Tuesday 20 August 2019

Happy Listening

There's some good sounds around at the minute -:


MUSIC:

When Trembling Bells called it a day last September, I was stunned. What would the constituent members of the finest group I’d discovered in 10 years do next? Thankfully, it’s all been good; Simon Shaw has released the debut Youth of America album, while Alex Neilsen, under the Alex Rex brand, had produced the stunning Otterburnand will be at The Cumberland in early September to finish off his next tour. Rather pleasingly, Lavinia Blackwall and most of Stilton started off their summer jaunt at the same venue at the end of June. Having already released the jaunty and joyous 7” Waiting for Tomorrow, there was an indication of what direction Lavinia is heading. Certainly, the most important thing to note is that she and Marco are divinely happy and incredibly comfortable creating new, different and better art. In the Bells, Lavinia didn’t write the words she sang, so the fact this venture allows her to create the whole songs, including the lyrics, means she seems to be singing with more belief. It is wonderful to see, as well as hear on the latest single Troublemakers and the absolutely stand out number, Ivy Ladder. The plan is to record the full album to be released early next year and then tour again. I simply can’t wait.

In ordinary times, specifically those when Alex Neilsen didn’t release Otterburn, there would be no doubt that Shellac’s double album of tracks recorded for separate John Peel sessions in 1994 and 2004, would be the year’s most lauded disc. As it is, it comes in second (so far), but remains a titanic set of both restrained and untamed existential fury and angst. Shellac are the only band I know whose humans are in control but whose instruments aren’t. These 12 cuts, opening with a relentless version of Spoke, a track that wouldn’t see the light of day after this performance until 2007’s Famous Italian Greyhound, constantly jostle and kick against the normative preconceptions of the power trio structure. Witness Canada; recorded in the 1994 session and again in 2004. There‘s a hypnotic melodicism in Albini’s singing, but where the 1994 version is wound tightly around the rhythmic crunch of Bob Weston’s low bass, the 2004 version features the band singing the theme song from the Canadian TV sketch show Great White North, as they’ve done live, and a markedly slower pacing to the tinny riffs that lurch the song forward. First version is unsettling, while second version is terrifying. The second session, featuring classics such as Billiard Player Song and Il Porno Star was recorded with a live studio audience shortly after Peel’s untimely death and feels like a service of celebration of the great man’s life. The End of Radio features Albini narrating from the perspective of the last DJ on earth. The title track is the key song on this release; a postmodern masterwork, balancing Albini’s nihilism with an evergreen critique of the centrality of mass media. To Albini and plenty of other fans at the time, a post-Peel radio landscape clearly felt like the end of something, as the man who saw potential in Albini’s earliest works was dead. Of course, Shellac had a message for listeners at home: “John Peel was a hell of a man. This session tonight, it’s the end of radio!” An utterly essential purchase.


Probably the only Trembling Bells related release I didn’t pick up on during the group’s lifetime was Mike and Solveig’s Here Comes Today, which I’m delighted to say has been repressed in CD form, enabling me to pick it up at the Lavinia gig at the back end of June. Mike Hastings is a magnificent guitarist of the old school; folk, psych, prog and blues stylings come naturally to him and it is a joy to see him rocking out on stage. However, this album is a much quieter beast, where Mike’s riffing is restricted to plucking and strumming by Solveig’s accompanying studious violin and fragile vocals. In many ways, this would appeal to those who enjoy left-field eccentricity from the likes of Doctor Strangely Strange, where surreal whimsy stands shoulder to shoulder with gentle, introspective songwriting of an impressive standard. I sincerely hope to see Mike back with a band soon, but it is reassuring to know he has the ability to effortlessly switch genres when required.

