Monday, 25 July 2022

Forty Third Man

Things were starting to look bleak for Tynemouth 3s, not that they look appreciably brighter now it has to be said but bear with me. After 10 appearances in Division 5 (South) of the Northumberland and Tyneside Cricket League, plus another in the Dr Tom Barlow Memorial Cup, I’d played my part in 11 straight defeats, scored 11 runs, taken a single catch and bowled 2 whole overs for 13 runs, as the team sunk to a relegation spot. Something had to change. We needed a victory and, let’s be honest, I wasn’t going to magic one up from the meagre store of my questionable talents, was I? Hence, for the week ending of July 24th, Tynemouth CC put out 6 teams (The 2s were playing 3 times because of cup ties), with the 66 playing spots filled by 42 players; one person played 4 times, 6 lads made 3 appearances, 9 of them turned out twice, 26 others donned the whites on a single occasion and one solitary member was left kicking his heels. Me. The 43rd Man. 

Statistics don’t lie; the 3s won by 9 wickets in my absence. That’s a consolation of sorts, but having watched the 1s lose away to Sunderland, I think I’d prefer to play in future. We’ll see if that happens, but in the meantime, here’s an annotated account of my cricketing adventures since early June.


Week 9:
The week ending June 12th was one of mixed fortunes for Tynemouth Cricket Club’s four senior teams. The first XI were at home to Ashington on Friday night in an NEPL 20/20 group stage encounter. With both sides having won their opening 2 games, the stakes were high with only 1 side progressing from each 6-team group. Batting first, Tynemouth posted 148/8, with David Mansfield (42) the top scorer, ably assisted by useful contributions from Matt Kimmitt (22), Stuart Poynter (20) and Esam Rahman (19). Unfortunately, this was not to be enough, as Ashington reached the target off the last ball, for the loss of 7 wickets, despite the usual Stakhanovite efforts from Martin Pollard, who returned figures of 4-35.

While regular visitors to Preston Avenue are accustomed to seeing Sean and Matty Longstaff in attendance, it was another John Spence alumni who stole the headlines on Friday. Local rock superstar Sam Fender showed up to give his support to the Croons. Sam may be famous for 17 Going Under, the game versus Ashington was decided by the 16 wides sent down by Tynemouth bowlers, effectively giving the opposition 3 extra overs to achieve the total.

On Saturday the first team travelled to Ropery Lane to take on Chester Le Street at their picturesque ground. Weather conditions were a mix of sun and cloud but a blustery south westerly kept temperatures down and sweaters on. Stand in skipper Stewart Poynter won the toss for the away side and decided to put the home side in on what looked a terrific wicket. Captain John Coxon and wicket keeper Jacob McCann opened up for the Keets and got on top of the bowling from the start. Coxon in particular looked in great nick and he brought up his own half century in just the 15th over. His innings was ended though by Martin Pollard for a fine 64. At lunch Chester had moved the score onto 137/1 from 33 overs and a big first innings total and an early declaration looked certain.

However the Tynemouth bowlers had other ideas. Esam Rahman changed ends and ran in with great conviction to claim the wickets of McCann for 72 and then Smith and Cranston for low scores. When Martin Pollard had Quentin Hughes caught by Kimmitt the home side had slipped to 181/5. Seamers Andrew Smith, Neil Bennett and Isaac Murray toiled hard and helped restrict the scoring rate. Murray in particular can be pleased with his bowling. A tidy line and length at just above medium pace worked well and in the context of the innings his figures of 10 overs, 2 wickets for 37 runs were excellent. But it was Aussie Rahman who was causing the damage at the other end and when he returned for a final short spell he blew away the tail. The home sides total of 257 was a good one but they needed 58 overs to get them, giving Tynemouth a better chance of a draw if the win proved beyond them. Rahman took 6/77 bowling with good pace and unsettling all of the batters with a mix of balls short of a length and then going full. A fine spell of bowling.

Ben Debnam and Andrew Smith opened up for Tynemouth, but after last week’s heroics could only muster 6 this week before Smith was adjudged LBW off the lively Liam Simpson. Professional Stewart Poynter started well but will be disappointed to be caught at Mid-Wicket  for 18 off a short delivery again from Simpson who then took his 3rd wicket in his next over; a beauty that caught the glove of Matt Kimmitt on route to the slips. Esam Rahman then joined Debnam and the two began a rebuilding job taking the score to 91 when Debnam was run out for a well put together 44. Once again, the middle order faltered and 91/4 soon became 107/7 and any chance of a win had gone. However Rahman was defending stoutly and with the tail offering up some help a draw looked possible. 52 overs had to be navigated and it was. Rahman remained undefeated. His 119 ball innings a testament to both his technique and his patience and with the draw secured he launched the final ball of the match out of the ground to bring up a personal milestone of a half century in an innings that was all about helping his team earn a draw. A wonderful all round effort from Esam on the day. Chapeau! Isaac Murray also remained not out, showing admirable Yorkshire grit when it was needed.

Tynemouth 2s qualified for the NEPL 2nd XI T20 quarter finals with a comprehensive win over Whitburn at the Village Ground on Thursday evening. Batting first, Tynemouth made 132/7, with Joel Hull-Denholm (25) and Sam Robson (23) leading the way. In reply, Whitburn were dismissed for 81, with Isaac Murray (3/10), Neil Bennett (2/24) and the elegant James Carr (2/13) doing most of the damage. On Saturday, the 2s hosted Chester Le Street 2s and looked to be toiling when the visitors reached 75 without loss. However, when Barry Stewart removed opener Sam Goodwin, this precipitated a collapse, as firstly James Carr (3/39) and then Sam Robson (5/18) saw Chester Le Street dismissed for 130. In reply, Tynemouth suffered a few mishaps in falling to 44/4, but an assured, unbeaten 64 from Patrick Hallam and significant contributions by Robson (24) and Andrew Davison (22*) saw the win achieved with 15 overs to spare.

Sadly, the Saturday 3s were unable to force home the win against Lintz 2s, falling short by the agonising margin of 3 runs. The visitors batted first and were soon in trouble following after an exceptional opening spell by Ed Snelders (6-2-7-2), who was bafflingly under-utilised at the death of the innings. Lintz were all out for 133, which was perhaps 15 or 20 runs more than they ought to have made; an amount that was to prove crucial in the final analysis. Despite a solid 30 from stand-in skipper Finn Hodgson and a career best 26 from James Waller, Tynemouth were all out for 130 with 3 overs remaining. The Sunday 3s were soundly beaten by Hetton Lyons, with only Sean Aditjandra’s doughty unbeaten 48 deserving proper praise.

Next week, Tynemouth first XI visit Blaydon on Friday night in the NEPL T20 group stages, before hosting Newcastle on Saturday. The 2s make the reverse trip, while the Saturday 3s are at Priors Park for a local derby with Lions.

Oh, this one was a heartbreaker. We had the game won, with Lintz at 115-9 and a 12-year-old at the non-striker’s end. Bafflingly, a neophyte spinner thought it an opportune time to try out his variety of stock balls, resulting in four successive boundaries that effectively won the game for Lintz. In reply, I watched in tortured wrath as wickets fell, coming to the crease with 8 runs needed. I faced one ball, hit high up on the thigh by a wide one outside leg stump, then watched firstly in rapt delight as Ed Snelders clubbed one to the fence and then in silent anguish as he played over the top of the next one. Absolutely sickening; it kept me awake that night and for several afterwards.


Week 10: Tynemouth Cricket Club first XI journeyed to Blaydon’s Denefield ground for an NEPL T20 group stage encounter on the evening of Friday 17 June, to start the weekend’s entertainment. The presence of Sean Longstaff in the Tynemouth team, along with his spectating brother Matty, ensured the autograph-hunting presence of almost every small child of a black and white persuasion in the local area. The carnival atmosphere was added to by the musical choices of the resident DJ, who serenaded the crowd at every wicket, boundary and between over break with not just Owen Brannigan’s version of Blaydon Races and Mark Knopfler’s Local Hero, but with choices as arcane as Chuck Berry and The Shamen, meaning we were treated to everything from Johnny B Goode to Ebeneezer Goode.

Regarding the more serious matters on the pitch, Tynemouth batted first in an attempt to bounce back from the previous week’s sickening last ball loss to Ashington by markedly improving their net run rate, with one eye on the possibility of a logjam at the top of the qualifying group table, as only 2 teams progress to the knockout stages. This decision proved a wise one as the Croons posted an impressive 170/4. After Matt Kimmitt fell early, Esam Rahman (55) and stand-in skipper Stu Poynter (47) took the game away from Blaydon in the first half of the innings. Their good work was built upon by Ben McGee (32*), who continues to explore his hitherto dormant limited overs game. In response, Blaydon were never in with a shout and lost wickets regularly, before subsiding to 82 all out, with every Tynemouth bowler, including Sean Longstaff to the delight of his personal fan club, picking up at least one wicket. The pick, as so often, was the wily one-time Blaydon player, Martin Pollard with an impressive 3/16. With South North winning, the clash between the two top sides at Preston Avenue next Friday has the feeling of a showdown, though third place Ashington will be looking to exploit any sign of weakness to sneak through to the quarter finals.

The first team hosted second placed Newcastle on Saturday and whilst much of the country was enjoying a heatwave, Preston Avenue remained cool with clouds and a steady breeze keeping temperatures down. A used but flat wicket had been prepared and proved to be full of runs and that favoured the spin bowlers as the game and the pitch wore on.

Away Skipper Jesse Tashkoff won the toss and chose to bat first.  Youngsters Bobby Green and Ben Robinson started quickly and put together an opening partnership that was enjoyed by everyone in the ground including Northumberland’s finest ever opener, Kenny Pearson and the watching Hudsons; Phil suited and booted on the way to a wedding and father, Doug huffing and puffing cigars on the boundary edge. The partnership raced past 50, then 100, and on to 134 before Esam Rahman had Green caught behind for an excellent 64. Rahman was in the middle of an improved second spell which also saw him clean bowl Robinson in his next over for 69. At the other end David Mansfield enjoyed success too, with the wickets of Scot Tom Macintosh and Kiwi Jesse Tashkoff. After such a great start Newcastle had slumped to 139/4 having lost 4 wickets for just 5 runs and as the players went to lunch the game was nicely balanced.

The post lunch session belonged to Newcastle though with Jacques Du Toit settling things down and making a composed 51 enjoying two important partnerships. Firstly with Joe Anderson and then with Kieran Trevaskis , brother of the watching Durham CCC Player , Liam. Tynemouth’s fielding was impressive but the bowling lacked penetration and was often too short and whilst the Newcastle declaration might have come a tad sooner, they eventually set a daunting target of 275 and left the field after 54 overs taking the opportunity of a winning draw out of the equation for the home team. Rahman was perhaps the pick of the home bowlers with 3/55 from his 13 overs.

No roller once again between innings for Tynemouth which was strange, though Groundsman Paul Jackson did create quite a (dust) storm by using the prevailing north westerly skilfully to blow Surrey loam all the way from the middle into the beer glasses and eyes of the watching spectators, not to mention the deli quality sandwiches of club Treasurer Peter Brown. Indeed a good crowd had gathered by now to watch these traditional cricketing rivals lock horns once again, including a sizeable Longstaff entourage assembled in front of the artificial nets. Thanks for the support, everyone.

A good start was needed by Tynemouth if they were to chase down the runs required, and it was delivered once again courtesy of the two Bens. Debnam is currently in grand form, and he got things moving with some beautifully timed square cuts. At the other end McGee was playing positively all around the wicket with good timing ....and so much time. One on-drive in particular went racing up to the watching Alan Haley that would no doubt have had Ronnie Balsillie purring with delight and checking  through his mini binoculars which batsman it was who had hit such a fine shot!

