Thursday, 27 February 2025

Lumbar Regions

Music & Books in 2025...


MUSIC:

I suppose at some point I’m going to have to accept that I’m too old to go to gigs. Well, big ones at least. Not that I am suggesting I’m at that stage in life yet, but there are questions that need to be addressed about age and infirmity and the risks to personal safety caused by attendance at live events. The reason I’m thinking about this is that I went to see live music on three successive nights the other week: Orange Claw Hammer with Peony at a TQ soiree at The Globe on Thursday 20th, Rumours of Fleetwood Mac at The Exchange the night after and then Mogwai at Leeds O2 on Saturday 22nd. If I’d had the energy, I’d even have considered heading off to see Shovel Dance Collective in York on the Sunday. It probably won’t surprise regular readers to learn that Mogwai was the best night out, on account of the fact that live they are absolutely impeccable and that the new album, The Bad Fire, is a stunning piece of work, but we’ll come to that.

Those of you who know the work of Don Van Vliet, the late, great Captain Beefheart, will be aware that Orange Claw Hammer took their name from a track from his seminal work of weirded-out jazzy blues, swamp stomp Trout Mask Replica. They aren’t just a rip off covers band, though they are directly influenced by the great man and do reworkings of loads of his stuff. Their website expresses it better than I ever could; Orange Claw Hammer take the music of Captain Beefheart & the Magic Band and bend it into shape for the 21st century. Founded in 2011, the band's sax driven, mostly instrumental, reworkings of Don Van Vliet’s back catalogue highlight the blues, jazz and experimental roots of this music. A million miles from being a tribute act, Orange Claw Hammer take classics of Avant-rock from the 60s through to the 80s and use them as vehicles for improvisation and re-invention for contemporary sensibilities.


They’ve a couple of CDs available, Cooks the Beef and New Beef Dreams, that cover stuff from Clear Spot to Doc at the Radar Station, showing respect for the whole gamut of Van Vliet’s work. In their two sets, there was still time for the odd crowd pleaser, with events being brought to a close by “Big Eyed Beans from Venus” and a raucous “Willie the Pimp.” Expert musicianship and a great stage presence. I enjoyed them immensely, as I did Peony. It’s the third time I’ve seen them in 18 months and the opening new song raised the fear level as it appeared they’d gone mainstream, but it was only a temporary detour for the jumpsuit-clad grandchildren of the Pink Fairies who were as loud, louche and artistic as ever. This duo really must go further.

Another act I’ve high hopes for are Isolated Community. My old pal Richard Dunn gave me a copy of their latest CD with There Are No Birds Here, of experimental found sounds from abandoned WWII gun emplacements from the Northumberland and Norfolk coasts, we are the Wreckage of our Former Selves. It is a beguiling, almost hypnotic piece that always avoids lulling you into any sense of security, by the regular hints of menace that drift on the eerie soundscape. A tremendously affecting album and as good as anything else I’ve heard this year, apart from Mogwai of course. It is similar, though far superior to, Dead Dimension by Spacelab, from 2021, which I was given just before the turn of the year and have only recently got round to listening to. I’m not sure why, but the absence of found sounds makes it sound a mite too emotionally cold for me. I’m not a connoisseur of ambient and drone by any measure, and this is perhaps too specialised for my ears. Not unpleasant, but not exciting either. The final one of my freebie gifts was from Spinners’ editor Roaul Galloway, when sent me a copy of Celestial Skies by the hitherto unknown to me Randy Mundy. It’s an absolutely glorious slice of mid 70s Nashville Country Rock. Born in 1952, I’m not sure if Randy is still with us, as his website lists the only upcoming show as 3rd August 2012 River Woods Gazebo in Provo, Utah with the Mundy Mourning Band. Make of that what you will. Nice relaxing album though.