Heading down to Ben’s MA graduation in July, I picked up a copy of the latest issue of The Wire. It came with a free double CD that I’ve not worked up the courage to listen to yet, but more importantly it introduced me to the County Leitrim based post rock outfit Woven Skull; a band highly unlikely to regurgitate a rake of pints from The Anchorage all along the Shannon’s side in Carrick of a Friday or Saturday night. I have to say though, having been tempted into ordering their self-titled album on account of the fact most of their releases were on long sold out C90s and so on, this lot have the potential to replicate Godspeed You! Black Emperor in my affections. Describing their art as “minimal psychedelic repetitions made inside of haunted forests and burning bogs,” the quartet are comprised of: Ailbhe Nic Oireachtaigh, Aonghus McEvoy, Natalia Beylis and Willie Stewart. The four of them deserve immediate membership of Aosdána for the hypnotic, minimal perfection of the tumultuous opening track; Exile On Warren Street, though the rest of the album is pretty fucking special as well. Their home county is known as Lovely Leitrim; it’s a description I’d adhere to and Woven Skull produce the loveliest sounds from Manorhamilton to Roosky (the nice bit that’s not in Roscommon anyway).

It’s not exactly a secret that I’ve been a devotee of The Wedding Present for more than 3 decades now. Indeed, I’m looking forward to the 30th anniversary tour of Bizarro arriving in Newcastle at the end of October. Unlike other bands, such as The Fall, The Mekons, Teenage Fanclub or Trembling Bells, I don’t have everything TWP, or David Gedge to be more specific, have ever released; firstly, I lived a kind of semi-nomadic existence without regular access to a gramophone in the 1984 to 1988 period, meaning I only bought records infrequently, often relying on stuff taped from John Peel to stay abreast. Secondly, I thought most of the stuff Cinerama did was bland drivel. Certainly, that isn’t a charge that could be levelled at the gloriously ramshackle debut single the Weddoes released 35 years ago now; Go Out and Get ’Em, Boy and (The Moment Before) Everything’s Spoiled Again are as vital and compelling as the day they were released. News that Optic Nerve Records were rereleasing this single brought joy to my heart; I’d long coveted a copy. Optic Nerve made me wait well over 6 months to get my copy, with no explanation for the delay, so I’d be wary ever doing business with them again as any enquiry as to the delay was contemptuously rebuffed. In complete contrast, Come Play With Me Records delivered the new Weddoes single (a 10” picture disc if you please), Jump In, The Water’s Fine backed by Panama, the day it was due to be released. Fair play to them for that, though I’m not so sure about the music contained within just yet. The b-side is a straightforward latter day TWP thumpalong, but the main track seems to be less than the sum of its parts, starting with a tremendous clatter but degenerating into fairly formless power ballad pretension. I need to reinvestigate this one sharpish.

Quite unbelievably, the first gig I got to this year was BMX Bandits, for the first time in 30 years, at the Head of Steam on May 17th. Of all the possible venues Duglas and his band could have played, the Head of Steam basement is possibly only trumped by the Riverside in terms of unsuitability. Bad sound and no decent vantage points on account of zero stage elevation. Ho-hum, at least the band were great. Despite Duglas’s rise to prominence alongside the other heroes of Bellshill, Teenage Fanclub, his strongest influences and antecedents aren’t to be found the guitar-driven pop of Big Star or The Byrds. On the night of the Eurovision Contest, Duglas showed that the lush strings and continental cool of Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, or even Tony Hatch and Jackie Trent, are where his heart lies. If you don’t believe me, search out his bon chansons on the gentle and joyful BMX Bandits Live Forever set that Elefant put out a couple of years back.


The second gig I got to this year was The Burning Hell at the Cobalt Studios, which was the first time I’d been to this cute and comfy Ouseburn backwater. Arriving just in time to miss Nev Clay as support and be harangued by an apologetic TERF for my stance on trans sexual politics, it was a relief to catch up with Canada’s cutest export. Expanded to a 4 piece since last December’s Cluny 2 show, they put in their usual marvellous performance, sprinkling a few new numbers among the old favourites. They were a delight to catch up with afterwards, especially as I got to introduce my Canadian pal David to them, resulting in much reminiscing about DeGrassi Junior High. Even better, their Bangers & Mash CD of cover versions was available; you really ought to hear their impeccable takes on Dolly Parton 9 to 5, Pink Floyd’s Bike, Joni Mitchell’s Carey and Dylan’s Love Minus Zero / No Limit. They are a truly lovable and eccentric band.