The score had moved on to 66 when Du Toit broke the partnership tempting Ben Debnam into a big shot and rightly adjudged lbw by umpire Harry Richardson. And it was Du Toit who soon after claimed the important wicket of Stu Poynter for 19. This was an impressive spell by Du Toit from the rugby end bowling a good length and gun barrel straight on a pitch that offered him just enough turn. Ben McGees 78 also ended the same way; lbw to DuToit and despite the efforts of Esam Rahman who made 35 the home side were now looking to draw the game as Newcastle went on the attack to try and force a win.

Du Toit and Will Taylor were the pick of the away bowlers but try as they might, they could not shift Sean Longstaff or Owen Gourley who stood steadfast in their 8th wicket partnership taking the final home total to 214/7, whilst securing a draw and 9 points for their team. Newcastle’s return of 14 points was well deserved. This was a hard fought and well umpired contest from start to finish, played in front of a sizeable and knowledgeable crowd and in great spirit throughout.

Tynemouth 2s lost a tense encounter with Newcastle 2s by 2 wickets. Batting first, Tynemouth were all out for 215, with Patrick Hallam (73) leading the way and supporting knocks by Tony Turner (35) and Sam Robson (33), not to mention an elegant late-order cameo by James Carr (20). In response, Newcastle reached the target with 3 overs to spare, though not without several scares along the way. Indeed, at 200/8, the odds looked to favour the visitors, but it wasn’t to be. Robson (2/41), Carr (2/43) and Richard Hay (2/51) were the most effective of the bowlers.

Having agonisingly lost to Lintz 2s by 3 runs the week before, Tynemouth 3s made the short journey to Priors Park to face table-toppers Lions. In the end, they lost by 7 wickets, but the spirit and determination of this team, predominantly made up of old lags and young tyros, should be both recognised and applauded. Batting first, and on one leg because of a thigh injury, Dan Storey made a praiseworthy 50, which was all the more commendable as he had shown commitment above and beyond the call of duty, by driving 150 miles that morning to play in this game. His superb dedication was backed up by Chris Grievson’s tenacious 21 and a laudable 25 by Dan Watt. The end of the innings saw the final pairing of Ed Snelders (11*) and ian cusack (6*), achieving his highest score this millennium, take the score to 139/8, which was at least something to bowl at.

Despite the best efforts of the Tynemouth bowlers, especially the impressive Watt, who crowned a good performance with a return of 8-1-29-2, Lions came home by 7 wickets after 31 overs. Their top scorer, Biren Shah (67), retired out to sportingly give a younger team mate, Sandeep Betapudi, the chance to hit the winning runs, which indicated the excellent spirit the game was played in.

Next weekend, Tynemouth CC 1st XI host South North in the all-important NEPL T20 group stage game on Friday evening, before journeying to Eppleton on the Saturday. The 2s are at home to Ashington, with the Saturday 3s welcoming Newcastle 3s and the Sunday 3s facing up to visitors Chester Le Street.

Despite the serious thumping, I enjoyed this game so much more than the weekend before. Not only did I get a bowl, without being carted all over the shop, I actually hit a boundary. I’d like to pretend it was a flashing square cut but, in reality, the bowler was too fast for me to even see. A vague waft outside off stump saw the ball catch the shoulder of my bat and fly over the slips to the adjacent (very) short boundary.

Week 11: On Friday evening at Preston Avenue, Tynemouth CC first XI began the weekend’s encounters when they lost a rain affected match to South Northumberland, which ended all hopes of qualifying for the quarter final stage of this year’s Premier League T20 competition. Due to heavy rain before the start, the match was initially reduced to just 12 overs a side and Tynemouth were asked to bat first. Stu Poynter and Esam Rahman put on 25 for the first wicket, but once they were dismissed there was a steady flow of wickets for the away bowlers and an innings that promised much ended with just 84 on the board. Another shower arrived as the players left the field which did the home side no favours as the run chase was subsequently recalculated to 47 off 6 overs. The match actually restarted just minutes before the time for an abandonment, which would have seen Tynemouth qualify. Despite some outstanding catching and 4 wickets for Rahman, some lusty blows by Sean Tindale saw his team over the line off the third last ball.  Considering the poor weather, there was a good crowd watching and they appreciated the efforts of the players, captains Matty Brown and Adam Cragg and Groundsman, Paul Jackson, in getting a game completed.

On Saturday the first team headed off to Eppleton for a league game at their Church Road ground in Hetton Le Hole.  After the wet on Friday it was very much the dry on Saturday. Dry weather, a dry outfield and a dry pitch that provided plenty of challenges to the batsmen throughout the day. Tynemouth Captain Matty Brown was returning from holidays and got the first call of the day right winning the toss and deciding to have a bat. Once again, the Tynemouth openers, Ben Debnam and Ben McGee, put together an excellent partnership, showing good technique and concentration against a rejuvenated home attack, spearheaded by Pakistani first class left arm seamer, Taj Wali.

A sumptuous extra cover drive by Debnam was perhaps the pick of his 7 boundaries and it was a surprise when he mistimed a ball from Andrew Ebdale into the hands of the waiting Connor Whitelock at extra cover for 42 when a big score looked on. Professional Stu Poynter was next in with the score on 87 but for the second week in a row, he was adjudged lbw before he’d got set, this time by umpire, and former Tynemouth player and Chairman, Russell Perry, who thought long and hard before raising his finger.

Skipper Brown joined Ben McGee and looked to rebuild but the innings was slowly losing momentum as the Eppleton spin attack of Ebdale, Mann and Whitelock bowled accurately on a pitch that offered them turn and variable bounce. Brown was next to go for 22, which included one lovely straight six, and he was followed shortly after by Esam Rahman for 1 and an out of sorts Joe Snowdon for 3. The innings was faltering and from 143/2, Tynemouth had tumbled to 159/6 when McGee was next out. His patient innings of 61 off 125 deliveries was the best score of the day. He hit 7 fours and a six and was a tad unfortunate to be out to a brilliant low catch by Wali off his own bowling. The Pakistani quick had returned and looked to unsettle the Tynemouth batsmen with a barrage of short pitched bowling which brought wickets but also leaked runs. The Tynemouth tail stood up well to the onslaught and David Mansfield, Andrew Smith, Sean Longstaff and Owen Gourley all contributed to setting up a declaration by Brown after 55 overs with the score a respectable 206/9. The pace of Wali saw him return figures of 3/55 and the guile of Ebdale 4/45.

On this dry and wearing pitch home skipper Dean Musther decided against using a roller presumably to prevent the surface breaking up further.  A swift brush and marking of the ends all that was required between innings. As the day got warmer the sweaters came off, with one home supporter showing off his brand new Sunderland home kit. Sean Longstaff took the new ball and seemed to gain a yard of pace at the sight of the shirt, during a fiery short opening spell that deserved a wicket. Andrew Smith replaced Longstaff, and he made the breakthrough getting one through the defences of Braydon Davis and trapping him lbw. At the other end Owen Gourley was wheeling away and chipped in with the wickets of opener Kieran O’Connor and number 3 ,Marcus Brown leaving Eppleton in a precarious position at 27/3. However the next breakthrough took a long time coming and it was former Tynemouth player Sam Dinning with a well put together 47 and all-rounder Whitelock 48 who took the game back towards their side in a partnership of 70.

Off spinner Martin Pollard couldn’t find his usual rhythm or accuracy but put his side back in the game with the wickets of both Dinning and Whitelock in quick succession. It was now 149/6 and with plenty of overs remaining in the game, a win for one side or the other looked certain. Indeed, it was Eppleton, and in particular Dean Musther , who took the initiative and went on to win the game for his side. Musther played a fine hand combining solid defence with some beautifully timed attacking shots pouncing on anything loose and ending on 46 not out. A captain’s innings and a match winning one too. With this win Eppleton have moved away from the relegation zone whilst Tynemouth remain sixth but with injuries and unavailabilities ahead, need to regroup to stay in the top half and should be just a little concerned about the good form of some of the teams below them.

Tynemouth 2s hosted Ashington and were able to claim the sole Saturday win at Preston Avenue. Winning the toss and electing to bat, Ashington would have been reasonably pleased to compile 196 all out on a wicket that gave definite help to the spinners, as evidenced by Chris Beever’s impressive 5/44, ably supported by Matty Walton’s 2/20. In response, Tynemouth chased down the runs with almost 4 overs to spare. Barry Stewart led the charge with 48 and, after helpful contributions from, Isaac Murray (24), Sam Robson (19), Joel Hull-Denholm (18) and Andrew Lineham (16), victory was ensured by an explosive cameo by the tanned and lithe Phil Morse (49*) who, fresh from a Turkish beach, smote the ball expansively to all quarters.

The least said about Tynemouth 3s crushing humiliation by Newcastle 3s the better. Bowling first, only stand in captain Ed Snelders (2/22) and the highly promising Lewis Hurst (2/21) enjoyed any measure of control as the visitors cruised to 202/4 from their 40 overs. The fact that the winning margin was 181 runs and that David Mohon, newly returned from a six month sabbatical in the Far East, top scored with 7 tells all that anyone needs to know about this sad episode. In contrast, the Sunday 3s had an excellent win at home to Chester Le Street Academy. Batting first, Tynemouth posted 242/5, with Joel Hull-Denholm hitting an imperious 96 and Robbie Bowman (38) providing good support. They then restricted the visitors to 204/7, with Sean Aditjandra’s three wickets providing the impetus to drive the side on to victory.

In addition to the 4 senior teams, Tynemouth CC have recently begun to compete in the women’s softball competition, skippered by Deborah Whiting. For their inaugural competitive game at home to South North, Tynemouth won the toss and opted to put the visitors in to bat on a gorgeous sunny evening. The side started strongly with the team’s first ever wicket taken from the 3rd ball by Joanne Chater, courtesy of a catch by Michelle Lovelace. The 10 strong team then each took their turn to bowl with a further 3 wickets taken by Lesley, Linsey and Pam G. South North finished their innings on 104/4

The Tynemouth pairs went into bat in high spirits and made great efforts to keep the runs flowing, but unfortunately lost 4 wickets and didn’t quite manage as many boundaries as South North, finishing on a respectable 76/4 in their maiden game against a more experienced South North team. Heads were held high as the ladies prepared for their next home game against Matfen

Next week, Tynemouth first XI host Felling and the 2s are away to Gateshead Fell. The Saturday 3s travel to Greenside, in the hunt for some pride, while the Sunday 3s visit Sunderland. Additionally, they host Newcastle on Wednesday at 6pm in the quarter final of the Banks Cup.

This was a shameful humiliation, but not an unexpected one as we sent out a team of 2 adults, 7 children and 2 dangers to humanity.

Week 12: On Saturday July 2nd, Tynemouth Cricket Club first XI played hosts to Felling at Preston Avenue. The weather leading up to the match had not been kind and heavy showers affected the play on the day, so credit is due to Groundsman Paul Jackson who, with the invaluable assistance of Alan Haley, worked hard to ensure a game was played, albeit one reduced from 110 overs down to 97 as a result of time lost to rain.

Away skipper Paul Leonard won the toss and put Tynemouth in to bat first. The home side batted well, and Matthew Brown declared on 244/4 after good contributions from Esam Rahman with an undefeated 75, Ben Debnam with 74 and Brown himself with 69. Opening bowlers Leonard and Durham University student Sebastian Allison were the pick of the visiting attack but their back up bowlers lacked quality.

Felling were short of several regulars, including the prolific South African run scorer Travis Norris but after 2 early wickets fell, they made a decent fist of things, largely thanks to opener Alan Mustard with 45 and Eddie Hurst with 54. As the game appeared to be meandering to a draw Allison came in with 4 wickets down and counter attacked with real purpose, giving his side an outside chance of an unlikely win. However when he was caught by Matt Kimmitt for 57 at a run a ball off the bowling of David Mansfield, the away side decided it was time to play safe and guarantee the draw, which was secured when the umpires drew stumps in brilliant evening sunshine with the score on 215/6.

Andrew Smith , David Mansfield and the returning Philip Morse, playing his first NEPL match for 5 years , all bowled economically and well for their side. Tynemouth were in command for most of this match but couldn’t force the win they wanted whilst an understrength Felling side gave a good account fighting to the end to secure a draw.