You certainly can’t say that about my other purchase this year; A New Form of Beauty, parts I-IV by The Virgin Prunes. Forty-five years on, the crazed, anarchic post-punk doodling of these madcap Irish troubadours still bridges the gap between an apolitical Crass and a more intense Pere Ubu, with a splash of a less than tolerant Here & Now included. Gavin Friday’s hectoring bellows lead the group down to the centre of the earth in a way only perhaps The Birthday Party were capable of doing at the same time. If you like “Release the Bats,” then try “Come to Daddy” on for size. A howling, disturbing, discordant miasma that still makes me laugh and try to dance at the same time. Why did I wait so long to buy this?

After the TQ night out, I was delighted to scrounge a lift home from Martin Donkin of Shunyata Improvisation Group, who are now down to a trio (like Rush or Take That after Robbie left) and who I’m hoping to see at Cullercoats Watch House on Friday 11th April. The lift was important, not only because it was quicker than public transport, but also so I could rest my aching bones. One of the effects of growing old is severe pain in my lower back and calves if I stand up for too long. This is why I lean against barriers at the football, when ever possible and take a seat in pubs. While I still prefer standing gigs, I have occasionally sat on the floor when lumbar pain has become too much. I was a little worried about going to see Rumours of Fleetwood Mac at Shields Exchange, because I knew it was sold out. Shelley and I had been a fortnight previously for my first gig of the year, Lindisfarne, who were brilliant in a three-quarters full hall of longtime fans and attentive devotees of the band. It was the first time I’d heard this iteration of the band in the flesh, which did miss the mandolin and harmonica of Ray Jackson, especially on a wizened, truncated “We Can Swing Together,” but who produced an otherwise storming set of material from the whole back catalogue, masterfully steered by Rod Clements and Dave Hull Denholm. 

The main problems with Rumours of Fleetwood Mac, and it won’t spoil any surprises by saying Shelley and I left at the interval, was not the fact the place was packed, which it was, but the absolutely abysmal sound and the extraordinarily ignorant behaviour of a good 50% of the audience. If you’re going to do a faithful take on latter period Fleetwood Mac, I’d suggest you don’t open your set with a cursory, limp version of “Dreams” that you don’t even announce to the audience, who may not have been aware that the event had started because the house lights were still on. Not that most of the coked-up, half-pissed, entitled me-me-me generation tosspots in attendance were interested in anything other than the sound of their own braying voices. I don’t know what was worse, the inane chatter of bourgeois pricks or the anodyne apology for a band on stage. The guitar was as absent as the vocals, while it appeared that the drums were being handled by the reincarnations of John Bonham, Keith Moon and Philthy Animal Taylor at the same time. It got no better as the set drew on and so we made a choice to write of nigh on £80 in tickets and do one at the break, along with a good 50 or so other disappointed punters, who all cited bad sound and worse behaviour as their reasons to walk. Probably a good hundred or so were ensconced in the bar, showing no desire to subject themselves to one of the worst live experiences I’ve had in years.


In contrast, Ben, Dave and I had a spellbinding, transcendental experience seeing Mogwai in Leeds. Heading down after Percy Main’s magnificent win away to Stobswood, we arrived for around 6.45, which meant we’d already missed support act Cloth, who had gone on at 6.15, because of the insane 9.30 curfew for this gig. That was a bit of a damper before we’d even got in the place and things got worse when trying to deal with the pre-entry searches by Showsec, that were seemingly modelled on the kind of human rights abuses you’d normally associate with the IDF. Luckily enough, the headliners absolutely blew the roof off the place in a staggering show of power, grace and imagination. Ben and Dave took their spot behind the sound desk, as that’s the optimum for oral pleasure but I, slightly spooked by the enormity of the crowd, took myself off to a side nook, right at the front, on a slightly raised bit at the side of the hall. It meant I could lean backwards to support my lumbar region, while still being deafened. Of course, it meant all I saw of Stuart Braithwaite, in the main, was the peak of his baseball cap, but it didn’t matter once the soundstorm started hitting.

