Thursday, 8 May 2014

In Through The Out Door



Sat in the Directors’ Box at St. James Park, I felt strange. Only vaguely engaged by the game being played out in front of me, my thoughts turned from events on the pitch to the knots of fans directly opposite in the East Stand, passionately engaged in the struggle for their team’s future, many of whom nonetheless drifted away long before the contest was finally over, the enormous swathes of empty seats in the stadium and the collection of mainly middle aged men, largely attired as if for a wedding reception, who sat around me, idly chatting, networking and luxuriating in the reflected glamour that a seat in corporate hospitality afforded them, rather than paying attention to the contest that had ostensibly drawn us there. They’d enjoyed a sumptuous pre match repast of Homemade Northumberland Broth, served with a Fresh Homemade Bread Roll, followed by Supreme of Chicken served with a Panache of Fresh Vegetables, Grated Dauphinoise Potatoes in a Sun Blushed Tomato, Shallot and Pancetta Sauce, topped off with Chocolate Mousse Tart swimming in Bailey’s Cream Raspberry Coulis and Crème Anglaise, while I’d been grafting on the far side of the stadium, selling programmes in return for zero financial reward, save the chance to hob nob with the beautiful people after the game.

Sadly, the Northern League Cup Final between Whitley Bay and Marske United went to extra time and by the time the unfancied side from the North Riding had claimed the trophy with a controversial 120th minute penalty, it was pushing 10 o’clock and so most people cleared off straight after the final whistle. I’d guess I was halfway back to the coast on the Metro by the time the Presentation was over. Still, despite the result, being among a crowd of 1,503 devotees of the local non-league game, was a wonderful occasion and affirmed to me that the Northern League, whose 125th season this game was the climax to, is the best place to watch football I can think of. How much more satisfying it was to be in SJP on Tuesday 6th May than it had been on Saturday 3rd when, swimming against the tide as ever, I’d skirted cabals of the disaffected early departed to patent the 84th minute walk-in.

It is now a month since I last blogged about Newcastle United. During this period of time, there has been nothing remotely worthy of celebration related to the club. While 6 successive defeats took place on the park, the litany of ludicrous weekly press conference witterings by Pardew veered from farcical to beyond parody. It is bad enough that his Friday banalities ruin the weekend for Newcastle supporters across the region and beyond, even before a goal has been needlessly conceded, without giving these outpourings of verbal effluent any degree of credibility by repeating them here. The man is a joke and he talks errant nonsense, but replacing him with another useful idiot seems to me a pointless act while Ashley remains in place. We would only be exchanging one simpering clown for another. Indeed it should also be unfortunately recognised that, despite the fact huge sections of the support have been roaring on Stoke City and Crystal Palace in the fervent hope NUFC could end up in the bottom half of the table, as a top 10 finish has, somehow, been secured, the manager has sickeningly earned himself a bonus for completing the task set for him before the season’s start. Consequently, despite the fact that pessimism related to next season’s presumed relegation is already approaching fever pitch among the support, though it is a fact that every summer since the advent of the 10/11 campaign, NUFC fans have assumed that we are going down (with the notable exception of 12/13 when we very nearly did), Pards is going absolutely nowhere; literally and metaphorically. This is despite the fact that the only reason the Mackems are staying up, regardless of their insane end of season away form, is that NUFC managed to present Poyet’s team with 6 points, undoubtedly demonstrating those on Wearside had a better season of it, regardless of league positions, than those on Tyneside. Unfortunately, in business, as in sport, people tend not to get sacked for doing the job their boss asked of them. In sport, as well as society, the actual point is we need to get rid of the bosses and replace them with the workers; this has never been more apparent than after the mealy-mouthed, contemptuous press release that was released to coincide with Lee Charnley’s appointment as Managing Director. I defy you not to read this incredible tissue of horseshit with imagining yourself as a pitchfork wielding medieval peasant hell-bent on slaying the evil lord of the manor…