Talking of lovable and eccentric Canadians; my pal David presented me with a trio of class craft ales and lost grunge heroes Unwound’s 1994 album, Fake Train, for my recent birthday. It is a bit of a minor classic, made when the band had unhitched their wagon from the tiresome brain drain hardcore train and started to record something a lot looser and more creative. Instead of machine-gun drums and cut throat yowling, the gaps and repetition to be found in numbers like the impressive opener Dragnalus or the stupendous, Sonic Youth circa Bad Moon Rising tinged instrumental Were, Are and Was or Is, show a band evolving far beyond the 90-second straightjacket of powerchord shoutalongs. I had honestly never heard of Unwound before I was presented with this disc; I am more than delighted to have been introduced to them.

In some ways, I hoodwinked myself into purchasing Professor Yaffle’s A Brand New Morning believing that, on account of the fact it was a double album, it would be an acid drenched psych and prog wig out in the manner of Amon Duul II meets Ten Years After. It isn’t. Professor Yaffle are Liverpool based and so, it is of no surprise that there are hints of the articulate singer / songwriter intelligent pop from the likes of Michael Head, Candy Opera, the Icicle Works and a dozen other Merseyside outfits you could mention, though with added sitar, table and reed flourishes that do hint at a none too subtle 60s Astral Weeks influence. It’s good, but I wonder whether, allowing for the fact much of the splendid instrumentation is either or both acoustic and restrained, judicious editing could have pared this back to a single killer disc as there seems to be a fair bit of filler on here, with noodling towards the coda a regular feature. However, tracks such as Flying, A Brand New Morning and All in Your Mind make the venture a worthwhile one. In addition, the cover looks absolutely beautiful and at £7 for the CD, this is a steal. On balance, it is well worth buying.

BOOKS:

The arrival of a new James Elroy novel is always a time to be treasured. Almost 5 years on from Perfidia, the second volume of his Second LA Quartet, This Storm is upon us. Stylistically, we are back in the dance band era (Count Basie and Duke Ellington are peripheral namechecks) and Elroy’s prose fittingly echoes the swoops, swirls and improvised takes on the insistent rhythms of the time. We aren’t among the machine gun blasts of harsh monosyllabic plot delivery of The Cold Six Thousand; instead we are immediately embraced by the poetic embrace of the seductive yet sordid LA demi monde of early 1942, where Dudley Smith’s malfeasance is as commonplace as Barbara Stanwyck’s sapphic nymphomania. Within 10 pages, we are at home and at ease with characters and settings that fit us like the tailored sap gloves used to take Orson Welles down a peg or two for coming onto the Dudster’s latest squeeze. Unlike other Elroy novels, the plot is contained by a modest three strands that, as ever, are perfectly resolved in the denouement. This is little gore and only two heartbreaking deaths of characters we’ve grown to love. It is almost as if the Devil Dog has grown affectionate as he embraces his 70s. Who can tell? Roll on the next instalment.

Since becoming involved in the Lit Zine world about 5 or 6 years back, there are two actual genii I’ve come across in that time; firstly, there is Holly Watson, whose delightful Coventry Conch series of memoirs of a Midlands upbringing in the 80s and 90s deserves to be made accessible to a wider audience, in both written and spoken forms. Secondly, there is Michael Keenaghan; the finest exponent of hard-boiled London noir violent short fiction imaginable. This fabulously talented member of the Irish diaspora writes brutal, convincing, tautly plotted and realistically voiced slices of gangsta, gang, cop and robber short fiction. There is no conscience. There is no happy ending. Broadwater Farm Blues, a single-story chapbook from East London Press, is as good as anything you’ll read this year and better than the dross churned out by the John King wannabes from the M25 EDL lickarse gang. This is strongly recommended.

I’d strongly recommend you avoid Elaine O’Connell-Gray’s deceitful and overtly sentimental soi disant (auto)hagiography, The Prostitute of Felling. Running to just over 90 pages, this rancid book of lies drips with insincere, self-serving rewrites of history. While the author has suffered from mental illness for most of her life, this is no reason to tell lie after lie in the hope of excusing her repugnantly selfish conduct, motivated entirely by money no doubt, towards her parents. However, since the audience for this fraudulent and poorly structured version of Mein Kampf will be the barely literate scions of the most despicable woman ever to live on Monksfeld and a slack handful of socially inadequate vanity-publishing losers, it doesn’t really matter. O’Connell-Gray is a failure as a human being; other weak failures from Spain to the Spanish City will lap up this prosaic excrement and pay for the privilege.