Tynemouth 2s were away to Gateshead Fell, where they went a considerable way to securing victory by dismissing the home side for 133. This was largely down to an excellent spell of 12-4-21-6 by Chris Beever. Tynemouth knocked off the runs required in 23 overs for the loss of 3 wickets. The keynote partnership was an unbroken stand of 98 for the fourth wicket between Joel Hull-Denholm (59*) and Josh Koen (47*) that saw the side home.


Unfortunately there was no good news of the Saturday 3s, who were dismissed for 48 away to Greenside, with only the father and son Hurst team of Paul and Lewis achieving double figures. Despite a good effort in the field, Greenside achieved the runs for the loss of 2 wickets, both of which went to Ed Snelders, who bowled superbly in returning 2-19. Indeed, his figures could have been even better if two chances from his bowling had not gone to ground.

More encouragingly, Tynemouth Ladies Softball team travelled to Corbridge for their first away game. They were expecting a challenging game as Corbridge had 2 retired hardball cricketers on their team.

Tynemouth lost the toss and were put into bat first. After a shaky start and losing early wickets TCC picked up the pace with more consistent batting and the middle pair scored a respectable 22 off 3 overs. The innings finished on 68-5.

Corbridge came into bat, but TCC Ladies pulled together and fielded well, making it hard for Corbridge to score many runs and with some great bowling also took 6 wickets. Corbridge finished on 44-6 resulting in TCC Ladies achieving their first win.

Next Saturday Tynemouth 1s travel to Benwell Hill, with their 2s visiting Preston Avenue. Additionally, the Saturday 3s host Annfield Plain, in a desperate hope to find some form. On Sunday, the 1s travel to Philadelphia for a Banks Salver tie.

Greenside are in the promotion mix at the top of the table and were in no mood to show the 10 men of Tynemouth any sympathy, grinding us out for 48 and knocking off the runs required in short order. Another nice new ground to visit on my North West Durham odyssey.

Week 13: On Saturday 9th July, Tynemouth Cricket club first XI were away to Benwell Hill. Their Denton Bank ground looked a picture on a day where the whole country was enjoying wall to wall sunshine. This was a day for cricket watching in t shirts and shorts, for sun glasses and hats and for plenty of factor 50! The wicket at the Hill was like a shirt front and unsurprisingly proved to be full of runs. Home skipper Pete Halliday called correctly and asked Tynemouth to bat first. The in-form Ben Debnam strode to the crease with 17 year old Dan Thorburn opening the batting for the first time in the NEPL top division.

Debnam started well with three early boundaries but was caught by Max Williamson at third man looking to add a fourth off the bowling of Calum Harding. Skipper Matt Brown was next in, but he was caught behind without troubling the scorers and Tynemouth were 34/2. Professional Stu Poynter then joined Thorburn, and they began to put together a stand that saw the visitors prosper. After a tentative start Thorburn’s confidence could be seen to grow almost by the over, helped in no small part by the experienced Poynter’s advice and urging from the non-striker’s end. The youngster showed both patience and a sound technique moving to his 50 with two well timed slog sweeps off Northumberland off spinner Max Williamson. An innings of 54 and one of real promise ended just before lunch when the score had reached 121.

A picnic was the order of the day for the Tynemouth supporters with the Browns enjoying falafel with salad and fruit, as they partook in some much-needed healthy eating after a heavy week on dry white wine and gourmet food on the French Riviera. Former first team captains Rob Reveley and Vince Howe were, by contrast, enjoying vegan pasties and cherry and almond cake from Whitley Bay’s finest artisan baker.

It was back to the cricket after lunch and Poynter’s innings began moving smoothly through the gears, unlike one elderly Hill supporter who later in the day found first gear instead of reverse and drove straight into the side of Brian Debnam’s parked car! Poynter at the crease and in fine form is a joy to watch. He has a splendid array of shots all around the wicket. Head still and low to the ground, two expertly played reverse sweeps perhaps the pick of his eleven boundaries and after he played on to Rory Hanley for a fine 85, he received a warm hand of appreciation from both sets of spectators.

Tynemouth were now 185/4 and Esam Rahman and Joe Snowdon slowly but surely built another good partnership of 66 before Snowdon perished for 32. Rahman though continued to defend resolutely and when he could, attacked with real intent. His undefeated 72 took the score to 273/8 when the innings closed after 58 overs leaving Benwell Hill 52 overs to secure a win. Callum Harding was the pick of the Hill bowlers. His intelligent left arm seamers earning him figures of 4/48 from his 13 overs. Between innings the shirt front wicket only needed a press rather than the traditional roll and we were soon ready for the second innings.

Angus Guy, who had made a century against Tynemouth earlier in the season, opened with the evergreen Adam Heather. However there was to be no repeat for Guy, with Matty Brown taking a neat catch at slip off Andrew Smith. Finn McCreath joined Heather and dominated a stand of 42 with 36 runs of his own. It was a promising knock by McCreath whose innings ended when he hit a short ball from Richard Stanyon straight into the hands of Joe Snowdon at deep square leg. This was Stanyon’s first wicket for Tynemouth on debut, after spells at Newcastle and South North. Whilst a two year break from the game had left him a touch rusty there was no doubting his effort and at times, he had the Hill batters in trouble. An encouraging start. Durham County Player Luke Doneathy briefly shone but rather gave it away, hitting David Mansfield to Owen Gourley who took a well-judged catch to get rid of the danger man. Doneathy was followed to the crease by Hayden Mustard, son of Durham and England legend, Phil, who is rather less fondly remember as a goalkeeper for Seaham Red Star. With father umpiring elsewhere Hayden was being encouraged by his mother and their two dogs brilliantly named Dijon and Colman’s!

Hayden looks a player for the future, and he made a composed 31 before Dan McGee took a great catch in the deep off another Stanyon bouncer. At the other end the Scottish Heather was blooming now on the Hill, enjoying a real purple patch after a slow start. Some ill-disciplined short bowling helped him get going but when he did, he played fluently especially off the back foot. By now the spectators had all adjourned to watch proceedings from the shade outside the Club bar. The Pizza van in the car park was doing steady trade and the £2.50 pints were going down nicely. However one man sat alone all day in the blazing sun, his back to the wall that separates Denton Bank from the West Road. Skin tough as weathered teak after a spell as Club Chairman in the previous century and a life watching cricket, Alan Haley only views the game from behind the bowler’s arm.

By now Heather and Phil Bell were threatening to win the game for the home side but the return of Rahman put an end to their hopes taking 3 wickets in quick succession: those of Heather, Bell and Hanley. All of a sudden, it was Tynemouth looking to force a win but with all results still possible. A counter attacking 30 from Max Williamson saw his side reach 245 to secure the winning draw but a win proved beyond either side and the innings closed on 252/8. Andrew Smith bowled 15 overs and toiled away manfully on another day when his skill and determination shone through. As stumps were drawn a draw was the right result and on a day with perfect weather for cricket, both sides should be congratulated on producing such a good game, played in great spirit throughout on a quality pitch.

Sadly, the Sunday saw Tynemouth first XI victim of a giantkilling act in the Banks Salver as they surprisingly exited away to lower division Philadelphia at the quarter final stage. Batting first, Tynemouth notched up 181/8 from their 40 overs, with skipper Brown (30) top scoring, with notable contributions also coming from Smith (28), Thorburn (21) and Mansfield (20). In reply, Philadelphia achieved their target with 6 overs to spare, for the loss of 5 wickets, largely thanks to a superb 103 from Nikhil Gangta. Only David Mansfield (2/22) and Martin Pollard (1/25) offered real control on a disappointing afternoon for Tynemouth.

On the Saturday, Tynemouth 2s saw off the challenge of their Benwell Hill counterparts at Preston Avenue. Batting first, the visitors were in all manner of trouble after a superb spell by James Carr (5/30), who bowled with his trademark menacing elegance. At the end of Carr’s stint, The Hill were 64/7, having been 41/6 at one point. Unfortunately, the other Tynemouth bowlers suffered rough treatment from Prahalad Nadella (66) and Matt Lockey (79*), who enjoyed a 132-run partnership, before the last wickets fell rapidly to leave Tynemouth needing to chase 202.  This they managed, not without a few scares as wickets fell regularly, coming home by the tightish margin of 3 wickets, with Robbie Bowman (60) dominating the innings. It was good to see Hill stalwart Phil Nicholson back after a lengthy injury lay-off and the Kings Priory teacher would have enjoyed dismissing his erstwhile student Neil “Cuddles” Sturrock, enjoying a rare appearance at this elevated standard, caught and bowled. Welcome back Phil!

On the back field, Tynemouth 3s put in a massively improved display, to secure maximum batting points, posting 161/4 against Annfield Plain 2s.  The innings was anchored by Chris Grievson and captain Richy Hay, who both posted 56s, of wildly contrasting hues. Grievson, solicitous to the point of caution, faced 114 balls, perishing to the last delivery of the innings, while Hay cracked 5 boundaries and a maximum on a devilishly slow outfield. There was a sense that 161 may have been 20 too few and so it was to prove, as Annfield Plain rode their luck and completed a well-judged response. Hay again led his charges from the front, returning 3/21 from his 9 overs, but mention must also be made of Dan Watt, whose 8-3-16-0 was a study in controlled line and length, and James Walker, who took a blinding catch from Hay to dismiss Jake Martin without scoring. More performances like this and Tynemouth 3s will gain the rewards they richly deserve for the endless endeavours in a tough season, bedevilled by injuries and unavailability.

Next week, Tynemouth CC first XI host Burnopfield, while the 2s travel to Washington and the 3s journey to Consett.  Additionally, the 2s have an attractive looking NEPL 20/20 quarter final at home to South North on Friday at 6.00pm, while the Sunday 3s welcome Benwell Hill to Preston Avenue on July 17th.

Thoroughly enjoyable, highly competitive game that we lost with 2 overs remaining. Nothing to complain about on this occasion.


Week 14:  Saturday July 16th was yet another glorious day for cricket as Tynemouth CC first XI played host to Burnopfield at Preston Avenue. As a result of the dry summer, the wickets at Tynemouth have been uniformly flat and hard. A little more pace and a little less movement have contributed to making conditions ideal for batting on a regular basis, and so it was the case again. With a sheen on the outfield, the Preston Avenue ground looked a picture and a lovely place to play and watch cricket. Home skipper Matty Brown was delighted to win the toss and decided today was a day to chase.

Burnopfield openers David Seymour and Callum Brown began with caution but were soon into their stride playing some attractive shots as the Tynemouth bowlers began to toil in the midday sun. Midday was also the time regular supporter Matthew Keynhans decided it was time to open his account with a cold beer. His early purchase was the first of many on the day by a large, thirsty crowd, who basked in the sun, while enjoying the cricket. Just before lunch, Phil Morse bowled Brown for a fluent 61 and soon after Seymour also perished, this time caught by the busy Morse off the bowling of Andrew Smith for 71. Lunch was taken with the score on 148/2.

The afternoon session started with John Oswell and South African Professional Mitchell Van Buuren at the crease. Oswell has been in fine form this season and currently tops the run league charts with 720 runs. Perhaps the best home grown player there since Colin Milburn; the legendary “Burnopfield basher “himself. However on this occasion Oswell looked strangely out of nick and ended up mishitting one to Ben McGee off Esam Rahman to leave the score at 195/3. Van Buuren timed the ball nicely, picking out gaps in the field and running with pace and purpose but just when it looked like he was about to get more expansive, he was adjudged caught behind by Stu Poynter, again off Rahman who was in the middle of a productive spell from the rugby club end. The home bowlers were fighting hard to restrict runs now and some very good ground fielding and catching meant that Burnopfield had to go to the 58th over before feeling confident enough to declare with the score on 266/8 when Skipper Alasdair Appleby was run out. His run a ball 40 was a good watch.