“The Club has never been in such a stable and healthy financial position, which gives us the best possible platform from which to grow. I am confident that with our dedicated, hardworking and loyal employees, together with Alan Pardew and his backroom staff, we will progress the Club, both on and off the field over the coming years. Our immediate priority of course is to finish this season as strongly as possible. Our minimum target for this campaign was a top ten finish, but I can assure our supporters that everyone at Newcastle United will do their utmost to ensure the Club finishes in the highest league position it can. At the beginning of the season all our staff and players were incentivised should we finish in tenth position and above, and our commitment to achieving this will continue right up until the final whistle on 11th May. To their credit, the players, led by the captain, agreed to this incentive scheme despite our 16th place finish last season. Looking ahead to future seasons, our primary focus will remain the Premier League. Our preparations for the summer transfer window have already begun of course, and our challenge is to make sure we spend the funds we have available in a careful and considered way in order to ensure that we get the maximum benefit from every pound we invest in the squad. We will continue to operate in a financially responsible manner and live within our means. This Club is financially strong and there is money to spend if the deal is right and we are confident a player can add quality to the squad. That said, we will not pay over the odds or make knee-jerk decisions. Every player we sign represents a major investment and mistakes are costly which is why we will continue to be prudent in our transfer dealings. This is the reality of a well-run football club like ours. We can be proud that we already meet, and in fact exceed, the requirements of UEFA's Financial Fair Play regulations and in our latest set of published accounts we recorded a profit for our third consecutive year. We will continue to manage our finances in this sustainable manner and will not accrue debt in order to achieve short-term gains. It is also important that we don't over-promise and under-deliver for our supporters, players and staff. False expectations lead to disappointment and frustration, hence why we will keep our transfer business confidential and will not be drawn into commenting on the media speculation and rumour that exists in this digital world. As a board we will continue to make the final decisions on all player transfers. Clearly, however, the manager and his team have a very significant involvement in such decisions and will be instrumental in making recommendations in relation to the squad. Our transfer policy and strategy is very clear and will remain unchanged. We will focus on identifying and recruiting young players whose best years are ahead of them, which in nearly all cases means players in their early to mid-20s and not beyond. We don't look at transfer windows in isolation, but rather as a full trading year, and our intention for the first team is to sign one or two players per year to strengthen the squad. The Club has long been focused on keeping football affordable for our supporters and that will remain a priority for us. Our average attendance for league games so far this season has been more than 50,000, making us the third best supported club in England. We want to see St James' Park full throughout the season and we will continue to operate a ticketing policy and pricing structure that keeps Newcastle United one of the most affordable clubs in the Premier League, encouraging family attendance and rewarding our most loyal supporters with long-term price guarantees. We are also committed to our current strategy in relation to communication between the Club and its supporters. At the beginning of the season we launched a new Fans Forum, with members representing our diverse fanbase. It has been an open, honest and productive forum and it will continue to be our primary means of direct supporter communication and engagement. Of our three core income streams - broadcast, matchday and commercial - it is only our commercial income that we are able to affect to any great degree, especially given our commitment to keeping ticket prices affordable for our fans. We have made great strides in this respect recently, having secured the most lucrative sponsorship deal in the Club's history, with Wonga. We are delighted to have them as a partner from a commercial perspective but also because of their desire to work closely with our supporters and in our local community. This is our vision and strategy for the years ahead. The purpose of this statement is to communicate with our supporters in an open and transparent manner and we hope that it provides a clear outline of our intentions. We all want to see Newcastle United improve, but we are convinced that the best route to achieving this is to do so sustainably, building each season without risking the financial health and stability of the Club. I can assure supporters that the board and everyone associated with the Club aim to make Newcastle United the best it can be, pound for pound.”

I don’t know about you, but every syllable of that communication makes me feel ill; from the patronising tone, to the clear indication that the only signings we’ll make are loan ones, to the further confirmation that both Pards is a powerless puppet and that Ashley will continue to do what the hell he wants with the club, without deigning to explain or justify any of his actions at all. It’s precisely this kind of contemptuous, high-handed, dismissive communication, on top of the litany of other sleights against the club and the support, which is starting to turn everything related to Newcastle United completely poisonous. Ashley has been a toxic, malign influence for years now. Pards has gone from despised crony to sympathetic victim, via a brief period as assumed tactical genius (that should read opportunistic chancer), to playing the role of vacuous clown with the natural verve he now brings to the role. The players, many of whom are highly talented professionals, are neither coached nor motivated, intrinsically or extrinsically, to produce the kind of performances of which they are capable.