The Bad Fire, like every new Mogwai release, is a heralded event; one where the listener is met with challenges and intimidation at every point. Yes, they somehow manage to raise the bar yet higher in terms of punishing volume and cerebral dissonance, while all the times forging objects of celestial beauty from the belching flames of their sonic furnace.  Spread cutely across 3 sides of a double album, six of the tracks made up half the set, from the charming robotic pop of “God Gets You Back” to the aural assault of “Fanzine Made of Flesh” and “Lion Rumpus,” this was a spellbinding event. However, as you could only expect, the truly cathartic explosions of emotional noise were to be found in unsurpassable versions of “Christmas Steps,” “New Paths to Helicon” and the closing “Like Herod.” This was a special evening in the company of a very special band who continue to evolve. Like John Peel said of The Fall; “always different; always the same.”

BOOKS:

I’ve not read much this year, I’m sorry to say, but I am still trying to plug gaps in my literary knowledge. This is why I asked for books for Christmas and was pleased to receive two volumes by James Baldwin. I adored his slim selection of essays from the 1960s and 1970s, Dark Days, that tell much about the position of the Black intellectual in US society at that time, in the same way that CLR James explained what it was like to be a Black Marxist in the Caribbean and England from the 1930s onwards in Beyond a Boundary. I really must put Angela Davis on my next reading list. Another James Baldwin book was 50 Famous Stories, a rewrite of historically apocryphal events for children. This was by a very different James Baldwin, but it was nice to reacquaint myself with the legend of Rip van Winkle at least…

I have started reading The Guardian’s obituaries more assiduously and taking prompts from them about who I should read. Last year, I came across the name of Robert Coover, an American writer, generally considered to specialise in the recondite genres of fabulation and metafiction. He became a proponent of electronic literature, was a founder of the Electronic Literature Organization and died last October. Santa gave me a copy of Gerald's Party, his fourth novel, published in 1986. The book encompasses a single night at a party given by the title character and narrator. Though the murder of a beautiful actress at the party is central to the plot, Coover's text has little in common with a traditional murder mystery. He appears to be approaching the murder mystery genre with the goal of subverting/exhausting its possibilities. It certainly exhausted this reader as it took me almost 6 weeks to plough through the unforgiving 350 pages of text. 

As Gerald tries to describe the things around him in painstaking detail, he recounts simultaneous conversations and events as they happen. After describing a small part of a situation or a conversation, he moves on to a small part of a different conversation, then returns to the first conversation, or maybe moves on to a third or a fourth, returning each time to try to be as accurate as possible while recording the events. There are also graphic depictions of various bodily functions, including different types of sexual intercourse. Gerald, speaking in what could be described as stream-of-consciousness, often appears unaffected by the decadent and orgiastic events that surround him, and, in addition, he comes across as an unreliable narrator. And I’ve absolutely no idea who committed the murder.

Bertrand Blier was a French film director, who died in January aged 85. As well as making pretentious, unwatchable movies, he wrote borderline pornography as a side hustle, getting right on the nerves of devotees of le nouvelle roman. His debut novel, Les Valseuses, which translates as The Waltzers, is also French slang for testicles. Published in 1972 and in English the year after as Making It, it was turned into a film, called Les Valseuses that was rendered as Going Places in English. Confused? No need to be. I’ve not seen Going Places, but I have read Making It, and it is brutally funny in a way was guaranteed to epatez les bourgeoises. Two yobboes Jean-Claude and Pierrot graduate from stealing cars to crimes of violence, sexual assault and eventually murder. However, it is written in such an offhand, matter-of-fact manner that it doesn’t glorify these terrible deeds, all the time adding to the sense of cultural deracination the main characters feel. They fall in with a bored nymphomaniac Marie-Ange and all die simultaneously in a car accident when a wheel falls off their stolen vehicle. It’s a strange read, but I enjoyed it.