Once again it was the two Bens who opened up for Tynemouth and once again, they both looked in good form on a pitch that seemed to be just getting better. However just as they were about to bring up a chance-less 50 partnership both perished in consecutive overs leaving Tynemouth up with the pace but 2 wickets down for 48. Captain Matty Brown then began building a partnership with professional Stu Poynter. And what a stand it was! A match winning partnership of 161 to the delight of the home supporters, and the Monkseaton team who had finished early after winning their game on the back pitch, then popped over to enjoy with a beer or two. This was an exhilarating watch. Brown tall at the crease with the most solid of bases, and timing that would be the envy of many a first class batter. There’s a bit of Freddie Flintoff about Matt in this form, combining powerful front foot drives on both sides of the wicket with delicate touches, a couple down to third man expertly played. A high class innings of 78.

At the other end Poynter was once again in regal form. Smaller than Brown he gets his power and timing from quick feet and fast hands. Perhaps there’s a touch of another Anglicised Irishman Eoin Morgan in the way he goes about things. With drives a plenty down the ground, supplemented with some sublime sweeps and reverse sweeps this was an innings to treasure and when he got to his deserved century he received warm applause from all parts of the ground. With the game won Poynter was dismissed for 101 enjoying a second cheer by spectators and teammates alike, as he walked off. He was replaced by David Mansfield, playing his final match for the Club before a move down to London with his partner for work. We wish them both the best of luck! David has been a regular and most popular member of our first team since he joined from his home Club of Cleethorpes in 2019. It was fitting he should hit a boundary to finish the match and bring his side a victory they thoroughly deserved.

Tynemouth 2s were surprisingly crushed by bottom of the table hosts Washington. Batting first, Andrew Davison’s side mustered a disappointing 123 all out. Only the skipper (30) managed to significantly contribute to the total, but it was never going to be enough, and the plucky hosts reached their total in only 25 overs. Of the 7 bowlers used, only Chris Beever with 2/22 made any inroads on what was a chastening day.


Sadly it was a similarly glum afternoon for Tynemouth 3s up in the hills at Consett, where the table-topping hosts showed why they occupy such a fittingly lofty position. Choosing to bat first, the hosts came up against Dan Watt in superb form. His spell of 9-2-21-2 was every bit as good as his figures suggest. Both Richy Hay and Dan Storey were also among the wickets as the home team stumbled to 50/5 at the halfway stage, before showing precisely why they are in pole position, recovering to 234 all out, with Simon Wilkinson (84*) leading the charge. One bright spot was the return of Ricky Handa to the Tynemouth attack, as the off spinner took 3 wickets, though they were expensive, at a cost of 77 runs which, when allied with the concession of 39 extras, made things even more difficult for the 3s.

In response, Dan Storey (54) and Chris Grievson (37), played heroically on a boiling afternoon, but their opening partnership of 84 was not built upon and things began to unravel when Storey was out with the score on 95 as the other 9 batters contributed a paltry 20 between them. Praise must again be given to the 14-year old pairing of Lewis Hurst, who again took a wicket, and James Walker, who made 8 and took a catch for the second week running. These young lads are the very lifeblood of the club and their contributions to senior cricket are greatly appreciated.

To complete the week, the Sunday 3s lost heavily at home to Benwell Hill. The visitors piled on 246/8, despite 3 wickets for Dan Watt, and dismissed Tynemouth for 117, largely thanks to Joel Hull-Denholm (31) and Robbie Bowman (22).

Next week, Tynemouth CC first XI travel to Ashbrooke to play Sunderland, while the 2s host the same opponents and the Saturday 3s welcome Leadgate to Preston Avenue. On Sunday, the Sunday 3s travel to Sacriston. Additionally Tynemouth 2s have a brace of important cup games, away to Benwell Hill on Thursday in the James Bell and at home to South North on Friday in the NEPL 20/20 2nd XI quarter final; both games start at 6pm.

This was a hot one. A punishing afternoon up in the hills, where we looked to have won the game with them at 50/5, but again it all fell apart. The shot that saw me stumped for 1 ought to be my epitaph to cricket. Shameful.

 


Week 15: Tynemouth CC first XI came terribly unstuck away to bottom of the table Sunderland at their splendid Ashbrooke ground. The previous week the hosts had restricted Benwell Hill to 160 and then chased the runs down for the loss of only one wicket, suggesting this may be a vital toss to win. So it proved and, sadly, Tynemouth skipper Matty Brown called wrong, meaning the visitors were invited to bat first by home captain Gregg Applegarth. The impact of such a seemingly small detail on the wider context of the game was immediately apparent and, with Ben Debnam (1), Ben McGee (4), Brown (1), Matt Kimmitt (0) and Stu Poynter (0) back in the pavilion with the score on 23, Tynemouth could have known early on this would be a fruitless day on Wearside. Of the first 5 dismissals, the latter 4 were to catches in the slip cordon and the initial quartet were all to the impeccable Kieran Waterson. Fuelled only by a can of fizzy drink for breakfast, Waterson bowled his 15 overs through, conceding 32 runs for a return of 5 wickets; his last dismissal was a superb caught and bowled that saw the back of Andrew Smith. No less impressive from the other end, the redoubtable Mickey Allan returned figures of 14.5-3-39-2. Make no mistake, almost every wicket was the result of a nigh-on unplayable ball rather than a rash shot. With an attack like this, Sunderland must have a chance of avoiding relegation, unlike their football team one hopes.

For Tynemouth, only Joe Snowdon (58) played with any true confidence and conviction, with Owen Gourley (25*) and Esam Rahman (16) offering some resistance as the visitors tumbled to 130 all out, just after lunch. In reply, skipper Applegarth fell early to a catch by Martin Pollard off the bowling of Gourley. After this, the muscular left-hander Dan Shurben (26) and Ross Whitfield (73*) took the game away from Tynemouth on a wicket, expertly flattened by Kevin Youldon in between innings, that had been exorcised of all demons. One bright spot was Pollard dismissing Shurben for what was the NEPL legend’s 500th wicket in the competition: a truly amazing feat. Poll also ensured Tynemouth had the scant consolation of a single bowling point when he pouched Mickey Allan (16) from the bowling of Josh Koen. However Whitfield and an underextended Youldon Junior (0*) saw Sunderland home in less than 24 overs.

At Preston Avenue, the reverse fixture was even more one-sided, with Tynemouth dismissing the visitors for exactly 100, courtesy of James Carr’s trademark elegant excellence as he returned figures of 12-6-27-5 and the no less pulchritudinous Chris Beever’s 8.4-2-44-5. Tynemouth collected 22 points, knocking off the runs required in 20 overs as Dan Thorburn (45*) and Barry Stewart (36*) made short work of the modest target. This was the 2s third game in 3 days, having seen off Benwell Hill at Denton Bank on Thursday in the James Bell Cup. Batting first, Tynemouth posted 168/4, mainly down to a 58-ball 86 by Barry Stewart, then restricted the home side to 142/6, to progress by 26 runs. Sadly, the two victories sandwiched a loss to South Northumberland at Preston Avenue in the rearranged NEPL 2nd XI T20 quarter final. Tynemouth were dismissed for 98, with Phil Morse (19) top scoring. Despite the same gentleman returning 2/17, the visitors cruised home by 6 wickets with 5 overs to spare.

It should be noted that last week saw a young Tynemouth batter passing a notable personal milestone. Congratulations must go to 15-year old Joel Hull Denholm for passing the 1000 Club runs for the season mark last weekend. Joel continues to work hard at his game and has had a superb season with 1029 runs at 41.71 with 2 centuries and 7 half centuries in all cricket, including 442 runs at 31.85 for the Club’s Senior 2nd team. Mind he did get 0 versus South North on Friday. Joel comes from a family of Tynemouth cricketers with father, David and uncle, John both former first team players at the Club. Joel’s brother Evan and sister Martha are also fine players. 

It’s not often a player reaches the thousand runs mark for our club, with first XI skipper Matty Brown the last to do it in 2017, but with such a dry summer and great batting conditions it’s possible others may join Joel in the 2022 “1000” Club. The chasing pack includes Patrick Hallam (749), Esam Rahman (692), Robbie Bowman (646), and Stu Poynter (577).

Finally, some good news for Tynemouth Saturday 3s. After being held responsible for 10 successive defeats, common sense prevailed and ian cusack was dropped from the team that hosted Leadgate. The value of such tactical nous was immediately apparent when The Croons came home by 9 wickets, dismissing Leadgate for 94. Having won the toss and inserted the visitors, skipper Richy Hay (3-20) and Dan Watt (2-10) reduced Leadgate to 31-5, whereupon Paul Hurst (2-14) and James Waller (2-20) methodically mopped up the tail. In response, Tony Turner (54*) and Dan Storey (35) opened the batting and brought the side to the cusp of victory, when Storey top edged a delivery into his temple. With the imminent threat of rain, Turner took matters into his own hands and assured victory with consecutive fours and a six, bringing up his own half century in the process.

Next week, Tynemouth first XI are away to Percy Main on Wednesday in the Bobby Smithson County Cup, with the Sunday 3s hosting Newcastle Academy in the Banks Cup the night before. At the weekend, Tynemouth 1s entertain south North, with the 2s making the reverse journey, while the Saturday 3s travel to Cowgate Sports.

So, there we have it. With 7 games to go, I know I’m available for 6 of them and I’d hope to get a few more opportunities. Certainly, it doesn’t seem likely I’ll get a game in the Midweek League, as Eaga’s stand-in skipper John Marshall doesn’t appear to like or rate me. Complaining after travelling to Swalwell to play Genetics on public transport and getting a TFC hasn’t exactly endeared me to the bloke. I’ll look to move on next year, if at all possible.

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, 18 July 2022

glove #10

 On Friday 22 July, glove #10 will be sent to the printer. Hence, you'd best get your subs in sharpish, especially as this MAY be the last ever issue, as my editorial explains -: 


Thank you for obtaining this copy of glove magazine. Please read it and, if you aren’t a hoarder of such artefacts, pass it on to someone who may appreciate the contents when you’re done with it. If you are a hoarder, collector, archivist or whatever, then treasure it because, as of now, I am parking, though not scrapping, the project, so the next issue, if there is to be one, may not appear for some considerable length of time.

Friends, I come not to bury glove, but to praise it, or specifically to laud and commemorate those who have contributed, in whatever fashion, to the continued existence of the magazine. I don’t propose to list all those who have helped, but suffice to say, if Jonathan Hope hadn’t provided the start up capital and Tony Gilbert hadn’t proved to be such an excellent printer, we’d never have made it past the planning stage. The first issue appeared in February 2017, which gives the publication a lifespan of 5 and a half years and counting. Having edited every one of glove’s 10 issues, I can honestly say that I’m immensely proud of what has been achieved during that time. I have had the honour of presenting the work of 125 different writers from many different countries and cultures who are linked, however tenuously, by a vague notion of being outside of the literary mainstream, though some like Michael Keenaghan and Holly Watson, should be millionaire superstars because they are, not to mince words, literary geniuses. The fact they are not, is the fault of the culturally impoverished times we live in and not because they are writers who explore their urge to create for aesthetic purposes and not for financial gain. While it has been an honour to publish such stellar talents, it has been a greater one to give public exposure to many gifted wordsmiths who have never seen a literary fanzine before, let alone appeared in one. Paddy Robinson, Candis Carr, Karen Ampleford and Damian King; I’m talking about you.

I started glove because I felt there was a gap in the market for a properly inclusive outsider lit zine. While Jim Gibson was doing sterling work in Nottingham with Hand Job and Derek Steel the same with Falkirk’s Razur Cuts, it seemed as if the rest of the market was dominated by Dark Fruits addled trustafarians and Hugo Boss attired Alpha Grandpas from desolate M25 satellite towns. I wanted to fight against that prevailing narrative, and I feel I did alright, but the law of diminishing returns has got me down; in issue #3 I published 24 new writers, which is down to 4 in issue #10. Additionally, I’m losing money hand over fist and can’t flog the meagre 200 print run I currently do. The creative well is drying out; it needs to organically replenish itself. When it does, glove will return. Until then, I’ll continue writing and performing, often with music. News is on social media; please take the time to follow me. Keep in touch and don’t be a stranger.