In truth, NUFC’s squad, with Cabaye, could have been 6th, without Cabaye but with Remy, could have been 8th, but without either of them, it has only maintained 9th spot because of a great pre-Christmas run and the shortcomings of others. Prior to Cardiff, the team had collected 4 wins and 1 draw from the previous 18 Premier League games; 13 points in almost half a season. The fact that nobody seems to care or accept responsibility, much less display an element of contrition relating to such appalling statistics, is why the support is starting to turn. Or so it seems anyway…

One of the ways this lack of engagement has been demonstrated is by the sheer amount of free tickets knocking around for home games. As I pointed out in my last NUFC blog, it took a superhuman effort to palm off a freebie for the Man United game, when I was at Heaton Stannington 2 Northallerton Town 1. I didn’t even try to get rid of the half a dozen unused ones I was offered for the Swansea game; what would be the point of offering them to friends or acquaintances? Who in their right mind would even thank you for giving them the chance to see that? Certainly I was far happier watching Longbenton see off West Allotment Reserves 2-0 in a Northern Alliance Division 2 fixture. Amazingly though, more than 50,000 people are still attending first team fixtures at St. James’ Park. I can’t even begin to explain why, much less understand that statistic.

The Monday night we lost 3-0 to Arsenal, I was watching Team Northumbria 0 West Auckland 3 in Northern League Division 1; decent game actually. In the hours and days following the predictable spineless capitulation at the Emirates, a campaign grew on social media for fans to stage a walk out at the Cardiff game to show their disapproval of Ashley, Pards or both. The suggestion was that after an hour, people should turn their backs on the game and leave the stadium. As ever with these sorts of suggestions, such as the infamous, stillborn Toon Poznan protest of 2011, there is always an element of concern with the legitimacy of those suggesting action. However, the proposal seemed to strike a chord and support for it among the on-line community grew as the week progressed. Here was something that was organic, spontaneous and from the grassroots; someone had suggested it and, by a process of Social Media Darwinism, it seemed to be gaining momentum. Quite how the success of such a protest could be measured was another matter entirely of course.

On Thursday 1st May, NUST held their first long-promised public meeting since their January 22nd AGM; it wasn’t the previously publicised “comedy” night with Gavin Webster, whose articles in The Mag I found far less amusing than Tony Pearson’s, but instead a forum to discuss Ashley’s proposed sale of a patch of land across from the Gallowgate that the Shepherd regime had earmarked as the potential site for a hotel and casino development, with the potential to further build upwards in that stand. The fact that NUFC are seeking to sell the land by itself, without planning permission, suggests two things; firstly the club has absolutely no interest in extending the ground and secondly the club’s motivation for the sale seems to be a desire to rid itself of an asset for a quick buck, as any land sale with planning permission would be more lucrative, but perhaps harder to achieve because of the particular niche market for the development mooted. 

In addition, it means the club will have zero further involvement in the land if and when it is sold, which is why NUST are seeking to make the land an Asset of Community Value which, while not stopping any sale, is a way of putting some pressure on potential developers to think of the consequences of building on that spot.
 
The meeting took place in The Mining Institute in Neville Hall and attracted an attendance of around 35, with an awful lot of scalp on show. While Supporters Direct spokesman Kevin Rye, a contributor to the Baltic Publications title FC Business gave a little homily about how hard he works and how much he has achieved, I looked around the room and estimated I knew about a third of those gathered, several of whom may not have had any involvement with current or former Baltic Publications titles. When the meeting broke up, the suggestion was to attend The Telegraph for a post-meeting pint, but as I’d been feeling vibes that suggested some of those gathered actually hated me more than Mike Ashley, we headed for The Bridge to watch Gateshead bravely hold on for a draw at Grimsby in their play-off game and for a debrief on what my companions and I had felt to be a productive, positive and worthwhile meeting.

I still had the caveat that I did not understand why the NUST Board had acted unilaterally in their response to this matter and not consulted with the ordinary membership before deciding on their course of action, but that could be seen as a procedural rather than a philosophical point.  However, the abiding feeling I had was positivity; if NUST could keep their promise of regular meetings with members and adopt a policy of openness, engagement and campaigning for change, then it is possible that they could have a central role to play in the fight for this club’s future, despite the atrocious faux pas related to the Fans Forum that leaves NUFC Fans United as the only credible conduit between the owners and support. Consequently, I went to bed on Thursday night in a contented frame of mind. On Friday morning however, came email news of the hijacking of the 60 minute walk-out campaign by NUST and the two former Baltic Publications titles, in favour of a 69 minute walk-out, as apparently this was seen, by whom I’m not sure, as a more significant time as it coincided with our last trophy. Why not 27 for our last title, 55 for our last FA Cup or even 07 to recognise when Scott Parker proudly waved the Inter Toto goblet above his head?

