Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Filthy Lucre




Tuesday 9th October marked a watershed in shirt sponsorship deals; when it was assumed by fans and media commentators alike that all questions of just what was ethically repugnant and morally reprehensible to sports fans had finally been answered, new depths were plumbed. I’m talking about the decision of Meath’s county GAA board to strike a deal with Tayto Park (www.taytopark.ie), the potato crisp Disneyland just outside Ashbourne off the N2. In County Meath, they may have a high transfat snack product on their shirts, but they also have the East Meath Credit Union providing affordable financial solutions for ordinary people in that area. 

Meanwhile, the clownish circus at the bottom of Barrack Road that simply keeps on creating copy for the Fourth Estate, announced that squalid loan sharks Wonga had handed over something in the region of £24m to get their names on the front of Newcastle United shirts, rumoured to be made by Sondico in future, from the start of the 2013/2014 season. However, as a simpering codicil to the deal, the ground would be renamed St. James’ Park, which was all anyone had called it any way, other than quisling apologists for the Ashley administration. Indignation swiftly followed; some of it opportunistic and false, especially among the jaded NUJ contingent and some of it passionate and heartfelt in the NUFC family. Attending Whitley Bay 4 Marske United 0 that night, I spent much of the time with The Independent’s Martin Hardy, who reacted with genuine disgust to the news and fair play to him for that, as many of his colleagues saw the deal as simply another wearisome opportunity to give the club, and especially the support, an on-line shoeing.

As ever, the international break had been viewed by the current “owners” of the club as the appropriate time to launch yet another initiative that seemed, on the surface, designed, as per usual, to piss off the fan base and allow for some shallow handwringing and petty point scoring by the various hacks and scribes on both local and national titles. The Grauniad’s self-mythologizing narcissist David Conman took time out from retweeting obsequious praise of his latest dull book to fire off some sombre and shallow pronouncements that were gobbled up by similar ahistorical chuckleheads, meaning they could temporarily abandon their endless questioning of the validity of Graham Carr’s role and his 8 year contract.

Of course, criticism of Pardew and his team’s similar long term deals has pointedly been lacking; then again the chance of another day’s work experience at Darsley Park and an opportunity to hobnob with the first team squad may mean it’s hard to judge people who’ve splendidly indulged you in the past. This is especially important when one considers that the new sponsors have offered to set up meetings with fans’ leaders in the future, considering some of the fiercest critics of this deal are ones who’ve been the most keen to spend time with club top brass, from Chris Mort onwards, at various times in the past; perhaps they may exploit any opportunity to hook up with the current “owners” or their underlings, not to mention Wonga apparatchiks in the future. Who can tell?



Much of the criticism, both from fans and journalists, has centred on the “morality” or otherwise of the deal and Wonga as a company. It seems that the use of such terms within the context of football arguments has steadily been gaining popularity, perhaps since the 1998 News of the World sting involving Hall fils and Shepherd that became known by the vile soubriquet, Toongate. I am not happy with the loose bandying about of the term “morality,” as it generally seems to be a lazy, catch-all explanation by many users for why the opposing point of view is wrong, rather than looking in detail at the mechanics of the deal. Money lending is wrong, according to both Christianity and Islam; this makes it immoral to adherents of these religions. Yet much of the criticism of this deal is based either on aesthetic grounds, in terms of the media profile and public image of Wonga, or because of the business practices of a company that charge 4,217% on their pay day loans.

The former argument is specious, as it presupposes that other companies, regardless of their business practices, will be more acceptable, because of their advertising campaigns or the product they sell. In harking back to the days of Northern Rock, surely far more NUFC minded people suffered penury and financial hardship as a result of that, previously long-respected and popular local business hitting the buffers than Wonga? The latter argument is about the ethics of how the sponsors operate; undeniably, Wonga prey upon vulnerable people in this harsh economic climate and that stinks. It’s a repulsive way to make a living and my conscience wouldn’t allow me to drive people to the verge of destitution as a way of making a living.  