 Much love,

ian cusack, editor

@GloveLitZine iancusack@blueyonder.co.uk

https://gilipollez.wordpress.com/

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Monday, 11 July 2022

Black Dog Days

 Here's a piece about my struggles with mental illness that'll be in the new issue of TQ, out this Friday -:


The first time I attempted suicide was 10th February 1981. Having left school the previous summer, I was almost exactly 16 and a half years old, working as a YTS warehouse drudge for £27.50 a week at RH Dinning Electrical Wholesalers in the Team Valley Trading Estate in Gateshead and miserable beyond words. I hated the job, which I’d been forced to take because my father wouldn’t let me do A Levels at Gateshead College “because they all take drugs and have discos on a Friday dinnertime,” hated the peer pressure to conform to the regional masculine stereotype I despised and hated the prospect of a life constrained by petty conformism.  I found release in the usual things; music (John Peel saved all our lives and I’d recently bought Reward by the Teardop Explodes and I’m in Love with a German Film Star by The Passions), alcohol (safe havens were The Cooperage and Red House on the Quayside and the criminally forgotten gay / punk friendly Senate, opposite the Civic Centre) and books. I read voraciously and found in the poem An Irish Airman Foresees His Death by William Butler Yeats, the perfect words to summarise my bleak condition -:

 The years to come seemed waste of breath,

A waste of breath the years behind…

 So, on a mild Tuesday morning, I vowed to find release and stole a strip of codeine-based tablets from home and chained them on the 7.35 bus to work, washed down with a can of Tizer.  By the time I arrived at the job, I was beginning to slur my speech, my vision was semi-hallucinatory and I had issues with my balance. Within minutes I was drifting in and out of consciousness. Someone called an ambulance and I was whisked to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Gateshead. In the austere confines of the A&E Department, I had my stomach pumped. To this day, it is one of the most unpleasant experiences I’ve ever had and entirely responsible for my highly pronounced gag reflex.

 The questioning about my motives for the overdose wasn’t sympathetic to begin with and it became even more censorious when I repeatedly justified my actions by saying I was so miserable and just didn’t want to be here. I don’t think I wanted to die, but I didn’t want to be here and certainly didn’t want to live the life I’d been allotted. This sense of despair, rather than spuriously claiming it to be an accident, was enough to have me detained as a minor under the Mental Health Act of the time. I was stuck in a side room, as I fell in the gap between the Playschool with beds of a Children’s Ward and a roomful of vasectomies, haemorrhoids and ruptures in the men’s section. I was reading Roads to Freedom by the recently deceased Jean Paul Sartre I recall, which was something I had to talk about with the shaggy haired, chain smoking Maoist psychiatrist who interviewed me, to see if I needed sectioning or help.

 Dr Donohue was his name. He pretty soon realised that my immediate misery was situational; he advised me to get out of the job, get back to study and get away to University. I agreed with him entirely and managed to do so the year after. It didn’t cure me, but it made me safe. Donohue also realised that my underlying, long-standing mental illness was the product of childhood trauma. Now, I’m not prepared to go into details at this point, but suffice to say I was emotionally and sexually abused by my mother, sexually abused by my sister and physically abused by my father. Over 40 years later, I’m still dealing with the impact those experiences have had on me as a person and how my life has been affected by such trauma. However, back in February 1981, I had to deal with a more imminent threat than my poisoned mind.

 The next morning, judged sane but damaged by Doc Donohue, I was allowed to leave hospital, discharged into the care of my family. My father came to collect me and, while I was getting ready to leave, Donohue took him to one side and summed up what the situation was with me. Obviously, I don’t know what was said, but a nerve must have been touched as, once outside, my father beat the shit out of me in the car park of the Queen Elizabeth Hospital. Having previously suffered his malevolent ire by being  hit in the bollocks by a golf putter, having my head smashed off a television stand (I still have the scar above my eyebrow to this day) and been punched so hard it knocked me over the fence into next door’s garden, I was used to his volcanic explosions of rage. These days, he’d be in jail; back then, it was seen as my fault for being “difficult.”

 In a sense, such an opinion, which is classic victim blaming, has remained a constant response by the less sympathetic and unenlightened members of society to physical child abuse and, on a personal level, to repeated incidents I’ve been involved with over the years. Being honest, my enduring mental ill-health has cost me innumerable friendships, contact with anyone from my extended family (no great loss there mind), put enormous strain on personal and professional relationships and regularly left me feeling so lonely and miserable that I’ve harboured a detailed suicide plan, which involves drowning myself off Tynemouth pier, for over a decade now. To be frank, there is nothing remotely romantic or alluring about living a life scarred by mental illness. Take it from someone who has been almost beyond help between 1994-1999, 2014-2016 and 2020 to the present.

 It seems to me, though without supporting empirical evidence, there is an assumed link between creativity and, for want of a better word, insanity. Most populist considerations of the work of van Gogh or Munch, for instance, focus on the tortured personal lives of these renowned painters and how such events supposedly impinged on their body of work. It isn’t just the critic who seeks to establish the dominion of the insanity trope, as innumerable examples of the Victorian novel, from the Brontes, to Dickens to George Eliot, are replete with stock characters that tick the boxes of the crazed woman in the attic, to the rambling, ranting madman on the moors. Even in the recent past, music has often exploited the wraith-like signifier of the tortured artist, suffering for their work: Syd Barrett, Ian Curtis, Nick Drake, Richey Edwards and so on. We could have an alphabet of those who were brought down, impeded or otherwise hampered by mental illness. Any decent record collection will offer up the legacy of a thousand lonely suicides, which gives further credence to the belief that great art, in whatever form, is created from the very pit of human misery. Over 42 years since his death, the lyrics of Ian Curtis, allied to some of the most glacial, fragile rock music imaginable by Joy Division, present a compelling and almost addictive soundtrack to a life disintegrating and, with the benefit of hindsight, hurtling to a final, unavoidable, tragic end.

 And yet, for so many of us who suffer with mental illness, and I speak as someone who has been “well” for perhaps only a decade in the last 45 years, our life has not been one concerned with the production of achingly beautiful poetry that examines the human condition, but a series of endless petty, struggles to stay alive. For many people, having a roof over their head, a steady job that puts food on the table and a loving embrace from an understanding partner are the most basic of human needs and expectations. However, when incapacitated by a combination of symptoms ranging from overwhelming self-loathing, auditory hallucinations urging self-destruction, wildly oscillating moods, delusional interpretations of ordinary events, manic and confrontational encounters in everyday life, utter inertia and a fear of the outside world, there isn’t much scope for artistic endeavours.

 Sadly, the various symptoms I’ve just described are very real and very distressing indicators of a range of mental illnesses. These various conditions have a variety of causes, from the physiological, in the shape of chemical imbalances in the brain, to the social, whereby the cumulative effects of negative life experiences simply grind someone down. There is, of course, the unsympathetic cliché of the ranting loony on the bus or in the shopping centre. Whatever the causes of such anti-social behaviour, and I’ve been there and done that, there is little if any sympathy for the howling psychotic, who is perceived as a danger to ordinary people and a figure of derision and contempt. The sad fact is, the lonely and dislocated person screaming blue murder into the ether probably has no insight into their conduct, believing that what they are doing and how they are presenting is perfectly acceptable. Let’s not beat around the bush; this is a manifestation of madness. We should, as a society, protect these people from themselves, instead of recording footage for shits and giggles on social media.

 I would remind you that such “manic” manifestations are prevalent among only a small minority of the mentally ill. These are conditions caused, in the main, by chemical imbalances in the brain and can only be effectively treated by medication. In the good old days, hospitalisation was a decent solution, but as any mental health professional will tell you, psychiatric units are dangerous places, where violently psychotic patients have the run of the place like a scale model Colombian jail.  While remaining at liberty in society, the main trouble with manifestations of such conditions is that they leave the sufferer both vulnerable and ostracised from society. When one has absolutely no insight and even less control of one’s condition, it is painfully clear how easy it is to lose any grasp of reality. This being the case, it becomes almost impossible to hold onto a job, a relationship and, often, a secure place to live. Once marginalised and reduced to living outside the parameters of normal society, the sufferer loses contact with any authorities or agencies that could offer help. With the NHS stretched beyond breaking point, it seems that those who are thus marginalised and, effectively, of little or no use to capitalist society, are cut adrift. The vicious cycle of mental illness, homelessness and criminality repeats itself ad infinitum. These days, the police are more likely to extend a hand of friendship to those they have been asked to intervene in than baton charge them, but they can only do so much. Speaking personally, after one particularly unpleasant confrontation, the nicest copper I’ve ever met gave me a couple of granola flapjacks to tide me over after I’d somehow lost or given away all the money I had and couldn’t pay for anything in Sainsbury’s.  As someone whose dissociative episodes are generally short lasting, a return to normality was, on this occasion as with all others, accompanied by a deep and abiding sense of shame that my life had been reduced to this. Then again, it isn’t really my fault that my brain doesn’t regulate chemicals so well these days. Is it?

 By far the most common kinds of mental illness are “depressive” conditions. Those suffering from such illnesses tend, in the main, to be the invisibly mentally ill. Being extra quiet, a bit withdrawn, lacking the energy or desire to socially interact does not always acquaint with depression. Some people are naturally reserved. Others may opt to take a breather from the world around us, but if such behaviour is accompanied by workplace absences or a disinclination to seek work, a decline in standards of personal appearance, or living conditions, weight gain and / or significant increases in the consumption of drink, junk food or other indulgent behaviour, then the indications could be this person is feeling really low. Negative self-image and a diminishing libido are other indicators, but you’d best leave discussion of the latter to medical professionals. In essence, depression is feeling shit about yourself and the whole world, multiplied to the extreme. The glass isn’t just half empty, it has been smashed and you’re poised to saw away at your wrists with the ragged end.

 As regards treatment, NHS cuts post-2010 mean that there are so few mental health workers able to help with talking therapies, that GPs are basically obliged to repeatedly hand out SSRI medication, such as Sertraline and Citalopram, which kick starts the brain into producing serotonin, the brain’s happy chemical. However, this can also be done by taking plenty of fresh air and exercise, keeping active and alert. Unfortunately, being depressed means you are less likely to be able to do the very things that can make you better. Consequently, long term depression is a danger, as many people are unable to break the cycle and end up in a lower mood with an even more negative state of mind than when first diagnosed. It is a crying shame, workplaces can’t pick up the slack and keep those who are suffering depression in work, perhaps on reduced duties, as routine helps massively by giving a sense of purpose and self-worth to the potential patient.