TELEVISION:

Being honest, other than the news, sport and the occasional documentary, I’m not a great watcher of television. However, I made an exception for George Clooney’s superb adaption of Joseph Heller’s classic novel, Catch 22. I adored the book when I first read it as a scrofulous undergraduate, in awe at Heller’s asynchronous narrative and parade of surreal idee fixe characters, which Mike Nichols melded into a flawed but fascinating film. On my MA course, I grew even more enamoured with Heller’s novel, though the long-time coming follow-up, Closing Time, was disappointingly flat. No matter, this 6-part dramatization of the novel was simply immaculate; stripped of much of the experimental artifice and pretension of the original, it was a chronological take on the book that is best described as Jarhead for the Glenn Miller generation.  Beautifully shot and superbly cast with actors who made you believe in their characters, it is a deceptively brutal takedown of military idiocy and obstinate, by the book, rule of law. What begins as a gentle then horrific character-driven tale turns into an uncompromising castigation of the meaningless and destructive nature of war, where the decisions of one’s own higher-ups can be infinitely more terrifying than the strategy of the opposition. A worthy interpretation of the great American novel and a truly great show in its own right.

Sunday 11 August 2019

Brucellosis

Congratulations to Mr Fishcake & Chips for an amazing start at a packed SJP today. You've ruined my birthday you do realise? Anyway here's an article about Brooooth I've penned for the new issue of STAND, which is out soon -:


At the start of a season where Wigan Athletic have revealed a new pie-themed mascot, it seems somehow fitting that a former manager of theirs, who appears to be the walking embodiment of a diet based on Greggs’ steak bakes topped up with 3 fishcake suppers a day, has found himself in the news in an area where yesterday’s papers aren’t merely chip wrappers, but historical artefacts to be pored over in search of meaning in an anarchic world. Steve Bruce, a man whose managerial efforts have united supporter opinion in the cities of Birmingham and Sheffield, is now in the SJP hotseat, doing his best to reap waves of contempt from fans athwart both the Tyne and the Wear. The real story, of course, is just how do Newcastle United manage to unfailingly make themselves the laughing stock of the football world each summer?

Last season ended on something of a high; an absolute thrashing of already relegated Fulham on the final day, with 4,000 away fans arriving on the Middlesex station in a mass flotilla of booze cruise party boats. All of them plastered; all of them singing the name of Rafa Benitez. The Magpies’ second season back in the Premier League had followed the pattern of the first; relative inaction and radio silence for the majority of the summer, panic buys of a series of relatively unknown C list players with the deadline looming, dismal early season form, Benitez absolving himself of all blame for the hideous anti-football on display and suggesting it would take a miracle to survive, humiliating losses in the Cups, then a post-Christmas purple patch that sees previously unheralded signings, presumably now sufficiently moulded into the Benitez method, play like Champions League candidates, resulting in mid table security that is gratefully gobbled up by unquestioning replica-clad adherents. Rinse and repeat on a slo-mo rollercoaster of mediocrity, with the ground almost always selling out, as there are 40,000 happy clappers, prepared to watch whatever is placed in front of them and 5,000 malcontents squaring the circle, without a hint of irony, by abusing Mike Ashley and simultaneously lining his pockets. That said, the smaller than usual away following to a friendly at Hibs disgraced themselves with pro Yaxley-Lennon songs, showing that if you scrape away all the decent sorts among the support, only the dross remains.

This summer, something changed at NUFC. Everyone knew Benitez’s contract was up on June 30th, so the logical assumption, bearing in mind the labyrinthine renewal discussions had been on-going for almost a year, was that Rafa would get his way and win this battle of wills by signing an improved deal. Of course, most fans believed this improved deal would be focussed on more cash for players, not a reputed 25% hike for El Jefe, who was already trousering £6m per annum. There had been whispers and rumours, growing louder and more pervasive by the day, that an impasse had been reached and Benitez had cleared his desk at the training ground, so the announcement on June 24th that he wouldn’t be the manager next season, wasn’t entirely unexpected. Cue a period of intense and undignified public mourning on social media; the premature adulation afforded to Benitez for failing to prevent relegation and sleepwalking to the Championship title playing turgid, safety-first football regardless of opponent, then 2 seasons of treading mud in the top flight meant all logical criticism went out the window, to the extent that anyone questioning any aspect of Rafa’s rule was immediately branded an Ashley apologist.

