublin; the same situation remains, though the club names, identities and fates have changed.

The biggest crowds are to be found at the current top 2 clubs and best European campaigners, Champions Dundalk and Cork City, who both pull in more than 4,000 on average for league games. Indeed, Cork City bravely bowed out of the Europa League against Genk in front of a sold-out crowd of 7,645 at their immaculate Turners’ Cross ground.  Dundalk’s incredible trouncing of BATE Borisov, despite being forced to play at Tallaght Stadium, the home of Shamrock Rovers, means they are in a play-off for the group stages of the Champions’ League against Legia Warsaw, with the home game slated for the AVIVA. Even if they lose that one, they’re in the group stages of the Europa League, with 6 guaranteed games until Christmas. It will do wonders for their finances and Ireland’s club co-efficient. Frankly, despite the notorious history of fiscal impropriety among Irish football clubs, it’s impossible to look anywhere other than those two for domestic dominance in the next few seasons.

Meanwhile, the historically successful Dublin powerhouses of Shamrock Rovers, Bohemian and St. Patrick’s Athletic are treading water. The former have dispensed with ex-Hibs boss Pat Fenlon after an indifferent campaign, while the latter pair struggle by in aged grounds at Dalymount and Richmond Parks respectively. That said, St Pat’s had 2,800 for a Europa League tie against Dynamo Minsk (when I landed at Dublin Airport, the next departure was for Minsk) and Bohs sold out Dalier, with 5,400 present for a 0-6 loss to Newcastle, the week before I arrived, typically enough. Soberingly, Da Boez’s next game saw 1,175 in attendance for the visit of Derry City; perhaps the most depressing Irish sports development since the announcement of a new Sports Direct store on Talbot Street.

Other top flight teams tend to be regional hubs; Sligo Rovers, Galway United, Wexford Youths, Longford Town and Bray Wanderers, not to mention Derry City and Finn Harps, are basically county clubs. They boast strong traditions, fervent (if modest) local support and community links. The real problem lies in the lower division, where the unending struggles to remain in existence are real and everyday problems, suggesting that 1 senior division of 16 teams is the only logical way forward. Remember Setanta TV? It struggled on in Ireland until this year, before rebranding as Eir TV, who show a live top flight game every Friday night. State broadcaster RTE cover cup games and have a weekly highlights programme on a Monday, Soccer Republic, that brings in good viewing figures and boasts the intelligent commentary of former national boss Brian Kerr, which begs the question why the FAI haven’t found a role for him in their structure.

While Soccer Republic showcases the indigenous Premier Division, there’s no money and no publicity below that level, meaning the 8 team First Division is a sporting elephants’ graveyard. Limerick City may be top by 20 points, but they’re funded personally by JP McManus, the horse racing billionaire.  Athlone Town are Ireland’s oldest club; they’re bottom of the table, skint and ready to go bust. Waterford United used to be one of the country’s foremost clubs, though they’re on the bones of their arse. UCD (University College Dublin) survive on zero crowds and the benevolence of their institution.  Cobh Ramblers were Roy Keane’s first team, but they’re definitely Cork’s minor club.  Drogheda United won the title a decade ago, then suffered relegation and have financial problems. Shelbourne used to be successful, but they’re skint and their Tolka Park home is in a desperate state. This is made all the worse by neighbouring Bohemian having sold their Dalymount Park ground to Dublin Corporation, with a full refurbishment promised. Shels are faced with a choice of share, merge or die with their closest rivals.

The identity of the final club in Division 1 was up for grabs in 2014; following the disappearances of Kilkenny City, Kildare County, Mervue United, Monaghan United, Salthill Devon, Sporting Fingal and latterly Shamrock Rovers B in successive seasons, finding the correct team to make up the full complement was tough. There weren’t many applications, so the FAI turned to Cabinteely, from the affluent south Dublin suburbs to make up the numbers. The main problem was they played at Kilbogget Park, a public amenity shared with Seapoint RFC, where the only seats are the ones in the bar. I saw Dundalk lose 1-0 away to BATE in the first leg, over a couple of fine pints of black porter there, incidentally. A deal was struck with Blackrock RFC for a groundshare at Stradbrook, as the differing seasons for the two codes barely overlap, so Cabo joined the senior ranks in 2015. They promptly finished in last place, but unlike many other clubs, Cabinteely may just be here to stay.