 What I would say is, if you have a friend or a loved one suffering in this way; make it your business to help them. Look after them. Take them out for walks with a coffee at the end of it. Take them to a gig. Take them to the football. Love them, support them.  Tell them they will get better.  If you are there for them in their darkest hour, they will be there for you if the need ever arises. Believe me, the worst thing about mental illness is the profound, bleak, inescapable sense of pervasive loneliness and isolation. Isolation? Bloody Joy Division…

 

 



Wednesday, 8 June 2022

0-0*-2-1*-0 (av:1)

We’re almost two months into the 2022 cricket season and this is the first blog I’ve submitted on the subject. As you can imagine, there’s a decent amount of ground to cover. The majority of this piece will be the recycling of the weekly Press Release I compile in my role as Press Officer for Tynemouth Cricket Club. It’s a role I love and that I’m honoured to fulfil. Additionally though, there is the late-blooming weed of my playing commitments. I had hoped fervently that the Midweek XI (aka Bad Boys) would keep going, but the various life commitments and personal circumstances of my team mates always made it unlikely there would be a Thursday game. I was sad when the dissolution of the Midweek side was confirmed three days before Stobswood away but, and I’m not quite sure how this has happened,  but I’ve just received an email confirming my selection for Tynemouth 3s this Saturday at home to Lintz 2s, which will be my 10th game of the season; 6 league and 1 cup tie for the 3s, 2 appearances for Ega old Boys in Don Catley’s Midweek League and, scarcely credibly, 1 outing for Tynemouth CC First XI in the NEPL 20/20 group stages. During this time I’ve scored 3 runs, averaging 1, taken 1 wicket at a cost of 30, and held on to one catch. Intrigued? Read on…

Week 1: Tynemouth Cricket Club began the 2022 season with a pair of victories and a narrow loss on Saturday 16th April. The First XI, giving debuts to Australian professional Esham Rahman and batter Matthew Kimmitt, hosted Sunderland while the 2s made the reverse journey to Ashbrooke. Things began unpromisingly at Preston Avenue with Tynemouth skipper Matty Brown losing the toss, then took a severe turn for the worse when the home team fell to a calamitous 5/3. Barry Stewart, first ball, Stuart Poynter and Andrew Smith, promoted in the absence of regular openers Ben Debnam and Ben McGee, were all back in the pavilion when skipper Brown and all-rounder Rahman came together. Brown, playing with trademark aggressive intent, made 28 before feathering a catch to keeper Chris Youldon, leaving Tynemouth 52/4, though there were clear hints the greentop pitch was losing some of its earlier demons, even if the departure of Kimmitt after a composed 14 left Sunderland on top. At this point, Rahman assumed control, powering his way to a superb 112. With able support from Joe Snowdon (20) and David Mansfield (29), Tynemouth made their way to an impressive 252 all out from 49.2 overs.

In reply, Sunderland began solidly and continued to build steadily, courtesy of Ross Whitfield (57), George Drissell (56) and Greg Applegarth (47). Despite earlier inroads by Owen Gourley, Martin Pollard and Andrew Smith, when the visitors were 170/3 it appeared the home side were facing a possible defeat. Then skipper Brown ran out Drissell with a pinpoint throw that enabled Poynter to whip off the bails with the batter stranded. Pollard and Smith each claimed a further victim, before Gourley, bowling with pace and confidence, mopped up the tail, ending with 5/32 to help Tynemouth over the line to a good victory after a fine game of cricket.

Tynemouth 2s were in fine form with the bat, despite skipper Andrew Davison perishing first ball, compiling an impressive 256/9 from 50 overs. Patrick Hallam top scored with 63, ably supported by Joel Hull-Denholm (49), Adam Williams (39*), Matty Walton (34) and Anthony Turner (30). In response, Sunderland were skittled for 149, with wickets shared around: Beever (3/41) was the pick of the bowlers, but Walton (2/23), Bennett (2/36) and Davison (2/3) were also significant contributors to the Tynemouth cause.

The sole blemish on an otherwise perfect weekend saw Tynemouth 3s lose by 3 wickets to Greenside. Batting first, Tynemouth capitulated to 51 all out, with only Finn Hodgson (19) offering significant resistance. Indeed skipper Lee Reed matched both Barry Stewart and Andrew Davison by falling to their first ball of the season. However there was almost an Easter resurrection as the returning Phil Morse and young Sean Aditjandra turning it square and claiming a brace of victims each, leaving Greenside teetering on the brink at 42/7, though they did crawl over the line.

Week 2: On only the second Saturday of the 2022 season, Tynemouth Cricket Club fielded three very different sides than had been the case the week before. Some of these changes were as a result of availability; others were provoked by unavailability, while second team skipper Andrew Davison was declared hors de combat after sustaining a nasty foot injury in the nets.

Tynemouth Cricket Club gave a first team debut to bowler Andrew Jones, who returned a more than modish 2/41 from his 10 overs as the visitors from Benwell Hill chased down the 223 runs required for the loss of 5 wickets in 47.3 overs. Batting first, Tynemouth posted 222 all out, with skipper Matty Brown top scoring with a belligerent 68. He was given ample support by Matt Kimmett (45). Other batters started well enough, such as Stuart Poynter (19), Esam Rahman (21) and Dan McGee (20), but there were few other significant contributions. In reply, The Hill had the worst possible start, when Scotland captain Kyle Coetzer was dismissed by Owen Gourley without scoring. Though Gourley also claimed the scalp of Luke Doneathy and Rahman bagged his maiden Tynemouth wicket, Angus Guy’s unbeaten 104 saw the visitors home without serious mishap.

In the absence of the aforementioned Davison, Martin Pollard dropped down from the first team to skipper the 2s at Denton Bank. This was to prove Tynemouth’s sole success of the weekend, built primarily on Joe Hull-Denholm’s outstanding 81, with solid support from the youthful Robbie Bowman (21) and the more mature Graeme Hallam (23) in a total of 218/9. In response, The Hill reached 206, with Pollard (4/38) leading from the front.  Hallam also displayed the value of age and guile, posting 2/33, helping the 2s to maintain an unbeaten start.

As for the 3s, captain Richy Hay was back in control, after assisting the 2s on the opening weekend. He took a much changed side from the one originally selected to face Annfield Plain 2s at Enterprise Park. The home side batted first and accrued a steady 162/9 from their full 40 overs. While the skipper bowled with accuracy and control, he was unfortunately left wicketless as the victims were claimed by the returning trio of James Carr (3/20), Sam Robson (3/37) and Dan Storey (3/25). Unfortunately, Tynemouth’s batting lacked application and a series of poor shots led to cheap dismissals, resulting in a disappointing 79 all out, with only Finn Hodgson and James Carr (both 14) reaching double figures. 

This was my first game of the season, getting a call up because of various shuffling around of the sides after Andrew Linehan contracted COVID, long after it was fashionable to do so. I contributed a solid 7-ball duck, being bowled after completely missing a straight one, which annoyed me as we fell 1 run short of a first batting point.

Week 3: Tynemouth Cricket Club’s three Saturday teams achieved a more than satisfying clean sweep on April 30th. The first team were away to Burnopfield on a blustery afternoon where, having won the toss and elected to bat, the home side posted a challenging 248 all out from 47.1 overs. Alatair Appleby (37) and John Oswell (42) compiled an impressive opening partnership of 80, before both were out in short order to Andrew Smith and Martin Pollard respectively.  David Seymour and Martin Oswell took the score along to 186, before Esam Rahman broke the partnership, when Seymour feathered him to Stuart Poynter behind the stumps. Wickets then fell in quick succession, including the ball of the day by Pollard (3/420 to dismiss Matthew Purdy. Other than the injured Owen Gourley, all Tynemouth bowlers chipped in, with David Mansfield taking a superb caught and bowled to dismiss Nakul Gowda and Josh Koen accounting for the dangerous Gareth Breese.

In a strengthening wind with ominous clouds overhead, the Tynemouth innings followed a similar pattern to Burnopfield’s. Andrew Smith and skipper Matty Brown put on 80 for the opening wicket, before Smith was caught behind. Brown followed soon after, offering up a leading edge to Appleby. Koen contributed a useful 12, before Rahman was brilliantly caught low down by James Radcliffe for 5, leaving Tynemouth wobbling at 140/4. As he has done all season so far, Matthew Kimmett (24) made a steady contribution, but when he and Poynter, given lbw for 45, were dismissed, the game seemed to have gone away from the Croons. Thankfully, Joe Snowdon (45*) stood up to be counted with an innings of rugged belligerence, ably assisted by Dan McGee (14*), to see Tynemouth over the line for an excellent victory by 2 wickets.

At Preston Avenue, the 2s and 3s, batting first in both instances, enjoyed rather more comfortable wins than the nail-biter at Burnopfield. The 2s posted an eye-catching 299/3, with Barry Stewart (110*) and Andrew Linehan (61*) proving that age and guile can be as effective as youth and bravery were in the 1s game, and also here, where Joel Hull-Denholm (59) compiled another half century and Dan Thorburn (25) gave the innings a solid start. In response, Washington were dismissed for 146, with Neil Bennett (4/22) the pick of the bowlers, with support from Matty Walton (2/28), Chris Beever (2/36), Isaac Murray (1/35) and returning captain Andrew Davison (1/35).

On the back field, Tynemouth 3s posted 214/7 from 40 overs.  A solid opening partnership from Grieveson and Turner laid a platform to attack, before the innings gained real impetus from Phil Morse (83) and Anthony Turner (65). Sundry brief cameos from the middle order got Tynemouth over the 200 mark and in return Consett were bowled out for 125.After some loose early overs which saw Consett get off to a flyer, Tynemouth's seamers eventually made inroads once skipper Hay got his dander up and inspired his charges to fight back. Highlights included two wickets each for James Carr (2-30) and Dan Storey (2-21). Any hints of a middle order comeback from Consett were quickly extinguished by the introduction of 'spin twins' Morse and Robson who combined to dismiss the final 5 Consett batsmen inside 4 overs, without conceding a single run to record remarkable combined figures of 3.4-3-0-5.

Week 4: Tynemouth Cricket Club’s various teams enjoyed mixed fortunes during the week ending Sunday 8th May. The first XI travelled to High Heworth Lane for an NEPL league game against table toppers Felling, who are currently benefiting from having no less than four quality Durham University students in their side.

It was a pleasant and sunny day, and the ground was in good shape. Away skipper Matthew Brown won the toss and decided to bowl first. Both Felling openers are students and high quality batsmen. South African Travis Norris, who plays back home at former Tynemouth overseas star Wesley Bedja’s club hit the first ball of the match for four but then soon after skied a straight drive off Andrew Smith and was caught by Matthew Kimmett. Opening partner and fellow Durham student Joe Cracknell who is on Middlesex’s books was joined by Tyler Easton. They got through the new ball and had taken the score to 84 when Easton hit a short ball from Martin Pollard straight into the hands of Andrew Smith at deep mid-wicket. Alan Mustard became Pollard’s second victim caught by Joe Snowdon for 13. By this time Cracknell was showing his class and a fine partnership developed with Eddie Hurst. They put on a century partnership in a hurry before both went in identical fashion in consecutive overs; caught at long on by David Mansfield off the bowling of Josh Koen. The Tynemouth bowlers fought hard over the remaining overs and a final score of 256 /7 could have been much worse. Pollard’s 4/46 and Andrew Smith’s tight opening 10 over spell were the highlights but credit to all the bowlers and fielders who played with great spirit against some quality batting.

The Tynemouth reply started badly and at 24/3 they were in big trouble with Smith, Poynter and skipper Brown all back in the hutch.  Students Sebastian Allison and Elliot Fox were responsible for the first 3 wickets with Allison in particular bowling with good pace and carry. Tynemouth’s overseas amateur, Esam Rahman came in at 5 and set about repairing the early damage with Ben Debnam. Both looked in good form but with the score on 77 Debnam was bowled by Travis Norris. Kimmitt and Snowdon followed soon after, leaving the score at 93/ 6 and Tynemouth virtually out of the game. Rahman though had other ideas and along with David Mansfield counter attacked with real purpose. However shortly after reaching his half century he was bowled by Fox. Mansfield made a fine 44 and Josh Koen played well for a not out 18 however it was Felling who had their hands on the buzzers most of the day and in the end won comfortably by 64 runs.

Tynemouth CC second eleven had made an early exit from the Banks Bowl knock out tournament on Bank Holiday Monday. Batting first against visitors Burnmoor 2s, a poor start saw them in desperate trouble at 24/5. Despite a counter-attacking, pugnacious 53 from Robbie Bowman, the innings eventually closed with a mere 97 runs on the board. In reply, despite 4 wickets for Neil Bennett and 2 for Graeme Hallam that had Burnmoor rocking at 81/6, the Durham side made it home without further mishap and plenty of overs to spare. Thankfully, in the NEPL Division 2, Tynemouth 2s are a different proposition and were able to sweep Gateshead Fell 2s away with ease at Preston Avenue on Saturday. Batting first, Tynemouth compiled a solid 233/6, with the highlights being Andre Lineham’s sparkling 82, a fine 73 from Ben McGee and an unbeaten 33 from Graeme Hallam, making the most of his unexpected elevation from the 3s.