It must be stated immediately that at no point during Thursday’s NUST meeting was a 69 minute walk-out ever mentioned. However, less than 12 hours later, a social media firestorm had erupted that set fans at each other’s throats and subsequently, I believe, reduced the impact of the walk-out. As has been stated previously, the positive aspects of the proposed 60 minute walk-out were that it was spontaneous, organic and from the grassroots, giving a clear and unambiguous message that an element of the support was unhappy with the current state of affairs at the club. The crass tactical error of NUST’s dirigistic, Leninist insistence on a 69 minute walk-out was not only in muddying the waters, but the arbitrary imposition of their will and their agenda, in the face of something that had gained only positive comments in the days before NUST’s breakfast email on Friday. In effect, it seems to me that NUST, for the sake of media publicity, were perhaps unwittingly responsible for upsetting a section of our support and allowing many others to state, with some justification, that this is the problem with our fanbase; we can never agree on anything. Certainly if NUST insist on keeping the spirit of Gordon McKeag alive and aloof, then that will certainly be the case for a considerable while longer.


Personally, while I supported the aims of those who had announced they’d be observing the 60 minute walk-out, I had not intended to be anywhere near the Cardiff game. Killingworth Station 1 Blyth Town 4 in the Northern Alliance Premier Division was my game of the day, having carried my union banner at the Tyneside May Day March and Rally. However, full time at West Moor saw an express bus to the town pull up and, fifteen minutes later, I was walking into the Gallowgate with Newcastle 1-0 up. It was the first time I had entered the ground after the opening of the gates since May 13th 1989, when the dying embers of a 1-1 draw with Millwall that marked the end of an appalling campaign that had ended in relegation in last place, were enjoyed by around 400 hundred of us who’d decided not to join with the 14k others who’d paid for the pleasure of spending a sunny afternoon singing Sack The Board!  

Saturday May 3rd 2014 has an altogether different atmosphere than the game a quarter of a century previously. While intending to take a seat in the row behind where I used to sit, on the way there the first action I saw was Remy putting Newcastle 2-0 up. The photograph I took from the lower Gallowgate shows just how full the Milburn and Leazes stands were so late in the game, as was the East Stand. It seemed to me the only significant departures had been from the Strawberry Corner of the Gallowgate, which contained significant numbers of empty seats. However it must be conceded that certainly no more than 10% of the crowd had left the ground before the final whistle. Obviously I too left at that point; watching a lap of honour was not something I was prepared to do, even if I had just seen 2 goals in 5 minutes for absolutely nothing. If the fact that 50,000 turn up regularly surprises me, then I am absolutely stunned by estimates of 8,000 people staying behind to allow the players to complete a lap of honour. And I’m one of those in May 1987 who demanded the players come out to see us after we’d lost 3-0 at home to Charlton Athletic, but had secured top flight survival…

Being objective, I felt the atmosphere in the ground during the Cardiff game was surprisingly equable; though the unstinting positivity of Gateshead’s fans on the Sunday in their memorable 3-1 win over Grimsby put the NUFC support in context. Indeed, so did the wish of Gateshead’s players to pass the ball around and not aimlessly hoof it up field like Pards has his lot doing. Amazing to think that Gary Mills is exactly the same age as the hapless incumbent at SJP; I wonder what the relative approval ratings of supporters would be. Actually, I don’t need to wonder at all.



What are we to conclude from Saturday’s events? Well, it is an undeniable fact that whether you left after 60 minutes, 69 minutes, full time or the lap of honour or even if you didn’t attend the game at all, we are all Newcastle United fans of equal worth, equal validity and entitled to an equal say in our club. Perhaps the walk-out would have been more popular if the message had not been confused by NUST’s announcement or if the team had been losing. However, we will never know if this is the case. It is instructive to any and all of us who think the time is ripe for revolution among the support that perhaps we have a long, long way to go. In 1989, the first home game after relegation saw nearly 26,000 attend a 5-2 victory over Leeds United, whilst a boycott of games under the then McKeag Regime was in place; how naïve some of us were in trusting the Hall family to philanthropically save the club. In 2009, the first home game post relegation saw us defeat Reading 3-0 with a Shola hat trick in front of 37,000. If there is to be a mass desertion through anger, apathy or any other emotion, I would suggest this is the figure that would indicate action or indeed inaction has replaced grumbling. Gateshead overcoming Cambridge at Wembley could be crucial in this instance.


However, the main lesson to be drawn from this is the one I’ve been trumpeting all along; whoever manages or plays for Newcastle United, or wherever the club finishes in the table is immaterial under the present ownership. We need Ashley OUT and 100% Fan Ownership IN, though I would be prepared to accept 51% as a transitional demand.  I don’t expect this to happen overnight, but remember Ashley has been here since 2007; Newcastle United have been around since 1892. Our day will come.

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