Sadly, we are talking about capitalism; a system without conscience existing purely to make money for the ruling elite by exploiting the working class. Pre-paid electricity and gas meter cards that are set at a tariff considerably higher than the ordinary charges for punters paying monthly by direct debit, cash machines in corner booze shops that charge £3 for the privilege of accessing the customer’s money, endless parades of fast food outlets offering diabetes, obesity and early death to young and old alike, sub-standard health, education, welfare and housing facilities; Cash Convertors (sponsors of Hull City don’t forget) on every high street; this is the reality of poverty under capitalism. Let us not delude ourselves, Wonga are no better or worse than any other financial corporation or multinational company operating in the world today; many of who, such as Capital One with the League Cup or our soon to be ex-sponsors Virgin Money, have taken the cynical opportunity of associating their rapacious brand with a football club.

Let’s be clear about this; “morality” and capitalism are mutually exclusive terms. As fans, we have the right to object, vociferously if needed, about the deal, but it can’t end with just a few random moans and groans. The deal must not be viewed simply as another snide attempt to wind us up by Ashely and Llambias, so getting angry about it is pointless; look at things from a wider perspective. We must be tough on poverty and tough on the causes of poverty, to bastardise a phrase; save questions of “morality” for discussions about why John Terry got away with a 4 game ban for racially abusing Anton Ferdinand. Fair play to PFA leader Clarke Carlisle for putting his head above the parapet and announcing he feels the ban is disproportionately minor for the transgression Terry was found guilty of; racism in the game is decidedly immoral.

On Tuesday afternoon, I was approached by The Independent to provide a 400 word comment piece on the Wonga deal. I took the opportunity, with some misgivings, as I prefer not to react to events immediately, but to take a longer term view on them. Xhou Enlai’s 1971 comment when asked about the importance of the French Revolution of 1789, it’s too early to tell, being a particular favourite of mine. However, with apologies for the telegraphed nature of my thoughts imposed on me by the constraints of the word limit, this is what I had to say -:

The news that Newcastle United’s first team shirts will next season carry adverts for Wonga has left me feeling particularly underwhelmed; I neither rejoice nor despair at this deal with a crowd of on-line usurers of dubious provenance. Frankly, having seen the effects of last summer’s pitiful lack of investment in the squad in the shape of a 3-0 loss to Manchester United exposing further our stretched, injury ravaged squad in dire need of a right back and centre half, I am forced to state that there are more things to worry about in this world than the morality of the company sponsoring my football team. After the international break, our team travel to Wearside; that fixture is occupying more of my thoughts that next season’s shirt sponsor. If this sponsorship brings in 3 new players in January, I’ll willingly suspend my disapproval.

In terms of damage to the north east region, I’d imagine the products that rolled from the former Scottish & Newcastle Brewery opposite the ground blighted more lives, both instrumentally and influentially, than Wonga has, thus far. I don’t wish to be flippant but mere outrage at this sponsorship deal is simply a waste of breath; rather like the mendacious, provocative renaming of St. James’ Park, the machinations of the current owners will be met initially with an indignant clamour that gives way to a contemptuous distaste. No-one ever referred to the ground as anything other than St. James’ Park anyway.

As regards the betrayal of those suffering under the yoke of poverty, or whatever else this deal is supposed to have resulted in, it seems fair to ask just where were the howls of derision in the environs of Bloomfield Road or Tynecastle when Wonga struck deals in the past. If this arrangement means my team can dismantle their local rivals 5-1 in the cup final, as Hearts did last season, then I say bring it on, even if Hibs are my Scottish team.

Frankly, as a Marxist and a passionate believer in supporter ownership, I can’t imagine a situation whereby I would approve of the business practices of any commercial partners, though this old punk would die happy if Rough Trade records decided to sponsor my club.

I don’t think I expressed myself particularly eloquently, but at least The Independent didn’t traduce me in the way the loathsome Grauniad did back in 2007.



In many ways, it is more than annoying that the Wonga deal has been announced at this point in the season, as it deflects attention from the football activities of the club which, during the period since I last commented, have seen the team take steps forward, backwards and sideways akin to a series of complicated dance steps that remain impossible to learn. Away points at Everton and Reading were garnered in a pair of 2-2 draws that combined abysmal opening halves, astute tactical readjustments and a brace of Demba Ba goals in each. Equally important, the rub of the refereeing green has been with us on each occasion, making displeasure at Cisse’s “goal” versus Manchester United less than credible, as we remain 2-1 up on dodgy decisions. Perhaps it is true; the big clubs, like us, get all the decisions against the smaller ones. I have to say that Demba Ba’s honesty about his handball goal at the Madjeski proved yet again that the man is an absolute gentleman; what a wonderful ambassador for the club he is.