In response, the Fell were skittled for 127, with Bennett (4/28) again among the wickets, though all the bowlers played their part. Mention must be made of Isaac Murray (2/23) and Chris Beever (2/28) for their efforts. Similarly, Ben McGee made the most of an unexpected afternoon behind the wickets with 2 catches and a leg side stumping.

Tynemouth 3s travelled to Leadgate with only 10 players after a late series of withdrawals. Batting first, Chris Grievson (47) and Sam Robson (21) got the team off to a solid start, before the elegant James Carr (37) and dashing Neil Sturrock (58) put Tynemouth in a strong position. Sadly the lower order failed to contribute enough runs at the innings ended on 191, after only 31 overs. Leadgate (194/9) were to prove how important it is to bat through the full allocation, winning by a single wicket off the last ball of the day. Sam Robson (3/36), Neil Sturrock (3/39) and Dan Storey (2/46) were the successful bowlers on a day when an eleventh player would almost certainly have swung the game in favour of the gallant visitors.

As any batsman will tell you, it’s all about the red inkers, thus remaining on 0* after running out a 13 year old with a dodgy hip who was at the non-striker’s end, I felt like I’d played my part in an almost useful total. In all seriousness, I did alright fielding, with a couple of full length dives that saved four on each occasion. Still maintain we’d have won with a full team like.

Week 5: Unfortunately, Saturday 14th May saw a full house of losses by Tynemouth CC’s three Saturday teams. The first XI played their part in a fine game of cricket played on a lovely day, enjoyed by a large crowd at Roseworth Terrace. Unfortunately, they came up short and lost to South Northumberland by 3 wickets.

Home skipper Adam Cragg won the toss and asked the visitors to bat first on a good looking pitch that played well all day and offered a little bit to everyone. Durham player Mike Jones was available for Tynemouth, and he replaced absent captain Matt Brown. Stu Poynter took over as skipper for the day and would have been happy enough with the start made by Jones and Ben Debnam, who compiled a steady partnership of 38 before Debnam hit an extra cover drive straight to Adam Cragg.

Poynter joined Jones and the pair slowly took the attack to the South North bowlers. Jones, tall and full of drives and Poynter looking to sweep and play square of the wicket. However just when they looked to have taken control at 108/1 both fell in close succession and when the returning opening attack of Wightman and Tindale removed Kimmitt and Rahman, Tynemouth were tottering on 140 /5. However the game was about to take another twist as 18 year old Joe Snowdon took centre stage, making sure Tynemouth finished strongly. Some powerful blows, including one huge maximum, saw Joe steady the ship with Andrew Smith and then go full steam ahead for the last half dozen overs with David Mansfield, who once again played a lovely cameo. Snowdon ended the innings on 59 not out and Mansfield 25 not out, setting South North a total of 241 to chase. Opening pair Wightman and Tindale were the pick of the home attack.

In reply, Simon Birtwisle was bowled by Esam Rahman in his first over and then Andrew Smith picked up the wickets of Chris Hewison and Rob Peyton, leaving the home side struggling at 42/3. However a wonderful partnership of 139 by Solomon Bell and Sean Tindale wrested control of the impetus, before Bell was bowled by Dan McGee for a composed 77 with the score on 184. Tynemouth then upped their game and dismissed Adam Cragg, former player Ollie McGee and Ruaidhri Fletcher in the space of a few overs. With the game finely balanced, Tindale became the match winner for the home team belting three sixes in one over as he hurried to a fine century. With just 3 balls remaining in the final over South North edged home by 3 wickets to the delight of their players and supporters. Esam Rahman bowled his best spell of the season for the away team and mention should also be made of the efforts of Isaac Murray, called into the side at short notice, and returning 1/29 from his 8 tidy overs. It was certainly a day of “what ifs “for the competitive Tynemouth side, who knew they had played a full part in an enjoyable and exciting match.

The same could not be said for the reverse fixture at Preston Avenue. Having eased to a 40-run win over Felling in an NEPL 2nd XI 20/20 group game in midweek, the Tynemouth second string went into their home game with South North in good spirits. Unfortunately, the excellent batting performances that had been the keynote to a solid start to the season were absent, as Tynemouth were dismissed for 174 in exactly 41 overs. In reply, South North achieved the required runs in exactly 1 over fewer, for the loss of 3 wickets.

Tynemouth 3s were again hampered by mass unavailability, with only 10 players taking the field for a home game against Cowgate Sports 2s. The visitors batted first and got off to a flyer, reaching 46/0 after 4 overs, until Ed Snelders, amidst a parsimonious spell, claimed his first wicket, with Adam Tugby behind the stumps taking a superb catch from a skied shot. Both Snelders and Tom Ashton bowled their spells through, taking a brace of wickets each, as did skipper Richy Hay, including a fine caught and bowled. In total, Cowgate posted an imposing 223/8 from their 40 overs, but Tynemouth did not allow this to intimidate them.

Cautiously returning from a foot injury, Owen Gourley contributed an attacking half century, supported admirably by a dogged Tom Ashton. Unfortunately, despite a composed 2 by the youthful ian cusack, overs and batters began to run out as Tynemouth posted an admirable 165, which at least ensured maximum batting points.

Top score of the season thus far; a clip over Cover Point for 2, followed by an attempted repeat of the shot gently lobbing into the same bloke’s hands. Ah well…

However, there is still a silver lining to the gloomy blanket of clouds settling over Preston Avenue, as the Sunday 3s are having a storming start to their season. Having opened the campaign with a 10 wicket win over Ashington in the Banks Cup, they began their league programme with a solid win over Sunderland, with 10 overs to spare, before a memorable 107 run victory over Benwell Hill. Tynemouth batted first, with openers Dan Thorburn and Patrick Hallam enjoying a century partnership before Hallam fell for 48.  Thorburn was then joined by Robbie Bowman and the pair set about the Hill attack. Thorburn eventually fell for 101 and Bowman was 70 not out in TCC’s total of 254-4 off their allotted 40 overs. Dan Watt struck with only the second ball of the Hill's innings and only some late order hitting saw the home side able to post 147 all out.  A fine win, making it two from two for Chris Beaver's young guns.

This week, they made it 3 from 3. Batting first, Tynemouth compiled 238/4, with the young guns Joel Hull-Denholm (56) and Robbie Bowman (47) ably assisted by the more mature pairing of Geoff Simpson (56*) and Chris Beever (33*).  Sacriston mustered 169/8 in reply, with Dan Watt (3/4), Sean Aditjandra (2/22) and Patrick Hallam (2/35) the pick of the bowlers.

Week 6: Tynemouth Cricket Club’s three Saturday and one Sunday senior sides enjoyed a busy period, during the week ending 22nd May, as the prevalence of cup competitions crowded the match day calendar quite markedly.

On Saturday 21st May, Tynemouth 1s entertained table topping Hetton Lyons at Preston Avenue. Returning home skipper Matt Brown lost the toss and was asked to bat first on a wicket that had plenty of grass on it but played well all day.  With Mike Jones back with the Durham side, Brown chose to open with Ben Debnam. The pair put on a handy half century partnership before Brown was caught by Stephenson off the bowling of Feroz. This brought Stewart Poynter to the crease and he got off the mark with a sublime drive through extra cover off Feroz and, along with Debnam, put on a fine partnership off 68, until Debnam hit one straight to cover off the slow left arm bowling of the economical Cameron Grimwood . Poynter was joined by Esam Rahman but in a bid to up the scoring rate took one chance too many and was bowled by Ben McKinney for a fine 70. Matt Kimmett joined Rahman and they put together an excellent partnership of 54 in just half an hour. Kimmett was stylish in defence and in attack played with great invention; two reverse ramp shots will stay long in the memory. Rahman produced a mix of steady forward defence and powerful drives. The pair took the score to 232 and, with several overs left, a score of 260 looked likely. However the Tynemouth middle and late order imploded, with the last 6 wickets going down for just 8 runs and, whilst 240 was a good score, it should have been more.

The Lyons began quickly and raced to 54 before Stuart Walker was adjudged lbw to Andrew Smith and when Owen Gourley had skipper Jarvis Clay strangled down the leg side for a duck, the coast side had regained the advantage. However opener and Durham Academy Player Ben McKinney was playing a fine innings. Tall and standing taller he has a look of Keaton Jennings about him, and the left hander timed the ball very well. An elegant player, and one to look out for. But just as the away side assumed control both McKinney for 63 and Gary Scott for a steady 26 fell in consecutive overs leaving the match well balanced at 120/4. Chris Martin and Chris Ralston were now at the crease, and they put on a vital partnership of 69. But just as the game looked beyond Tynemouth, Andrew Smith returned down bank this time and bowled both players to set up an interesting finish. Tynemouth fought hard but bowlers Liam Dixon, Paul Stephenson and Cameron Grimwood had the answers with the bat and the visitors got home to win by 3 wickets with 4 overs to spare. Andrew Smith with 3/44 from his 10 overs and the steady Martin Pollard were the pick of the Tynemouth bowlers.

On Sunday, Tynemouth 1s hosted Whitburn in a Banks Salver tie. The home team, despite being skittled for a modest 95, with only Joe Snowdon (21) posting a significant contribution, bowled superbly to dismiss Whitburn for a mere 76. All the bowlers took wickets; Esam Rahman (4/27), Dan McGee (3/16), Andrew Smith (2/15) and Neil Bennett (1/8) ensuring Tynemouth progressed to the quarter finals.

Tynemouth 2s had a successful week, defeating South Northumberland in the James Bell Cup in midweek. After posting 154/2, with Barry Stewart (64*) and the destructive Phil Morse (42) leading the way, the bowlers restricted South North to 125. Chris Beever (4/9) was the key. On Saturday, a presumably under strength Hetton Lyons 2s outfit were blown away for 52, with Isaac Murray (3/11) and Matty Walton (3/12) taking most of the plaudits. In response, Tynemouth knocked off the runs required in 12 overs, for the loss of one wicket.

The Saturday third team continue to be dogged by ill-luck and unavailability. A trip to Priors Park on Thursday 19th May for a Dr Tom Barlow Cup game against Lions was another sobering experience. Despite the excellence of Dan Story (3/8), Lions registered 101/9. In response, Tynemouth were dismissed for 63, with Tom Ashton (16) following up an impressive 2/23, top scoring. He was ably assisted in the final wicket partnership of 15 by ian cusack (1*).

For possibly the only time ever, I can genuinely say I enjoyed batting. While Lions hammered us out of sight, I must have faced about 15 balls and had a great laugh with young Tom Ashton at the other end. Another red inker as well…

 On Saturday, the 3s travelled to Heaton Medicals to face Civil Service. Initially, the game remained tight, but fine later innings hitting and a rash of inexplicably poor dropped catches, saw ragged profligacy become the order of the day in the field, as the Civil Service posted an imposing 213/6. In response, debutant Sam Davison (109) scored a century of refined elegance and brutal hitting, that helping to keep the total in sight. Sadly, when Davison was out, the task became too formidable, and Tynemouth closed on 188/8.

This one was going so well until we managed to shell half a dozen catches in the last 15 overs, giving them a far bigger total than they deserved. In the end, I was glad not to get a bat as it stopped them getting maximum points.

The Sunday 3s lost out to a strong Newcastle Academy side. Having been set 249 to win, the young Tynemouth side could only manage 163 in response, though this included Sean Adijandra’s maiden 50.

Week 7: Saturday 28th May saw a clean sweep of victories by Tynemouth’s three senior sides, to mark the end of a busy week for the Preston Avenue outfit.