A glorious Friday evening in July saw me take a scenic ramble from Dalkey to Blackrock, for Cabinteely’s home game against Waterford United, with Dublin Bay on one side and elegant seafront Georgian mansions on the other. Certainly, it was scenery dissimilar to many of my normal matchday vistas. The crowds of Premier Division games are announced, but not in Division 1. A rough estimate suggested to me that around 400, paying €10 a head, were gathered in the 3 sided ground. There was no cover; on the top side railway sleepers provided seating; or standing when it’s wet. The bottom side, fringed by trees that screened rugby training pitches, saw the 50 or so travelling supporters congregating by manager, and ex Carlisle boss, Roddy Collins and his team in the dug-out. The far goal immediately gave way to untilled soil, while the near goal boasted a changing room and bar complex, with tarmacked standing in front. Neat enough, but only Northern Alliance standards over here, even with the floodlights.

I watched with interest the pre-match rituals of the two sides; Cabinteely, managed by L of I legend Eddie Gormley were organised, business-like and enthusiastic in their drills and warm-ups. Waterford came out without the manager and had a game of five-a-side, amid much merriment. One team seemed professional and the other a pub team. The game was the first I’d ever seen officiated by a female referee in Ireland. Basically, she had little or nothing to do as the game followed a pattern I’ve become familiar with at First Division games; lovely control, quick feet, incisive passing, minimal tackling, endless offsides and abject shooting.  Pretty play with no end product; pleasing, but a slightly dull opening period.

During the second half, I took a wander round, noticing a complete gear change from Cabo, who won the game 2-0; the first an impressive free kick from distance and the second a powerful header from a pinpoint cross. Basically, Cabinteely are a very well run youth club team; almost like the Wallsend Boys Club of south Dublin, with dozens of teams at all ages, paying subs and volunteering to keep the project on track. Stewards, bar staff, club shop and catering operatives are all volunteers; relatives of players in all probability. On the pitch they are disciplined and organised, with a clear pattern of play I’m sure is replicated in their underage teams. Dissent simply is not tolerated; they never question any decisions. Waterford United had no answer to such organisation; they capitulated or tried to win it by shooting from impossible angles, while Collins raged on the touchline. Their support had hit the clubhouse by 80 minutes, muttering darkly about the death agonies of their club. Cabo’s fans applauded politely at full time; after all it’s only a game.



The following week, I had intended to watch Shelbourne away to Limerick, but the game was put back 24 hours because Limerick’s impending League Cup semi-final trip to Derry. Instead, I plucked my last low-hanging fruit, with a trip north to Drogheda United in County Louth, against Cabinteely. Limerick, along with Cobh, must wait until another year.  The first ground I saw that day was Gortakeegan, the currently disused home of the former Monaghan United; it looked in far better shape than the charmingly ramshackle United Park, which until recently had been called Hunky Dory’s Park, that Drogs call home. In the year of his death, this had nothing to do with David Bowie, but was the result of a sponsorship deal between the Diamond Drogs and County Louth’s very own Tayto Crisps.



Drogheda harbour promotion play-off ambitions and are well-placed to achieve this. Their star player and captain is former Sean Thornton, a former international with Premier League experience at sunderland in both their 19 point and 15 point relegation seasons. It didn’t come off for him this game though; Cabo were as disciplined and organised as they were the week before and a frustrated Thornton was replaced on the hour. The game saw both teams employ a short, neat passing game, utterly without a cutting edge. Just as it seemed the only risk to a blank scoreline would be a moment of inspiration or insanity, Aaron Ashe swooped on a loose ball and drove it into the bottom corner. One goal was enough and the 500 Drogs fans, complete with obligatory drummer, went wild at full time. The 11 Cabo stalwarts shrugged their shoulders and made for the car park; it is only a game after all.

If the League of Ireland does go to a single division of 16 clubs, let’s hope it’s passion and achievements on the pitch that count. However, if it’s financial stability and a solid structure that guarantee a seat at the top table, Cabinteely are waiting quietly in the wings.



No comments:

Post a Comment