Europe has been intriguing. Last Thursday’s 3-0 battering of Bordeaux, easily the season’s best performance, was as heralded as it was unexpected. I’d gone there in full expectation we would lose 2-0 as Bordeaux, despite their collapse after the second goal went in, are a handy outfit. The youngish nature of the crowd, on the back of dirt cheap tickets for under 18s, added some sparkle and verve to the atmosphere, as well as allowing me to get in for £5; it wasn’t a deliberate fraud on my part, just an administrative error, acting as an example of my technological incompetence when buying tickets for Ben and his mates on line. Somehow I ended up with an extra one about four rows behind them; still it was nice to be back in the Gallowgate centre, without wanting to repeatedly ploat the gobshites who used to sit behind me in the face, as obviously they weren’t there. They’d have hated the comfortable win and encouraging performance. While Tiote is more Rambo than Rimbaud, he put his “Season in Hell” behind him to run the game, with his withdrawal for Gosling being akin to replacing Unknown Pleasures on the turntable with Black Lace’s Greatest Hits. On National Poetry Day, it was fitting that Yohan Cabaye’s glorious cross field ball to Obertan that set up the opener was as beautifully crafted as Baudelaire’s verse. The less said about the bladdered streaker who emerged from the Strawberry Corner after Cisse wrapped up the scoring the better; suffice to say our visitors from the Gironde no doubt viewed this spectacle of contemporary interpretative dance with Gallic indifference, as the rest of us cringed.

Prior to this, the banal 0-0 away to Maritimo had seen 2 points tossed away in what appeared to be a belated pre-season friendly; a shadow squad playing in an almost empty ground with a tea-time kick-off, while numerous chances are spurned with indulgent smirks by the perpetrators. While Vukic continues to underachieve and Marveaux and Gosling demonstrate they provide nothing for the team, bizarrely, only Rob Elliott, seen as the weakest player in the first team squad at the season’s start, has enhanced his reputation, both in Funchal and in the predictable 2-1 loss at Old Trafford in the League Cup. Apparently, it’s the Capital One cup now, but I’m choosing its original name, more out of habit than indignation at the thought of moneylenders cosying up to the Football League’s temple. In all seriousness, when Newcastle qualified for the Europa League at the end of last season, my first thought was how it would mean another season of failure in the League Cup; don’t get me wrong, even if we’d put out a first choice XI and won in Manchester, the next round’s draw at Chelsea would have probably seen us out on our arses. Unfortunately it now means, the season will consist of attempting to qualify for a Europa League competition we seem indifferent to this time around; Newcastle United could be renamed FC Tautology.

On the basis of home league performances, we will struggle to match last season’s league placing, but we knew that when the chance to augment the squad was passed up in the summer. The 1-0 home win over Norwich wasn’t the most convincing, but thankfully we were only up against Comrade Chris and his meagre store of tactical acumen; in the absence of Peter Lovenkrands, he was only able to bring on Grant Holt. Just when we looked vulnerable, and the unnecessary indulgent arrogance of allowing Cisse to take a penalty that would have won us the game seemed ready to haunt us, the Canaries restricted themselves to blasting aimless high balls to someone who looks like an extra from The Bill and we saw the game out. I didn’t make the Manchester United game, selling my ticket on to the incoming Boyle & Maynooth Flying Column, but, farcical defending in the opening 15 minutes apart, it was a far better performance than the Norwich one. That is of no consequence in the long run as three points were lost, almost entirely down to weaknesses in the team. To be frank, I’ve conceded loads of goals like the one Harper let in from Cleverley; then again, I’m 48 and play in division 4 of the North East over 40s league.  Looking at the current playing staff,it is blindingly obvious a centre back, a right back and a striker would do wonders for the squad; you know it, I know, Pardew knows it, probably even Llambias knows it. The time to buy them was last summer; we didn’t and we’ve failed to progress. 

With the Mackems on the horizon, January’s window looks a long way off; 17 games away to be precise, 13 of them in the league. In this context, it’s hard not to demand the club spends big to make up for the smug prudence of the summer; perhaps Wonga can forward us the money. I wish I was joking…

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