Firstly, on Wednesday evening, a scratch Tynemouth team travelled to Broadway West to face a strong Newcastle City outfit in the County Bowl. Unfortunately, a Tynemouth side that contained only 3 players with significant first team experience, were no match for their talented opponents, who skittled the visitors for 58 and achieved the runs required for the loss of only 2 wickets. Much more encouragingly, the first team began their NEPL 20/20 group stage fixtures with an excellent 9 run win over Newcastle at Preston Avenue on Friday. Batting first, Tynemouth looked in a measure of danger at 55/4 after 12 overs. However, unbeaten knocks from Ben McGee (44*) and Phil Morse (25*) saw a useful final total of 140/5. Newcastle looked to have this well within range when Kieran Trevaskis scored 3 maximums in an over from the bowling of Owen Gourley. Tynemouth’s bowlers then showed remarkable fortitude and control to effectively stifle the Newcastle batting line-up. Martin Pollard (2-20) was, as ever, key to establishing control over the flow of runs, but he was admirably supported by Gourley (2/37), who recovered brilliantly from the carnage of his opening over, Esam Rahman (2/19) and Andrew Smith (1/24), who turned the game Tynemouth’s way when he had Trevaskis brilliantly caught by Morse for 38. In the end, Newcastle finished on 131/7, meaning Tynemouth won by 9 runs.

On Saturday, Tynemouth played host to Burnmoor in a League fixture and ran out comfortable winners with an impressive performance against last season’s NEPL Runners Up. Conditions at Preston Avenue were cold and breezy at first and it was a surprise when Burnmoor skipper Graeme Bridge, having won the toss, decided to have a bat first on a used wicket with plenty of grass on it. Tynemouth’s opening attack of Andrew Jones and Owen Gourley hit their straps straight away. Durham University student Jones bowled a quick yet controlled opening spell dismissing both openers, Alan Worthy and Ross Greenwell. Owen Gourley then had Marcus Brown caught behind by stand in skipper Stu Poynter before producing a beauty to clean bowl Paul Craig. Neither batsman had troubled the scorers, and their team were in trouble at 21/4. Former Durham County player Ryan Pringle decided attack was the best form of defence and he raced to 40 off just 30 balls before being adjudged lbw off the bowling of Andrew Smith. His innings was great to watch, but his reaction to being given out not so much. Our umpires deserve better. 

Burnmoor were struggling and Smith was bowling well. Whilst only medium pace he was accurate and found both movement and bounce. He was too good for the middle order of Blunt, Coughlin, and Maqsood and his figures of 4/19 off 7 overs well deserved as Burnmoor collapsed to 81/8. Skipper Poynter showed no mercy though and brought Jones back on to clean out the tail which he did by clean bowling Bridge and Linsley in quick succession. There was a lot to like about the performance of Jones who offered a threat throughout and worried all of the batsmen with his pace. 4/31 off 7.5 overs.

As the sun started to shine and the long sleeved jumpers came off it was time for Tynemouth to bat and look to chase down Burnmoor’s modest total of just 86. The two Bens opened for the home side. Debnam started well before playing across one from Maqsood. McGee who was then joined by Stu Poynter. The partnership of 68 that followed was a joy to watch. McGee was all timing and elegance with a real flow to his innings, combined with a rock solid defence. At the other end, Poynter produced a masterclass of how to sweep the ball. When the winning runs were hit McGee was not out on 30 and Poynter had raced to 45 not out. A nine wicket win and maximum points and all achieved by mid-afternoon as some supporters were just arriving, hoping to enjoy the second innings of the game in the bright sunshine .....too late was the cry!

Tynemouth 2s travelled to scenic Castle Eden and posted another comprehensive victory. Bowling first, veterans Chris Beever (3/19) and Barry Stewart (3/27) lead the way, with admirable support from Phil Morse (2/8) and the reliable Neil Bennett (1/14), limiting Castle Eden to 124 all out. In return, Tynemouth 2s achieved the total for the loss of 5 wickets, with Patrick Hallam’s 52 the top score in another comfortable win.

Tynemouth 3s had a superb win over Monkseaton 1s in the Coastal Derby, easing home by the impressive margin of 128 runs. Home skipper Hay called correctly and opted to bat. The wisdom of such a decision was soon under the microscope as Tynemouth rapidly found themselves teetering at 4/3, then 37/4.  At this point, it was time for the elegant James Carr (66) to enter the fray. He and Anthony Turner steadied the ship and added 90 together. At this point, former Tynemouth player Tony Lion took 3 quick wickets, including Carr, which brought Daniel Storey to the crease. He participated in a 50 partnership with Turner, making only 8 of them as Turner took control. Tragically, he was caught on the boundary from the penultimate ball of the innings for 97, trying to bring up what would have been a richly-deserved 100. Tynemouth closed on 211-8 from 40 overs.

In reply, Monkseaton were never at the races. Tight opening overs from Carr (9-22-1) and Hay (9-22-4), including the dangerous Lion, did the damage. With Monkseaton’s top order back in the hutch for less than 50 the change bowlers then tore through the rest. Storey claimed 3-3-0-3 (from 3 wicket maidens!), Snelders took one 1, and the last man was run-out, collapsing to 83 all out. Mention should also be made of a massively improved fielding display, including 3 terrific slip catches from Ben Richardson and 2 in the covers for Chris Grieveson.

The Sunday 3s were without a fixture this weekend but progressed to the quarter final of the Banks Cup with a stellar performance in defeating Burnmoor 3s on Thursday evening. Joel Hull-Denholm lead the way with a sparkling unbeaten 104* as Tynemouth posted 165/2 from their 20 overs. In reply, Burnmoor were restricted to 125/8, with James Walker’s remarkable 5/20 key to the victory.


Week 8: The week of the Jubilee Bank Holiday, ending Sunday 5th June, saw another busy and largely successful week for Tynemouth Cricket Club’s various senior sides. The first XI built on the previous weekend’s successes over Newcastle in the NEPL 20/20 group stages and Burnmoor in the NEPL Premier Division, with a pair of resounding victories. Firstly on Friday evening, a side including sprightly 57 year old debutant ian cusack, well hidden by skipper Matt Brown at short fine leg for the entirety of proceedings, travelled to Shotley Bridge, where the home side batted first. Despite the unnecessary concession of 24 wides and no-balls, effecting presenting the home team with 4 extra overs, tight bowling restricted Shotley Bridge to 104/8. Wickets were shared around, with Phil Morse (3/19), Martin Pollard (2/16), Esam Raham (2/16) and Brown (1/8) being to successful bowlers. In response, Tynemouth did their net run rate a power of good by reaching the target in a shade over 12 overs without mishap with Rahman (55*) and Brown (49*) the successful batters.

About 5.15 on Friday and I’m in Peter and Di Brown’s car, heading to Shotley Bridge and looking forward to a few pints in front of the cricket. Just then the phone rings and skipper Matty is on the blower, telling me I’m about to make my debut for the 1s, about 2 months shy of my 58th birthday. To say I was nervous was an understatement but, possibly because we won so comprehensively (though touching the ball only once in the field means I’m stretching things to say I was a contributory factor), all the lads were absolutely spot on. I felt encouraged and supported in an ethos of collective responsibility. Frankly, it’s one of the sporting highlights of my life.

On Saturday, the first team played hosts to a weakened Whitburn side who were without the services of professional Jack Burnham and young Scottish off spinner Rafay Khan. Tynemouth were at full strength and after winning the toss skipper Matthew Brown elected to bat first on a new strip that proved good to bat on. Ben Debnam opened up with Andrew Smith and the pair began to build a fine opening partnership. Careful to start with it took 10 overs to reach 30 but a steady increase in tempo saw them make a century partnership in 25 overs. At this point the Whitburn attack was tiring and the batters were in control. Debnam was now in attack mode and a flurry of boundaries took him to within one run of a much deserved century when the returning Matthew Muchall took a fine catch low and to his right off his own bowling. No century but a terrific knock and a superb partnership of 178 with Smith. Professional Stuey Poynter was next to the crease, and he played a short but sweet cameo of 18 runs off just 12 balls before he was caught brilliantly in the deep. Smith was next to go for a fine 74 leaving the home side on 210/3. The innings then rather stuttered as the middle and late order made hard work of things. Some injudicious shots coupled with some good catching saw 7 wickets tumble for just 41 runs at which point Brown declared the innings closed at 251/8 after just 51 overs leaving his team 59 overs to bowl out the visitors and clinch maximum points.

Vishal Tripathi and Lee Henderson opened up for Whitburn but struggled against the pace of Andy Jones who once again was in great form. An accurate burst with the new ball saw him claim the wickets of both openers and also Gareth Welsh leaving the visitors in trouble at 31/3. Things only got worse as Esam Rahman and Andrew Smith ran through the Whitburn middle order to set up the win. 15 year old Matthew May and veteran Matthew Muchall defended stoically but with so many overs left defeat was inevitable and it was Smith who broke the partnership, before Owen Gourley claimed the final wicket, caught by skipper Brown. Smith and Jones were the pick of the home attack and certainly needed no aliases, but really all of the Tynemouth bowlers impressed as did wicket keeper Stuey Poynter who took 2 outstanding catches and a stumping. This was an impressive performance by Tynemouth who were the only team in the league on the day to gain maximum points. Up to fourth place now and with four wins in a row they are full of confidence.

Tynemouth 2s lost a tight and engaging home Roseworth Trophy tie to South North on Tuesday 31 May. A competitive 122/4 total was compiled courtesy of some lusty hitting by the revitalised Ben McGee (44), who is revelling in his wicketkeeper / batsman role, with solid support from Anthony Turner (27) and Dan Thorburn (26). Sadly, South North were just that bit too good, achieving the total after 19.3 overs for the loss of 3 wickets. On Saturday, the 2s ventured to Whitburn and registered an impressive 267/5, courtesy of superb knock by Josh Koen (88*) and supporting contributions by Joel Hull-Denholm (60) and Dan Thorburn (55). Despite all their best efforts, especially those of the heroic Matty Walton (5/18), Whitburn held out for a draw, closing on 134/7.

The Saturday 3s travelled west along the road to a much improved and decidedly bucolic Riding Mill on a glorious afternoon, with a team denuded of hors de combat skipper Richy Hay, but with enough ability on paper to win with ease. Sadly, batting first on a decidedly dead pitch that kept infuriatingly low, Tynemouth were not able to harness their undoubted talents. While Chris Beever top scored with a rugged 37 and support was offered by Chris Grievson (17), locum skipper Andrew Davison (16) and the amphibiously gregarious Neil Sturrock (15), the rest of the team barely cobbled together a dozen between them. The net result was a total of 110 all out and the surrender of almost 10 unused overs. In response, Riding Mill achieved the runs required in a fraction over 28 overs for the loss of 5 wickets. This is not to say Tynemouth bowled badly, with Beever (2/27) and Sam Robson (2/33; his first a stunning catch at square leg by the agile cusack) being dangerous throughout their spells, but there were simply not enough runs on the board to make things competitive.

Nice catch, it has to be said. And the genuine joy from the rest of the lads for me in taking it made the day a pleasure to spend in such company. I should point out we’ve lost every game I’ve played in for the 3s this season….

The cricketing week was completed by the Sunday 3s, who hosted South North Academy at Preston Avenue. Batting first, Tynemouth posted a competitive 201/3 from their 40 overs with Patrick Hallam (89*) the outstanding contributor, ably supported by Robbie Bowman (37), Chad Koen (26*) and Finn Hodgson (25). In response, South North fell short, closing on 180/9, with Sean Aditjandra (3/33) being the pick of the bowlers and Adam Blake (2/40) also worthy of a mention.

Apart from my Tynemouth adventures, I’ve also signed up for Eaga Old Boys in the Midweek League. At Di Brown’s prompting, I emailed Don Catley who put my availability on the weekly newsletter. The flood of replies stopped at one; skipper James Harvey dropped me a WhatsApp and I signed up to play at Seaton Burn. We’ve won two and had two others rained off so far. The first I got a TFC, but bowled in the second, taking 1-30 as a result of a hideous crossbatted swipe across the line that was taken at Mid On. They’re a nice bunch of lads and I’m looking forward to playing some more. However, first up we have Lintz 2s on the back field on Saturday. I’ll be in the zone for that one.