I didn’t enjoy Slow Vision by Maxwell Bodenheim that much. Bodenheim was a crazy, drunken proto-Bukowski of the Depression, who was shot dead with his hooker girlfriend by a mentally deranged dishwasher in a flophouse. Slow Vision tells the story of the starving and skint trying to make ends meet in the Bowery in 1932, against a backdrop of Red agitation. Strangely little, if anything, happens “on stage,” with the major events mentioned in passing. It’s a curiously unappealing read, with little to recommend it in terms of character, plot or prose style.



Tuesday, 11 February 2025

Kelly's Bye

Can there be life after Lloyd Kelly? I doubt it...


I last wrote about Newcastle United in the wake of the hugely enjoyable and near life-affirming win over Bromley in the FA Cup third round. Since then it has been, as we have all come to expect with this club, a series of euphoric highs and crushing lows that have seen the club progress to the Carabao Cup final, the last 16 of the FA Cup and now sit sixth in the Premier League. However, to balance that, we have to contend with the already small squad being further depleted by the return to Atlanta United of Miguel Almiron, for who we will always be grateful for that insane period of brilliance in the Autumn of 2022, and the David Rozenhal of the PFI era, Lloyd Kelly, who has somehow ended up at Juventus on a deal whereby La Vecchia Signora are obliged to give us £20m for his services in the Summer. Considering we had six years of Miggy for a net amortisation of £10m, those deals represent extraordinarily good value. Though on the obverse, not only are we now denuded of the services of two definite FA Cup starters, but we head to the artists formerly known as Manchester City on Saturday with worries over the fitness of Botman, Burn and Gordon, with Barnes, Joelinton and Lascelles definitely missing. Still, at least Callum Wilson was fit enough to play an hour last week, eh? Let’s cherish these moments, which are as rare as Halley’s Comet flaming overhead.

Anyway, let’s rewind a month to the Wolves game. Unlike the Arsenal first leg that seemed to creep up on me, I was highly impatient for this one to come around. It was all I could think about all day, as I fancied we’d get a good result. Ironically, I hadn’t realised it was a 7.30 kick off, so nearly missed the start. I just got onto the sofa as proceedings got underway, while Ben had made the climb to Level 7 for his seat. For the first half an hour, it was really tight as Wolves appeared to have an admirable defensive solidity we were unable to puncture. However, once Isak had put us ahead with a deflected goal, their one tactic of keeping us out fell to pieces, despite the belated introduction of the impressive Cunha. Despite them creating a couple of chances, including one blinding save by Dubravka, their shambolic back line shipped a couple of goals to give us an unassailable 3-0 lead. As is his wont, Howe made the requisite 5 changes to see the game out, but with an attitude typified by the arriving Trippier barking “no goals” at the rest of the defence. The real cameo was Tonali, in the 93rd minute, sprinting back 40 yards to whip the ball from a Wolves attacker with a tackle as clean as a whistle. At full time we sat fourth on merit and things were looking bright.

I’ve long believed that if you’re going to get beat, you may as well endure a right hammering, so there can be no sense of injustice at the result. Bournemouth, who looked like the best side we’d faced all season, certainly gave us that. I’d not heard of Iraola before he pitched up at Dean Court but hats off to the bloke for assembling a fast-paced, fluid, creative side who gave us a lesson in pressing, breaking and passing at speed in this one. Frankly though, we didn’t help ourselves as only Dubravka, blameless despite conceding 4 and the tireless Tonali, acquitted themselves at an adequate level. The rest were so far below par it was untrue. In the team’s defence, they never gave up, didn’t hide or throw in the towel, but when you concede two goals in injury time, you know it has been a lousy day at the office. As the Cherries swarmed all over us, our harried defence, especially The Paper Lads at full back, were forced into an endless series of mistakes. Despite the usual hysterical social media noise in the aftermath of this chasing, the real question was how we would respond to this setback. I’ve seen us lose at home to Bournemouth before; MacLaren’s last game in the 2016 relegation season was so bad as to be comical. I’ve also seen us bounce back from hammerings, showing passion and resilience, so there was no need to show True Faith style tears of rage at this loss, if we came back from it.