It is an oft repeated accusation in the bargain bucket sections of the media that Newcastle United fans are delusional in wanting top 6 football whatever the cost. Of course, that is aberrant claptrap; where Newcastle fans are actually delusional is in terms of accepting a 10 game streak without winning a game from the start of last season, including 5 successive home defeats, was nothing to do with the manager who picks, trains and coaches the team, but everything to do with the owner. Benitez, in the main, sleepwalked his way through the Newcastle job and it shouldn’t go unnoticed that his salary-doubling £12m a year job in China was announced within a week following his departure from Newcastle, where he’d not been able to put pen to paper on a new deal after 8 months of interminable wrangling over the small print.

If Twitter were the real world, we’d have been involved in a bloody Civil War since the day of the Brexit referendum. However, it isn’t reality, which is why the grammatically offensive venting of a few thousand NUFC supporting hotheads around the #BoycottArsenal hashtag will never amount to anything more than a hill of beans. Let’s be clear about this; Mike Ashley is a toxic and pernicious influence on Newcastle United and it is my fondest wish that the club were rid of him and 100% supporter owned. I have no intention of defending him, mainly because I have long since given up on even trying to understand the motives for anything he does. Remember, the whole club were outed as liars when Keegan took them to court; I’ve not seen anything in Ashley’s conduct over the past decade to suggest he’s made a 180 degree auto da fe.  With Benitez I presume it was Alpha Male versus Alpha Male Plus in a stare-out contest that the owner simply wasn’t prepared to lose, whatever the consequences. Indeed, with Benitez out the way, it was far easier to sign the likes of Joelinton, who is the club’s most expensive signing ever, Allan Saint-Maximin, also on a 6 year deal, and Jetro Willems on loan, not because Steve Bruce is a fan of these players, but because he’s the lowest-paid boss in the top flight and has, same as Steve MacClaren, accepted the emasculating title of Head Coach.

It is impossible not to view this mini spending spree as anything other than a two-fingered salute to Benitez and the supposed Emirates-based consortium that have joined another in the tiresome list of chancers who’ve utterly failed to put together a credible bid to buy the club over the past decade and more. Therefore, instead of exchanging Rafa for Jose Mourinho, in comes exactly the sort of fella you’d want in your corner, armed with his own big plate, at an all you can eat buffet; Steve Bruce.


Looking at it dispassionately; one can understand the fury of Sheffield Wednesday. The Owls bent over backwards to accommodate Bruce when he was appointed, giving him time off to grieve for his parents. It seems worse than shoddy to walk out on them 4 months later, just because a top flight job becomes available, whatever guff and spin you want to apply to Bruce’s roots in the east end of the Toon. Compare this with how Benitez stood up for his principles; £8m a year or I’m off and he was. Now we have a bloke who, like a fat Alan Pardew or Tony Pulis with Kevin Whately’s voice, has taken mediocrity to a whole new level during 11 jobs at 10 clubs over 20 years. He’ll win nowt, fail to rock the boat and get the boot (rightly so) if he takes Newcastle down. I doubt any of this will bother him or, sadly, most of the bored-to-tears diehards in the stands either.



Saturday 3 August 2019

Glove Box

I've had a piece of my art up for sale at an exhibition recently. It didn't attract a buyer. Here's a few pictures and a few words about it; yours for £100.....



Glove Box is a playful yet sardonic commentary on the disposable nature of consumer society, allied to a more profound rumination on the disconnect between human loss and material comfort. The contents of Glove Box are entirely comprised of rehomed, cleansed and nurtured lost and discarded items found by the artist at various locations in Newcastle upon Tyne during 2018. The poignant isolation of single items has been countermanded by the freshly fostered, collective esprit de corps of many, many gloves in union and in safety. The box is locked. The key has been discarded. Or lost…


Mind, I've already got another project in mind for next year; Undersexed Office by Bertie of Shiremoor....