Friday, 17 April 2015

Funny Handshakes

Issue 7 of The Popular Side is out on Sunday 19 April. It's the best one yet; well worth £1 or £2 inc P&P via PayPal to iancusack@blueyonder.co.uk - here's a short article I've penned -:


Two years ago on the last day of the season, I was playing in goal for Wallsend Winstons away to Pennywell Comrades at Silksworth in Division 4 of the North East over 40s League. The sun was dazzling, the wind blustery and the rutted pitch rock hard. Ten minutes from time, we were leading 1-0 when their central midfielder chested down a clearance from our defence, let it bounce once and smashed it perfectly into the top left corner. I didn’t have a chance. I don’t think I even moved. At full time, the first player I sought out to shake hands with was the fella who’d just scored past me. Sometimes you just have to acknowledge when you’ve been done by a piece of audacious skill, even when lightning strikes twice. You see, the year before, also on the last day of the season, the same bloke playing for the same team on the same pitch had scored a similar goal to give them the lead in the opening 10 minutes. At half time they lead by that strike. Just as we cleared a corner, the whistle went. Stood next to me was the goal scorer’ we had a brief chat and a laugh about the quality of his strike, before joining our respective team mates for a team talk. Nobody complained about my conversation.

The hours and days following a predictable, but still gut-wrenching fifth successive derby defeat, where cowardice rather than incompetence was the root cause, may not be the ideal time to discuss the merits of Corinthian gestures to opposition players. However, the Tim Krul handshake with Jermaine Defoe has garnered as much condemnatory comment as John Carver’s alleged tactics in the game as a whole. To be perfectly frank, I am not a fan of Krul. I believed when he came into the team that we had the basis of a genuinely world class keeper, who combined the brilliant reflexes of Shay Given, the finest goalie and finest gentleman I have had the pleasure of seeing play for Newcastle United in the 42 years I’ve followed us, with a physical presence that enabled him to command the area. However, as is so often the case with players of genuine talent at our club, initial promise has not translated into fulfilled potential. Undoubtedly Krul is a very good keeper, but he should be better; his distribution is atrocious and more concerning, he is highly susceptible to shots close to his body, resulting in a significant number of “soft” goals conceded.

Jermaine Defoe did not score a soft goal; he scored a wonder strike that was almost as good as Lauren Robert’s brace against Spurs in 2003. Krul was not unprofessional in congratulating Defoe; indeed it was the opposite, as he demonstrated an awareness of the craft and skill of a fellow professional doing his job to the best of his ability. Of course if Sky hadn’t intrusively poked their lens into the tunnel, we’d have been none the wiser about Krul’s gesture and about 50% of the NUFC related Twitter traffic on Easter Monday wouldn’t have been generated. There are many things to fulminate about our players these days, being a good sport isn’t one of them. Condemn Krul when he makes a mistake on the pitch, not when he doesn’t make one off it.



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