We did, after a fashion and after conceding a soft opening goal, away to this season’s Premier League crash test dummies, Southampton. After watching Percy Main lose 4-2 at home to Rutherford, I headed to Ben’s to watch the rest of the game, before embarking on the Ouseburn Lambic Trail. By the time I got to his, Tonali had scored a sublime goal to ensure the points were safe, bar the obligatory 5 minutes in VAR purgatory before they had one ruled out. As per the usual routine, Howe made his subs once the points were safe, the away section had a jolly singsong, said a fond farewell to Miggy and time was run down. It wasn’t a classic performance, but it got the job done and it showed a degree of resilience after the hammering of the week before.

Unfortunately, the script was wildly deviated from and the wheels came off again when Fulham came to town. Obviously most of the crowd found it hard to watch this one through the floods of tears caused by Kelly’s imminent departure, but what was clear was that this defeat, our fourth at home, was akin to the Brighton loss rather than the Bournemouth one. I’d had a hankering for a 3-3 draw as that would have meant our home and away records were identical, and the hill I’ll die on was that this should have seen us grab a draw, but we didn’t, partly because a few players are seemingly out of form. No names. No pack drill. However, we went on that amazing winning run because everyone played to the best of their ability in almost every game. Realistically, that isn’t sustainable and sometimes you lose games you shouldn’t have. I suppose I should also pay tribute to that odious narcissist Marco Silva for some wise substitutions, but the words to stick in my throat. The very worst thing about this game was the offensive series of racist social media posts by some cretinous gambler who held Joe Willock responsible for the loss. I hope he gets the book thrown at him, if they can locate the prick from behind his VPN firewall. Upset like that and the sight of Arsenal dismantling City 5-1 on the Sunday were the last things we needed before the Carabao Cup semi final second leg. Being rational, a 2-0 lead should be enough, if we play professionally and with intelligence, but an early goal could kill us, especially with the current emotionally fraught state of the crowd.

Things got worse before they got better. Joelinton was out and we went for a back 5. That scared me, though I was pleased to see Trippier and his experience in for Livramento. In the end, the real question should be just what the hell were we worrying for? We got about them from the opening seconds when Isak had a goal disallowed for a fractional offside and, bar Odegaard’s chance, they offered absolutely nothing. As soon as Jacob Murphy acrobatically turned home the rebound from Isak’s astonishing effort that had smacked the goal frame, we were almost there. Howe’s tactical masterclass absolutely destroyed Arsenal. If you don’t believe me, watch Fabian Schar harrying Declan Rice into a grotesque mistake from a short goal kick that allowed Gordon, so unlucky with a speculative lob only seconds before, to roll in our second. From then on, it was party time, not Partey’s time.

What I sincerely hope is that we do ourselves justice in the final on March 16th, after a meek showing two years back. In a way, I’m glad it is Liverpool and not Spurs we’re playing. Firstly, allowing for a percentage of armchair based arseholes who won’t be there in any case, I could handle losing to Liverpool because their fans know the game inside out. Also, they are probably the best team in Europe currently, Plymouth result notwithstanding. Finally, my irrational hatred of James Maddison makes me rejoice at the fact the odious little twerp won’t get a medal. 

And so to the Birmingham game. It really made my weekend. Hibs had won on the Friday night away to Ayr in the Scottish Cup. Percy Main had thumped Seaton Delaval 4-1 at their place and finally, Newcastle made it through to the fifth round of the cup. What a calamitous start though, conceding a goal in the first minute, before Willock’s dubious equaliser and Wilson’s finish after Osula’s incredible miss from on the line, then their equaliser that VAR would have ruled out for an obvious offside. At that point, we had to go out as we were seeing Lindisfarne at the Exchange in Shields. They were brilliant by the way. Just as the taxi pulled up, Willock got the winner, and we squeaked through against the Digbeth Kick Boxing XI. As a result, we’ve got Brighton (the club and city Newcastle have so much more in common with than Liverpool) at home in the next round, on the day I’m at Aberdeen v Dundee United. Hope my team wins.